Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Vash: Wow. I'm sorry I'm late, guys!
Ohkami: (looks up) Wow you're tall.
Hiei:....
President of the Hiei and Vash fanclub: (appears) Vash! Hiei! (holds up a camera) Can I take a picture.
Vash: ^.^ Sure!
Hiei: Whatever. (stands by Vash)
P.H.V.F.: OH, but I can't get you both in. You're way too tall, Vash, and Hiei you're way too short.
Ohkami: You're gonna hafta choose which one you want a picture of.
P.H.V.F.: Forget this, Touya is way cuter anyways.
Touya: (appears) Huh?
P.T.F: Yay! (tackles Touya and hugs him)
Yuhi: Yay, now Aya's mine!!!!!
Chidori & Ohkami: T_T
Goku: I'm starving! Can we get on with the contest?
Author #1: Just a sec, we're waiting for one more contestant.
Aishia: (appears) Oh, I'm so hungry!
Inuyasha: YOU AGAIN!!!! Ruff! Ruff!
Aishia: Hiss! Hiss!
T.C.: Meow! Meow!
Goku: Hee! Hee!
Ohkami: Heh! Heh!
Rath: Demon! Demon!
Kenshin: Pancake! Pancake!
Authors 3 & 4: WE'RE NOT PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Oh well. (they all start eating)
3 & 4: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! My leg! my ass! Watch where you're biting!!!
Maringa & Ohkami: This is disturbing.
Kohana: And your not?
Maringa & Ohkami: True dat. Word.
*************10 minutes later!**************
Everyone: (stops eating) Yay! I won!.... No I won......... No me! NO ME!!! (they start fighting each other)
Kain: (appears) Hek-ped!!!
Everyone: (stops fighting) Who the hell are you?
Ohkami: Hek-ped!!!
Everyone:.....?
Kain: Hek-ped! (disappears)
Kohana: Now that was completely stupid and weird.
Author #1: 3 & 4 alive and normal.
Everyone who ate the pancakes: (throws up)
Everyone who didn't eat the pancakes: Ewwwwwwwww!
Author #3: That was disgusting.
Author #4: I'm never gonna look at pancakes again!
Himiko: But will you still eat them?
Author #4: Of course.
Ohkami: Isn't that a double standard?
Kohana: Not if she has her eyes closed.
Inuyasha: I'm bored. (pulls out tetsusaiga and attacks Ohkami)
Ohkami: Hey, cut it out you friggin' manwhore with HIV.
Inuyasha: (ghetto) Oh no she didn't.
Author #3 note: Friggin' and Manwhore are both copyrighted by Kain. Any use of these words without his consent will lead to nothing because he cannot sue now that I have added this disclaimer. Signed... hek-ped!!!!!!
Author #1: Who the hell is Kain?
Author #3: He's my friend from the Inn.
Author #2: And why did you put him in here?
Author #3: Cause I felt like it. You got a problem with that?
Maringa: (fish-slaps Author #3)
Author #3: HEY!!!!!!! You can't fish-slap an author!
Maringa: Ok. (fish-slaps Ohkami)
Author #2: (fish-slaps Author #3)
#3 & Ohkami: CUT IT OUT!
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RK: Here's something I added because I was bored and Starshi still had the fanfic.
Announcer: TROJAN MAN!!!!!!!!!! Do you have a problem keeping your snake in it's cage?
Sango: (points to Miroku) He does.
Announcer: Are you a horny bastard?
Miroku: I am!
Announcer: Well do we have a product for you! Trojan condoms !!!!!!! For when you can't keep a good dog down.
IY: Bark.
Announcer: We have all sorts of sizes. Large.
*Shows a picture of the Zanbatou *
Announcer: Medium
*Shows a picture of Miroku's staff. (the golden one you perverts!)*
Announcer: and Small.
*Shows a picture of Rath and Hiei*
Hiei: Hey! I could at least go under medium.
Annoucer: Anyway. Trojan Condoms are 98% guarnteed. If it were 100% guarnteed then you wouldn't have much fun.
Miroku: Why thank you Trojan Man! (winks and does thumbs up to the camera) Oh Saaaaaaannnnngo!
**************************** RK: Please leave a review and in the immortal words of Tenchi's Grrl Read the Warning! thank you. Rurouni Kohana: Hey wassup everybody! I totally forgot about that quiz in chapter 6. Anyway here are the answers. D
C
B
A
C
If you got this quiz right then your prizes is.... ANOTHER QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!
1) In chapter 4, where is the place where R.Kelly is arrested?
A) Chicken Cheese
B) Chuck E. Cheese
C) Fishsticks
D) Fag Muffin
2) In chapter 7 what song is being sung?
A) Yu-gi-oh theme song
B) Opium Makes the World Go Round
C) The Oscar Mayer Bologna Song
D) Pocahontas
3) In what chapter is the first time Sano gets mouthraped by Kagome?
A)32
B)Q
C)3
D) 7
4) In chapter 9 how long does it take Inuyasha to get the joke?
A) 59:38
B) G-unit
C) 300 minutes
D) Murda Inc.
5) What character reminds me of my dog, Zachary.
A) Kurama
B) Sanosuke
C) Yuuhi
D) Kenshin
Rurouni Kohana: Well hopefully I won't forget to give you the answers this time.
