Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Chapter 11: The age-old battle boxers or briefs?
Warning: This fic contains swapping of bodies, random singing, and stripping. Oh, and a schizo girl who like Rath and Hiei. Not to mention slow motion and fast backwards. It also contains another girl who loooovvvveeesss Yuhi. And 2 girls who love SANOSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DPK Note: Sanosuke and Kenshin are some sexy bastards.
Kenshin: That we are.
Sano: Heh, I know that.)
Kaoru: Can we go back now? T.T
Maringa: NEVER!!! Muahahahahahaha. (5 minutes later)hahahahahahahaha!!!!! (Passes out)
Ohkami: YAY! Ding-dong the bitch is dead! Which old bitch? The wicked bitch! Ding-dong the wicked bitch is dead!
Maringa: (wakes up and fish-slaps Ohkami)
Ohkami: OW!
Maringa: You need ta learn when some one is dead or alive.
Ohkami: Quit hitting me!!!
Maringa: (snaps her fingers and Ohkami flies backwards)
Ohkami: (hits a tree) OW! I said stop!!!
Maringa: What? I didn't hit you.
Himiko: I wonder what will happen when I snap my fingers (snaps her fingers and Maringa shrinks yet again)
Maringa: (squeaky) Why'd you do that?!
Himiko: I didn't know that was gonna happen!!! But I like it when you're small enough to step on!!!
Maringa: I'll just turn myself back (snaps and nothing happens) What?! ..
Sano: Well, you know what they say about people with big feet...
Kagome: They wear big shoes?
Kaoru: And does it look like they have big shoes? Mine's bigger.
Yuhi: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE?! I think Kenshin has big shoes!
Kagome: That makes sense since Kenshin is taller that Hiei. But I think Sanosuke has big feet too! (Attacks Sano again)
Maringa: (thinks) *If I could shrink myself just a little*
Hiei: Hey, quiet thinking about me like that!
Maringa: OK, I'll go with Rath instead. Anyway, he has a bigger sword.
Hiei: Which was do you mean that?
Maringa: Whichever way you want to take it.
Miroku: Now, if the girls would fight about their underwear.
Sango: Hey! Dont do that, your still in your underwear! (Ghetto-ish) Get some pants on boy-ee!
Miroku: I'm not a boy, I'm a man. Daddy says so.
Maringa: Let me try something (snaps, shrinks a foot) Now rewind (snap)
Miroku: .os syas yddaD .nam a m'I ,yob a ton m'I.
Hiei: ?taht naem uoy od yaw hcihW.
Yuhi: .seohs gib sah nihsneK kniht I !?erapmoc uoy erad woH
Hiei & Rath: !skcus raewrednU
Inuyasha: !srexob
Maringa: (pans) !pots
Author #1: OK, fast backwards.
Kenshin: (really fast) ? .nam-ekac em llac yeht syug tuo kooL .nac I revenehw ekacnap yas ot ekil I .teews skool ti ggod 'nitae uoy tahw .E-K-A- C-N-A-P ?
Everyone:...?
Author #1: OK, that was weird.
(In Background)
Inuyasha: Boxers!
Maringa: Slow motion (snaps)
Inuyasha: Boookseerssss! (Slow motion pulls of pants)
Kenshin: Brrieeefsss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Miroku: Boookseer brrieeefsss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Sesshomaru: Looiinclooothss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Hiei & Rath: Unnnderweeear suuuccckkksss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Maringa: Ooooohhh mmmmyyy (slow motion surprised and happy face)
Author #2: Pause! (Snaps)
(Maringa stuck with surprised and happy face. Everyone else except authors standing in place wobbling slightly)
(2 minutes later)
Hiei: (mouth not moving) Can we move now? There's a draft.
Author #2: Hold on.
Hiei: Hey! What are you doing!? That doesnt belong in there!!! NNNOOOOO!!!!!!!
Announcer: This fan fic has been temporarily suspended due to adult themes and sexual situations. But we are now introducing THE BREAKFAST BRIGADE!!!
Kenshin: I'm Pancake Man man man man man (continues)
Author #1: Whats with the echo?
Kenshin: .man man man Sorry, that I am.
Kaoru: I'm Waffle Woman! Beware my Belgian squares of waffle doom!
Yahiko: I am Butter Boy! Smooth as butter and greasy too!
Sano: (bored) And I'm Cap'n Syrup.
Author #3: Can you say that with a little more emotion?
Sano: (still bored) I'm Cap'n Syrup. (waves hands) Yay!
Announcer: Fighting against the evil Trix Rabbit...
T.R.: Silly kids, guns are for me!!!!!!!!
Announcer: The evil Lucky Charms...
Lucky: Don't steal my Lucky Charms!
Announcer: The evil Tony the Tiger...
Tony: They're GREAT! No they're not! I'm the only great one!
Announcer: And they're arch nemisis! The EVIL QUAKER OATMEAL GUY!!!!!! THE BREAKFAST BRIGADE SAVING BREAKFAST ONE TOASTER AT A TIME! Coming to a table near you. And now back to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow. Ha ha!
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Killer Monkey: Ooooo!!! EEEEE!!!!! (chops people up with a chainsaw! Like on the Tom Green Show)
DPK: We're going to have to change the rating on this fanfic!
Kenshin: That we are.
