Coo coo ca-choo

by Authors numbers 1-4 and 5.3

typed and posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo coo ca-choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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Kohana: Did you hear that?

Ohkami: I sure did. I wonder what it was.

Kenshin: We'll check it out that we will! BREAKFAST BRIGADE ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!! (nobody moves) Breakfast Brigade Assemble! (nobody moves) Come on guys let's go.

Yahiko: Why didn't you just say that Kenshin?

Kenshin: -__-! I DID!!! Let's go, gang. (Sanosuke, Yahiko, Kenshin, and Kaoru leave.)

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Kenshin: STOP IN THE NAME OF FRENCH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanosuke: Ahhh! What the hell are you guys doing?

Kaoru: This is too graphic for you, Yahiko. (covers Yahiko's eyes)

Yahiko: Hey!

Sanosuke: What the hell were you guys doing?

Nomoradi: Miroku said we were going to play bedroom games!

Miroku: T_T! She bit me!

Shippo & Yahiko: I want to see what's happening!!

Sango: No, you're too young. I don't want to explain.

Shippo: It's not like we don't know what's happening.

Kaoru: What!? How do you know!?

Yahiko: You think we actually watched Author #3 on the map for 5 months? Kaiba had Discovery Channel and a bunch of other stuff.

Shippo: Yeah. Like the Playboy Channel.

Sango: What!?That's not moral.

Sanosuke: Were the women hot? (gets smacked in the head by Kaoru)

Kaoru: That's wrong.

Sanosuke: So what? (whispers) How big were they?

Yahiko: A double D at least.

Sanosuke: Damn! (starts drooling)

Kaoru: (bluntly) Down boy.

Sanosuke: (looks at Kaoru) Damn, you turned me off.

Kaoru: (smack) Shut up or I won't cook tonight.

Kenshin: (whispering) Keep talking, Sano.

Kaoru: I heard that Kenshin.

Sanosuke: Well who's going to cook for us. (stomach growls)

Inuyasha: I just heard the growling of a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater. I will get you! (jumps out window and gets hit by a bus like a bug)

Everyone else: ...? (blink blink)

Kaoru: I'm finished with today's delicous banquet.

(there's a table with stuff that smells and looks like shit.)

Sanosuke: What the hell is that? (points to a moldy sandwich)

Kaoru: Oh that's my lasaunga... lasaguana... lasanga... lasanuga... spaghetti. But I ran out of noodles so I used a sandwich instead. Go ahead and eat up.

Sanosuke: (bluntly) Oh you're too kind. (thinks) I can't believe I'm going to eat this shit, this is a fate worse than death. Oh well a man's gotta eat ya know. Wow I can hear myself in my head!!!! Hello, Sanosuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaoru: I ran out of tomatoes and I used weed instead.

Kenshin: @_@! No wonder I feel so... (high pitched) HIGHHHH!!

Yahiko: Kenshin!? I warned you! You're so stupid!!!

Kenshin: I'm not stupid, I'm (high pitched) I'm HIGHHHH!!

Kaoru: And the cheese was alright after I squeezed the water out and pulled out all the worms. I also cut off the green parts for the cheese fondue.

Kagome: Wow, this is great, isn't it Sanosuke? (pauses) Sanosuke? Where are you baby?

Yahiko: He just ran off to the bathroom.

Kaoru: But he didn't try my potato chip, pickle, chocolate chip ice cream or my raspberry and anchovy pie.

Sanosuke: (comes out of the bathroom) Bleeeehhhh! That's so sick.

Yahiko: Hey you have some worms in your teeth.

Kenshin: (eats a piece of pie)

Yahiko: You have Maringa stuck in your teeth.

Sai: Poor Maringa! (gets thrown into trash compactor)

Maringa: (in between Kenshin's teeth) Poor Sai! (screams when she gets hit by a toothpick)

T.C.: Meow!! (eats the ancovy pie; dies)

Kagome: oh my god you killed the trigun cat.

Shippo: You bastard.

Kaoru: Oh my god! I did kill the cat. (yells) hey everybody desserts ready.

Kenshin: I hope she didn't make brownies again.

Sanosuke: Yeah I still haven't figured out what that crusty stuff was.

Kaoru: Well instead of chocolate I used the leftover rabid chicken and a frappacino. Oh yeah and I found some cottage cheese for the base and let it ferment for 6 years.

Sanosuke: (runs to bathroom) Bleeeeehhhhhh!!!!!! That's demented Missy. When are you going to learn how to cook.

Kaoru: Yo mama.

Sanosuke: Don't you be talkin' 'bout my mama.

Kenshin: How the hell did she think up the name Sanosuke. She must have been on weed or something.

Sanosuke: Well what type of name is Kenshin. (DPK Note: Kenshin's real name is Shinta, but for the sake of the story... who cares!!!!!!!!)

Kenshin: (overdramtically) Sadly my mother was on weed when I was born.

Kaoru: That explains the mental problems.

Kenshin: I was born a crack bebe. Born in the ghetto of Japan, that I was.

Yahiko: There's no ghetto in Japan.

Kenshin: (battousai mode) SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DPK: ...? Um... yeah. Please review?