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Vash: Wow. I'm sorry I'm late, guys!
Ohkami: (looks up) Wow you're tall.
Hiei:....
President of the Hiei and Vash fanclub: (appears) Vash! Hiei! (holds up a camera) Can I take a picture.
Vash: ^.^ Sure!
Hiei: Whatever. (stands by Vash)
P.H.V.F.: OH, but I can't get you both in. You're way too tall, Vash, and Hiei you're way too short.
Ohkami: You're gonna hafta choose which one you want a picture of.
P.H.V.F.: Forget this, Touya is way cuter anyways.
Touya: (appears) Huh?
P.T.F: Yay! (tackles Touya and hugs him)
Yuhi: Yay, now Aya's mine!!!!!
Chidori & Ohkami: T_T
Goku: I'm starving! Can we get on with the contest?
Author #1: Just a sec, we're waiting for one more contestant.
Aishia: (appears) Oh, I'm so hungry!
Inuyasha: YOU AGAIN!!!! Ruff! Ruff!
Aishia: Hiss! Hiss!
T.C.: Meow! Meow!
Goku: Hee! Hee!
Ohkami: Heh! Heh!
Rath: Demon! Demon!
Kenshin: Pancake! Pancake!
Authors 3 & 4: WE'RE NOT PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Oh well. (they all start eating)
3 & 4: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! My leg! my ass! Watch where you're biting!!!
Maringa & Ohkami: This is disturbing.
Kohana: And your not?
Maringa & Ohkami: True dat. Word.
*************10 minutes later!**************
Everyone: (stops eating) Yay! I won!.... No I won......... No me! NO ME!!! (they start fighting each other)
Kain: (appears) Hek-ped!!!
Everyone: (stops fighting) Who the hell are you?
Ohkami: Hek-ped!!!
Everyone:.....?
Kain: Hek-ped! (disappears)
Kohana: Now that was completely stupid and weird.
Author #1: 3 & 4 alive and normal.
Everyone who ate the pancakes: (throws up)
Everyone who didn't eat the pancakes: Ewwwwwwwww!
Author #3: That was disgusting.
Author #4: I'm never gonna look at pancakes again!
Himiko: But will you still eat them?
Author #4: Of course.
Ohkami: Isn't that a double standard?
Kohana: Not if she has her eyes closed.
Inuyasha: I'm bored. (pulls out tetsusaiga and attacks Ohkami)
Ohkami: Hey, cut it out you friggin' manwhore with HIV.
Inuyasha: (ghetto) Oh no she didn't.
Author #3 note: Friggin' and Manwhore are both copyrighted by Kain. Any use of these words without his consent will lead to nothing because he cannot sue now that I have added this disclaimer. Signed... hek-ped!!!!!!
Author #1: Who the hell is Kain?
Author #3: He's my friend from the Inn.
Author #2: And why did you put him in here?
Author #3: Cause I felt like it. You got a problem with that?
Maringa: (fish-slaps Author #3)
Author #3: HEY!!!!!!! You can't fish-slap an author!
Maringa: Ok. (fish-slaps Ohkami)
Author #2: (fish-slaps Author #3)
#3 & Ohkami: CUT IT OUT!
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RK: Here's something I added because I was bored and Starshi still had the fanfic.
Announcer: TROJAN MAN!!!!!!!!!! Do you have a problem keeping your snake in it's cage?
Sango: (points to Miroku) He does.
Announcer: Are you a horny bastard?
Miroku: I am!
Announcer: Well do we have a product for you! Trojan condoms !!!!!!! For when you can't keep a good dog down.
IY: Bark.
Announcer: We have all sorts of sizes. Large.
*Shows a picture of the Zanbatou *
Announcer: Medium
*Shows a picture of Miroku's staff. (the golden one you perverts!)*
Announcer: and Small.
*Shows a picture of Rath and Hiei*
Hiei: Hey! I could at least go under medium.
Annoucer: Anyway. Trojan Condoms are 98% guarnteed. If it were 100% guarnteed then you wouldn't have much fun.
Miroku: Why thank you Trojan Man! (winks and does thumbs up to the camera) Oh Saaaaaaannnnngo!
**************************** RK: Please leave a review and in the immortal words of Tenchi's Grrl Read the Warning! thank you. Rurouni Kohana: Hey wassup everybody! I totally forgot about that quiz in chapter 6. Anyway here are the answers. D
C
B
A
C
If you got this quiz right then your prizes is.... ANOTHER QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!
1) In chapter 4, where is the place where R.Kelly is arrested?
A) Chicken Cheese
B) Chuck E. Cheese
C) Fishsticks
D) Fag Muffin
2) In chapter 7 what song is being sung?
A) Yu-gi-oh theme song
B) Opium Makes the World Go Round
C) The Oscar Mayer Bologna Song
D) Pocahontas
3) In what chapter is the first time Sano gets mouthraped by Kagome?
A)32
B)Q
C)3
D) 7
4) In chapter 9 how long does it take Inuyasha to get the joke?
A) 59:38
B) G-unit
C) 300 minutes
D) Murda Inc.
5) What character reminds me of my dog, Zachary.
A) Kurama
B) Sanosuke
C) Yuuhi
D) Kenshin
Rurouni Kohana: Well hopefully I won't forget to give you the answers this time.
