Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #3: We will return to this demented plotless fan fic momentarily. But first a word from our sponsors.
Author #1: We have sponsors?
(Scene fades in to Kagome standing in a kitchen with a bowl of food that says " Inuyasha" on the side.)
Kagome: (calls) Inuyasha, dinner!
Inuyasha: (comes in wearing a wet suit and scuba gear) What's the point of this again?
Myoga: Lord Inuyasha, finally I'm so thirsty. (tries to jump on Inuyasha's and drink his blood but can't get through the suit.)
Trigun cat: Meow! (translation: How will you keep fleas off your half-demon dog this year? Use advantage. It stops fleas dead... fast.)
Myoga: (squished voice) You're telling me.
Inuyasha: If you thnk I'm licking my hand, forget it!
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(Scene fades tin to a white background and an empty room)
Kenshin: (fades in out of nowhere) PANCAKE! (disappears)
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Author #3: And now back to this stupid fic with no point.
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Maringa: I'm going to learn to play the triangle and speak Trionken.
Kenshin: Do you know an yet.
Maringa: I know " I hate your f*ckin' guts" and " Pancake".
Kenshin: How do you say " pancake"?
Maringa: Kampa.
Hiei: And how do you say " I hate your fuckin' guts"?
Maringa: Ingle spingle fingle fu.
* Hiei walks up to Kuwabara*
Hiei: Ingle spingle fingle fu. (punches Kuwabara and walks away)
Sanosuke: Hinger genger smenger finger.
Maringa: Something.
Sanosuke: Stupid ass.
Maringa: Mochu mochu kabika!
Sanosuke: Yo mama!
Maringa: Exactly.
Trigun Cat: Meow.
Sanosuke: What!? Your taking her side!?
Trigun Cat: Meow.
Sanosuke: You stupid ass pussy! (kicks the cat)
Trigun Cat Fan Club Leader: How dare you!?
Sanosuke: (gets attacked by Trigun Cat Fans)
Kenshin: Poor Trigun Cat. (anvil made out of pancakes falls on Kenshin)
Everyone: Kampa Anvil!!!?
Kenshin: (muffled) That it is.
Author #5.3: Muahahahahaa (appears with the devil next to him)
Him: I'll be back to collect your sole in 30 years.
Author #5.3: Why you can have it now. (pulls off the bottom of shoe and hands it to Him and he disappears) Revenge!!!
Sanosuke: Who is that?!
Kenshin: I don't know.
Everyone: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Kenshin: Oh, sorry. That I don't. Kampa!!!
Author #5.3: Huh? Weirdos. (long pause) Oh yeah, REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Authors #3 & 4 appear and a kampa anvil with Kenshin on top of it falls on them.)
Kenshin: Kampa! (authors 3 and 4 are now flat like pancakes)
Author #4: Oww!
Author #5.3: Hey Kenshin those 2 pancakes look really tasty!
Kenshin: That they do. (pours syrup on authors #3 and 4)
Author #3: We are not PANCAKES!!!
Kenshin: That you aren't. You're demon kampas! Die you kampa demons!!! (kills and eats them)
Maringa: Poor Kampa demons. (gets eaten by Trigun Cat)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Kenshin: (sniffs) You have weed!!!!!
Author #5.3: That I do.
Kenshin: Can I smoke some?
Author #5.3: After I finish my revenge. (authors #1 and 2 appear) I read the fanfic and it said you two laughed at me!!!
Authors #1 and 2: We will help you get back at 3 and 4.
Author #5.3: Too late, but we can still torture Darth Xander.
Authors #1 &2: Okay! (they all snap their fingers; Xander appears)
(Maringa appears full size and everyone repeatedly hit Xander with burnt pancake hammers)
Author #3's heavenly body: Can we come back now?
Yuhi: AH! Another tennyo!!!
Author #2: #3 alive. (snaps her fingers)
Author #3: Thanks!
Author #5.3: NNNNOOO!!!!!!
Author #3: #5.3 dead, creamated, thrown into the ocean and eaten by a shark. (snaps)
Author #5.3: (disappears)
Author #4's heavenly body: Aren't you going to bring me back?
Everyone: NO!!!!!
Author #5.3: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sanosuke & Inuyasha: I'm hungry.
Kenshin: You should have a pancake, that you should.
Inuyasha: You know your friend's still in his pancake suit.
Author #1 & 2: Author #3 and Author #4 turn into pancakes. (snap)
Author 007: Here you guys go.
Authors #3 & 4: No we're not pancakes!!!
