Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Chapter 10: There once was a horribly ugly demon named Mrs. Q

Kenshin: That there was!

(Mrs. Q: HEY! I'm as beautiful as Tamyra Gray and I've got enough ass to be compared to Jennifer Lopez.

DPK: Only because J.LO doesn't have her ass on her face.)

Yuhi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?

Kaoru: We should be asking that about you!

Yuhi: Aogiri Yuhi from Ayashi no Ceres.

(Crickets chirp)

Kaoru: Has anyone ever heard of that manga?

Ohkami, Himiko, Maringa, and Kohana: We have.

Ohkami: ^.^

Author #2: Im going to take a vacation. Maringa, you may have my powers until I come back.

Maringa/Author 2.5: Cool!

Author #1: Is that a good idea?

Ohkami: NO!!!! DON'T!!!!

Author #2: Too late (disappears)

Ohkami: AHHHHHH!!!!! (Crashes into a parked car)

Maringa: I didn't do it.

Ohkami: @_@

Mrs. Q: (pops up) Hello everyone.

Everybody: AAHHHHHH!!!!! Scary face!!!!

Rath: (runs in) A DEMON!!! ^.^

Mrs. Q: -_-

Hiei: And who the hell are you?

Rath: Rath, the Dragon Knight of Fire. Are you a demon?

Kagome: (points to Inuyasha) He's half demon.

Sesshomaru: And I'm a full demon. HA!

Rath: ^.^

Maringa: Rath, has anyone ever told you how cute you are?

Rath: DEMON!!! (Attacks Maringa)

Maringa: @_@

Ohkami: YAY!

Maringa: (fish-slaps Ohkami) I'm still alive, you idiot!

Ohkami: OW!

Maringa: And I still have Author #2's powers (snaps her fingers)

Mrs. Q: What was that supposed ta do? Dammit, not again.

Sesshomaru: What just happened there? (Looks at Mrs. Q) Hey, you look just like me. Only I'm much prettier. (a/n by #3: If you wanna know what Mrs. Q look like go to this link. - bin/i/animeimages/aogiri/three.jpg )

Kaoru: Dammit, why does everyone always want me to be a girl?

Ohkami: Who are you?

Kaoru: I'm Yuhi.

(a/n by #3: the part about him always having to be a girl is said because in Ayashi no Ceres (Ceres: Celestial Legend) there is an episode where Yuhi (who is my favorite of all anime characters ^.^) must dress like a girl and go to an all girls school and go to P.E. lol) (DPK: Who gives a rat's ass!!!!!!!!)

Ohkami: Then that means!

Yuhi: You know, headbands really aren't my thing. I prefer ribbons (gets zapped by head band)

Kagome: Maybe you'll be a better cook now, Miss Kaoru.

Yuhi: Are you Kenshin?

Kagome: That I am.

Yuhi: (hits Kagome over the head with metal chop sticks s/he found in her/his pockets)

Hiei: Where am I? Fire, where are you?

T.C.: (holds up sign) I'm here, but who the hell are you?

Rath: Get off my head you damn lizard (throws Fire Dragon across the room)

Fire Dragon: Meow!

Maringa: OH! Its a dream come true!!!! Rath and Hiei, Hiei and Rath, which is better?

T.C.: (goes up to Hiei and holds up a sign) Master, is that really you? You're short.

Hiei: Which way do you mean that!?

T.C.: Which ever way you think fits you, master.

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DPK: Another short chapter by Ohkami! Damn you, Ohkami!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway here's a filler for you guys.

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Ohkami: (chokes Yuhi) I wish you were mine to love and cuddle and mouth rape.

Sanosuke: No you don't. Being mouthraped is not nice.

Yuhi: Yeah! Besides, Aya's mine.

Ohkami: What's up with you and these blondes! What's wrong with people with brown hair?

Sanosuke: Yeah you got a problem with brown haired people!?

Yuhi: No my hair is brown. But Aya... she's pretty. (dreamy) She's one girl I wouldn't mind knocking up.

Everyone: O.O!

Yuhi: I just said that out loud, didn't I?

Kenshin: That you did.

Ohkami: Well if Yuhi doesn't love me as a brunette then maybe I will go blonde.

(10 minutes later)

Kenshin: (smokes weed; coughs) Sano, this is some good shit, that it is. Where did you get it?

Sano: The Fox Lady sold me some. (smokes weed)

Kenshin: What does opium taste like?

Sano: Candy.

Ohkami: I'm back.

Everyone: She's blonde!!!!!!!!

Ohkami: I hope you like it Yuhi.

Yuhi: Wow! You look stunning... Aya!

Ohkami: AYA!!!!!!!!!! How dare you!!!!!!!!! (runs into parked car; gets up and hits head on rear view mirror; gets ran over by a herd of bulls.)

Sai: Poor Ohkami. (gets ran over by the bulls)

Himiko: Wow, it was just a wig.

Kenshin: That it was.

Sano: Candy.

Maringa: What's this prove?

Kohana: That Ohkami's still a blonde not matter what.

Ohkami: I'm not a blonde!!!!!!!!!! B-L-A-N-D!!!!!!!!!!

Sano: Candy.

DPK: Next Installment Coming Soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!