Coo coo ca-choo
by Authors numbers 1-4 and 5.3
typed and posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo coo ca-choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Rated: XXXXXXXXXX (DPK: This part is very demented, Author 007 wrote this, but we can't leave it out because I don't know.)
Starshi: Mike...
Mikeal: Mmm...what?
Starshi: Move to the right.
Mikeal: Ok... which Mike? Jr. or Sr.
Starshi: *wink* Who do you think?
(in the background whip sounds from far away)
Miroku: Hey baby. Gastly, this is fun! (hits Maringa with a whip in the ass)
Hiei: Knock it off, Come on fight me! She chose me! (blushes)
Maringa: You do care about me.
Miroku: (slaps Maringa's ass)
Maringa: (does uppercut)
Miroku: Ahh! (flies through roof)
*** Into Starshi and Mikeal's room***
Starshi: Ahh! I'm naked, get out! There goes my orgasm!
Nomoradi: I'll take Miroku!
Mikeal: Whoa, how did you get here?
Nomoradi: I have my secrets!
Miroku: Will... (pauses) You bear me a child?
Nomoradi: (a few seconds later) Okay!
(they leave)
Mikeal: Yes! Now where were we?
Starshi: Well, you were spreading my legs and letting your naked weapon of love go in!
Mikeal: Right!
(they kiss and make love until....)
Joe: Sesshomaruuuuuu!---Wha?
(enters in while Mikeal is on top of Ingrid)
Joe: Man... you couldn't wait could you?!
Mikeal: What!? I'm trying to-- (gets cut off)
Starshi: OH BABY!!!! MIKEAL, MORE MORE!!!!!!
Mikeal: I'm busy at the moment, Joe!
Joe: Say no more. (uses duster out the window saying...) Sesshomaruuuuu!
Mikeal: More right, Darlin'?
Starshi: (nails dig into Mikeal's back) Yes! Yes! yes! YOU ARE A GOD!
Mikeal: Yes, but I'm... I mean you're a goddess. Your touch is so pure and OH! Here's my... meow!
MORE!!!
Starshi: Oh honey...
(gets cut off by background noise)
Joe: NO! I will not say--- Sesshomaru! (echoes)
Starshi: ... uh... as I was----
Joe: RU RU RU....
Mikeal:... Oh
Starshi: ... my
Mikeal & Starshi: God. Oh well!
(they continue to make love anyway.
(black out)
(whiteout)
(Picture shows Maringa, Hiei, and everyone else is still talking about underwear)
Maringa: Where's Starshi?
Joe: Don't ask! I'm still feeling quesy! (passes out)
Kohana It was that bad.
Sai: Poor Joe. (gets hit by a flying pancake)
Kenshin: I'm Pancake Man, that I am.
Sanosuke: Why do I have to be Cap'n Syrup!? And why is my costume shaped like a woman?
Kaoru: Because you're supposed to be Mrs. Buttersworth.
Sanosuke: Oh great.
Yahiko: Can somebody put me in the refridgerator, I'm melting.
Maringa: Whatever happened to Nomoradi and Miroku?
Kagome: Just think... Miroku... some random girl... a bedroom that appears out of nowhere.
Sango: Ooooh, that Miroku!!!!!!! (goes away)
Inuyasha: What's wrong with her?
Shippo: Maybe she wanted a threesome?
Kagome: Just think... me... Sanosuke... alone.
Sanosuke: I'd rather use my hand.
Kagome: Fine, but don't come to me when you ain't getting nothing.
Sanosuke: That's okay I'll survive.
Maringa: Nomoradi is very naive.
Kenshin: That she is.
Kohana: Why are you wearing a Pancake suit? Sanosuke, why are you dressed up as the syrup lady?
Kenshin: Because we're the BREAKFAST BRIGADE, that we are!!!!!!!! (insert crappy theme music here)
*Meanwhile*
Nomoradi: What is that?
Miroku: It's a hot dog.
Nomoradi: Really!? I love hot dogs.
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DPK: Ahem. These chapters keep getting shorter and shorter. Sorry about the sexual stuff, Author 007 has a boyfriend who's a horny bastard. He's bald too! Baldness is a major turnoff for me. Anyway somebody take us out of here.