Inuyasha: Ahhhhh, talking pancakes. (chops up #3 & 4 into little pieces with Tetsusaiga)
Sanosuke: Wait a minute weren't you supposed to be dead?
Inuyasha: Oh yeah. (jumps out window and gets hit by a bus like a bug)
Sanosuke: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Pancakes.
Author #3: No, please don't eat us.
Author #4: We're not pancakes.
Kenshin: You look like pancakes to me that you do.
Author #2: Hurry up and eat them before they run away.
Authors #3 & 4: No! Run Away! (chunks of them jump around)
Kenshin: Hurry, catch them, Sano!
Sanosuke: I'm trying.
Author 007: Muahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Author #5.3: Let's have a pancake eating contest. (snaps fingers and a stand appears and Authors #3 & 4 turn into many thousands of pancakes.)
Author 007: Let's send invitations. (get turned into syrup)
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Goku: Wow, Chichi. I got invited to a pancake eating contest.
Chichi: Wow, what's the prize?
Goku: Wow, we get to kill authors #3 & 4!
Everyone: Wow! Yaaayyyyyyy!!!
Chichi: Wow, they were annoying anyway.
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Vegeta: Wow, I got invited to a pancake eating contest. Kakarot, I vow that I shall defeat you even if I get sick.
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Singer: Ronin warriors!!!
Kento: Wow, look guys I was invited to a pancake eating contest.
Sai: Poor Pancakes. (gets ran over by a cheese wheel)
Ryo: Dude, did Sai just gget ran over by a cheese wheel, dude?
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Kenshin: I don't care if I win or lose, I just want to eat some pancakes, that I do.
Sanosuke: I'm just hungry.
Goku: Me too.
Vegeta: I jut want to beat Kakarot.
Kento: Today I bought a sack of potatoes.
Author #4: We're not pancakes.
Maringa: Ooooh, I want to join. I just love pancakes.
Kohna: I'm just going to watch.
Ohkami: Yeah pancakes give me gas.
Author #4: We're not pancakes!
Author #3: Yeah, so please don't eat us.
Goku: Does anybody have any syrup?
Kenshin: It's over there that it is.
Goku: Thank you. (squeezes syrup)
Author 007: Ow that hurts.
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DPK: Okay. Well good bye.
Miroku: (plays electric guitar) Pocahontas.
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #3: We will return to this demented plotless fan fic momentarily. But first a word from our sponsors.
Author #1: We have sponsors?
(Scene fades in to Kagome standing in a kitchen with a bowl of food that says " Inuyasha" on the side.)
Kagome: (calls) Inuyasha, dinner!
Inuyasha: (comes in wearing a wet suit and scuba gear) What's the point of this again?
Myoga: Lord Inuyasha, finally I'm so thirsty. (tries to jump on Inuyasha's and drink his blood but can't get through the suit.)
Trigun cat: Meow! (translation: How will you keep fleas off your half-demon dog this year? Use advantage. It stops fleas dead... fast.)
Myoga: (squished voice) You're telling me.
Inuyasha: If you thnk I'm licking my hand, forget it!
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(Scene fades tin to a white background and an empty room)
Kenshin: (fades in out of nowhere) PANCAKE! (disappears)
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Author #3: And now back to this stupid fic with no point.
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Maringa: I'm going to learn to play the triangle and speak Trionken.
Kenshin: Do you know an yet.
Maringa: I know " I hate your f*ckin' guts" and " Pancake".
Kenshin: How do you say " pancake"?
Maringa: Kampa.
Hiei: And how do you say " I hate your fuckin' guts"?
Maringa: Ingle spingle fingle fu.
* Hiei walks up to Kuwabara*
Hiei: Ingle spingle fingle fu. (punches Kuwabara and walks away)
Sanosuke: Hinger genger smenger finger.
Maringa: Something.
Sanosuke: Stupid ass.
Maringa: Mochu mochu kabika!
Sanosuke: Yo mama!
Maringa: Exactly.
Trigun Cat: Meow.
Sanosuke: What!? Your taking her side!?
Trigun Cat: Meow.
Sanosuke: You stupid ass pussy! (kicks the cat)
Trigun Cat Fan Club Leader: How dare you!?
Sanosuke: (gets attacked by Trigun Cat Fans)
Kenshin: Poor Trigun Cat. (anvil made out of pancakes falls on Kenshin)
Everyone: Kampa Anvil!!!?
Kenshin: (muffled) That it is.
Author #5.3: Muahahahahaa (appears with the devil next to him)
Him: I'll be back to collect your sole in 30 years.