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Chapter 11: The age-old battle boxers or briefs?
Warning: This fic contains swapping of bodies, random singing, and stripping. Oh, and a schizo girl who like Rath and Hiei. Not to mention slow motion and fast backwards. It also contains another girl who loooovvvveeesss Yuhi. And 2 girls who love SANOSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DPK Note: Sanosuke and Kenshin are some sexy bastards.
Kenshin: That we are.
Sano: Heh, I know that.)
Kaoru: Can we go back now? T.T
Maringa: NEVER!!! Muahahahahahaha. (5 minutes later)hahahahahahahaha!!!!! (Passes out)
Ohkami: YAY! Ding-dong the bitch is dead! Which old bitch? The wicked bitch! Ding-dong the wicked bitch is dead!
Maringa: (wakes up and fish-slaps Ohkami)
Ohkami: OW!
Maringa: You need ta learn when some one is dead or alive.
Ohkami: Quit hitting me!!!
Maringa: (snaps her fingers and Ohkami flies backwards)
Ohkami: (hits a tree) OW! I said stop!!!
Maringa: What? I didn't hit you.
Himiko: I wonder what will happen when I snap my fingers (snaps her fingers and Maringa shrinks yet again)
Maringa: (squeaky) Why'd you do that?!
Himiko: I didn't know that was gonna happen!!! But I like it when you're small enough to step on!!!
Maringa: I'll just turn myself back (snaps and nothing happens) What?! ..
Sano: Well, you know what they say about people with big feet...
Kagome: They wear big shoes?
Kaoru: And does it look like they have big shoes? Mine's bigger.
Yuhi: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE?! I think Kenshin has big shoes!
Kagome: That makes sense since Kenshin is taller that Hiei. But I think Sanosuke has big feet too! (Attacks Sano again)
Maringa: (thinks) *If I could shrink myself just a little*
Hiei: Hey, quiet thinking about me like that!
Maringa: OK, I'll go with Rath instead. Anyway, he has a bigger sword.
Hiei: Which was do you mean that?
Maringa: Whichever way you want to take it.
Miroku: Now, if the girls would fight about their underwear.
Sango: Hey! Dont do that, your still in your underwear! (Ghetto-ish) Get some pants on boy-ee!
Miroku: I'm not a boy, I'm a man. Daddy says so.
Maringa: Let me try something (snaps, shrinks a foot) Now rewind (snap)
Miroku: .os syas yddaD .nam a m'I ,yob a ton m'I.
Hiei: ?taht naem uoy od yaw hcihW.
Yuhi: .seohs gib sah nihsneK kniht I !?erapmoc uoy erad woH
Hiei & Rath: !skcus raewrednU
Inuyasha: !srexob
Maringa: (pans) !pots
Author #1: OK, fast backwards.
Kenshin: (really fast) ? .nam-ekac em llac yeht syug tuo kooL .nac I revenehw ekacnap yas ot ekil I .teews skool ti ggod 'nitae uoy tahw .E-K-A- C-N-A-P ?
Everyone:...?
Author #1: OK, that was weird.
(In Background)
Inuyasha: Boxers!
Maringa: Slow motion (snaps)
Inuyasha: Boookseerssss! (Slow motion pulls of pants)
Kenshin: Brrieeefsss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Miroku: Boookseer brrieeefsss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Sesshomaru: Looiinclooothss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Hiei & Rath: Unnnderweeear suuuccckkksss! (Slow motion pulls off pants)
Maringa: Ooooohhh mmmmyyy (slow motion surprised and happy face)
Author #2: Pause! (Snaps)
(Maringa stuck with surprised and happy face. Everyone else except authors standing in place wobbling slightly)
(2 minutes later)
Hiei: (mouth not moving) Can we move now? There's a draft.
Author #2: Hold on.
Hiei: Hey! What are you doing!? That doesnt belong in there!!! NNNOOOOO!!!!!!!
Announcer: This fan fic has been temporarily suspended due to adult themes and sexual situations. But we are now introducing THE BREAKFAST BRIGADE!!!
Kenshin: I'm Pancake Man man man man man (continues)
Author #1: Whats with the echo?
Kenshin: .man man man Sorry, that I am.
Kaoru: I'm Waffle Woman! Beware my Belgian squares of waffle doom!
Yahiko: I am Butter Boy! Smooth as butter and greasy too!
Sano: (bored) And I'm Cap'n Syrup.
Author #3: Can you say that with a little more emotion?
Sano: (still bored) I'm Cap'n Syrup. (waves hands) Yay!
Announcer: Fighting against the evil Trix Rabbit...
T.R.: Silly kids, guns are for me!!!!!!!!
Announcer: The evil Lucky Charms...
Lucky: Don't steal my Lucky Charms!
Announcer: The evil Tony the Tiger...
Tony: They're GREAT! No they're not! I'm the only great one!
Announcer: And they're arch nemisis! The EVIL QUAKER OATMEAL GUY!!!!!! THE BREAKFAST BRIGADE SAVING BREAKFAST ONE TOASTER AT A TIME! Coming to a table near you. And now back to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow. Ha ha!
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Killer Monkey: Ooooo!!! EEEEE!!!!! (chops people up with a chainsaw! Like on the Tom Green Show)
DPK: We're going to have to change the rating on this fanfic!
Kenshin: That we are.