Kenshin: Cush cush cush remember I'm your ham, that I am.
by Authors numbers 1-4 and 5.3
typed and posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo coo ca-choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Rated: XXXXXXXXXX (DPK: This part is very demented, Author 007 wrote this, but we can't leave it out because I don't know.)
Starshi: Mike...
Mikeal: Mmm...what?
Starshi: Move to the right.
Mikeal: Ok... which Mike? Jr. or Sr.
Starshi: *wink* Who do you think?
(in the background whip sounds from far away)
Miroku: Hey baby. Gastly, this is fun! (hits Maringa with a whip in the ass)
Hiei: Knock it off, Come on fight me! She chose me! (blushes)
Maringa: You do care about me.
Miroku: (slaps Maringa's ass)
Maringa: (does uppercut)
Miroku: Ahh! (flies through roof)
*** Into Starshi and Mikeal's room***
Starshi: Ahh! I'm naked, get out! There goes my orgasm!
Nomoradi: I'll take Miroku!
Mikeal: Whoa, how did you get here?
Nomoradi: I have my secrets!
Miroku: Will... (pauses) You bear me a child?
Nomoradi: (a few seconds later) Okay!
(they leave)
Mikeal: Yes! Now where were we?
Starshi: Well, you were spreading my legs and letting your naked weapon of love go in!
Mikeal: Right!
(they kiss and make love until....)
Joe: Sesshomaruuuuuu!---Wha?
(enters in while Mikeal is on top of Ingrid)
Joe: Man... you couldn't wait could you?!
Mikeal: What!? I'm trying to-- (gets cut off)
Starshi: OH BABY!!!! MIKEAL, MORE MORE!!!!!!
Mikeal: I'm busy at the moment, Joe!
Joe: Say no more. (uses duster out the window saying...) Sesshomaruuuuu!
Mikeal: More right, Darlin'?
Starshi: (nails dig into Mikeal's back) Yes! Yes! yes! YOU ARE A GOD!
Mikeal: Yes, but I'm... I mean you're a goddess. Your touch is so pure and OH! Here's my... meow!
MORE!!!
Starshi: Oh honey...
(gets cut off by background noise)
Joe: NO! I will not say--- Sesshomaru! (echoes)
Starshi: ... uh... as I was----
Joe: RU RU RU....
Mikeal:... Oh
Starshi: ... my
Mikeal & Starshi: God. Oh well!
(they continue to make love anyway.
(black out)
(whiteout)
(Picture shows Maringa, Hiei, and everyone else is still talking about underwear)
Maringa: Where's Starshi?
Joe: Don't ask! I'm still feeling quesy! (passes out)
Kohana It was that bad.
Sai: Poor Joe. (gets hit by a flying pancake)
Kenshin: I'm Pancake Man, that I am.
Sanosuke: Why do I have to be Cap'n Syrup!? And why is my costume shaped like a woman?
Kaoru: Because you're supposed to be Mrs. Buttersworth.
Sanosuke: Oh great.
Yahiko: Can somebody put me in the refridgerator, I'm melting.
Maringa: Whatever happened to Nomoradi and Miroku?
Kagome: Just think... Miroku... some random girl... a bedroom that appears out of nowhere.
Sango: Ooooh, that Miroku!!!!!!! (goes away)
Inuyasha: What's wrong with her?
Shippo: Maybe she wanted a threesome?
Kagome: Just think... me... Sanosuke... alone.
Sanosuke: I'd rather use my hand.
Kagome: Fine, but don't come to me when you ain't getting nothing.
Sanosuke: That's okay I'll survive.
Maringa: Nomoradi is very naive.
Kenshin: That she is.
Kohana: Why are you wearing a Pancake suit? Sanosuke, why are you dressed up as the syrup lady?
Kenshin: Because we're the BREAKFAST BRIGADE, that we are!!!!!!!! (insert crappy theme music here)
*Meanwhile*
Nomoradi: What is that?
Miroku: It's a hot dog.
Nomoradi: Really!? I love hot dogs.
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DPK: Ahem. These chapters keep getting shorter and shorter. Sorry about the sexual stuff, Author 007 has a boyfriend who's a horny bastard. He's bald too! Baldness is a major turnoff for me. Anyway somebody take us out of here.
Kenshin: Cush cush cush remember I'm your ham, that I am.