Author #5.3: Why you can have it now. (pulls off the bottom of shoe and hands it to Him and he disappears) Revenge!!!
Sanosuke: Who is that?!
Kenshin: I don't know.
Everyone: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Kenshin: Oh, sorry. That I don't. Kampa!!!
Author #5.3: Huh? Weirdos. (long pause) Oh yeah, REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Authors #3 & 4 appear and a kampa anvil with Kenshin on top of it falls on them.)
Kenshin: Kampa! (authors 3 and 4 are now flat like pancakes)
Author #4: Oww!
Author #5.3: Hey Kenshin those 2 pancakes look really tasty!
Kenshin: That they do. (pours syrup on authors #3 and 4)
Author #3: We are not PANCAKES!!!
Kenshin: That you aren't. You're demon kampas! Die you kampa demons!!! (kills and eats them)
Maringa: Poor Kampa demons. (gets eaten by Trigun Cat)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Kenshin: (sniffs) You have weed!!!!!
Author #5.3: That I do.
Kenshin: Can I smoke some?
Author #5.3: After I finish my revenge. (authors #1 and 2 appear) I read the fanfic and it said you two laughed at me!!!
Authors #1 and 2: We will help you get back at 3 and 4.
Author #5.3: Too late, but we can still torture Darth Xander.
Authors #1 &2: Okay! (they all snap their fingers; Xander appears)
(Maringa appears full size and everyone repeatedly hit Xander with burnt pancake hammers)
Author #3's heavenly body: Can we come back now?
Yuhi: AH! Another tennyo!!!
Author #2: #3 alive. (snaps her fingers)
Author #3: Thanks!
Author #5.3: NNNNOOO!!!!!!
Author #3: #5.3 dead, creamated, thrown into the ocean and eaten by a shark. (snaps)
Author #5.3: (disappears)
Author #4's heavenly body: Aren't you going to bring me back?
Everyone: NO!!!!!
Author #5.3: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Sanosuke & Inuyasha: I'm hungry.
Kenshin: You should have a pancake, that you should.
Inuyasha: You know your friend's still in his pancake suit.
Author #1 & 2: Author #3 and Author #4 turn into pancakes. (snap)
Author 007: Here you guys go.
Authors #3 & 4: No we're not pancakes!!!
Inuyasha: Ahhhhh, talking pancakes. (chops up #3 & 4 into little pieces with Tetsusaiga)
Sanosuke: Wait a minute weren't you supposed to be dead?
Inuyasha: Oh yeah. (jumps out window and gets hit by a bus like a bug)
Sanosuke: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! Pancakes.
Author #3: No, please don't eat us.
Author #4: We're not pancakes.
Kenshin: You look like pancakes to me that you do.
Author #2: Hurry up and eat them before they run away.
Authors #3 & 4: No! Run Away! (chunks of them jump around)
Kenshin: Hurry, catch them, Sano!
Sanosuke: I'm trying.
Author 007: Muahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Author #5.3: Let's have a pancake eating contest. (snaps fingers and a stand appears and Authors #3 & 4 turn into many thousands of pancakes.)
Author 007: Let's send invitations. (get turned into syrup)
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Goku: Wow, Chichi. I got invited to a pancake eating contest.
Chichi: Wow, what's the prize?
Goku: Wow, we get to kill authors #3 & 4!
Everyone: Wow! Yaaayyyyyyy!!!
Chichi: Wow, they were annoying anyway.
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Vegeta: Wow, I got invited to a pancake eating contest. Kakarot, I vow that I shall defeat you even if I get sick.
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Singer: Ronin warriors!!!
Kento: Wow, look guys I was invited to a pancake eating contest.
Sai: Poor Pancakes. (gets ran over by a cheese wheel)
Ryo: Dude, did Sai just gget ran over by a cheese wheel, dude?
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Kenshin: I don't care if I win or lose, I just want to eat some pancakes, that I do.
Sanosuke: I'm just hungry.
Goku: Me too.
Vegeta: I jut want to beat Kakarot.
Kento: Today I bought a sack of potatoes.
Author #4: We're not pancakes.
Maringa: Ooooh, I want to join. I just love pancakes.
Kohna: I'm just going to watch.
Ohkami: Yeah pancakes give me gas.
Author #4: We're not pancakes!
Author #3: Yeah, so please don't eat us.
Goku: Does anybody have any syrup?
Kenshin: It's over there that it is.
Goku: Thank you. (squeezes syrup)
Author 007: Ow that hurts.
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DPK: Okay. Well good bye.
Miroku: (plays electric guitar) Pocahontas.
