Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #3: Ya know, I'm getting sick of this. Goku, Vegeta, Aishia, Mrs. Q, Rath, Rune, Thatz, Nomoradi, Chichi, Kento, Ryo, Touya, Chidori, and the president of the Touya, Vash, and Hiei fanclub, you all go home. (snaps her fingers and they all disappears)) And Author's 007 and 5.3, you guys go get us a coffee, (snaps)
Ohkami: I want a frapachino
Inuyasha: Finally, being dead is not cool.
Kikyou: (smokes Kenshin's weed) You're right. (gets chopped up by Kenshin)
Hiei: It depends on where you go.
Vash: Why didn't I go home?
Author #3: Kohana wanted you to stay.
Vash: Okay then.
Maringa: T_T! I want my Rath! WWWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Ohkami: Chill out, you still get Hiei.
Maringa: (punches Ohkami) I WANT THEM BOTH!!!
Ohkami: Ow!
Rath: (reappears) ^_^! Can I kill some demons now?
(Inuyasha, Shippo, Hiei, and Sesshomaru all hide from Rath) (Hiei hides being Maringa)
Fire: (holds upsign) I think you scared them master.
Author #3: Anyways, I'm gonna bring reason back to thin fanfic.
Everyone: Nooooooooooooo!
Author #3: Don't worrty it'll still be stupid and random.
Everyone: (sighs with relief)
Author #3: Okay but first... Where's our Frapachinos?!?!?!
Author 007 and 5.3: (reappear and hand coffee drinks to the Authors)
Authors: ^_^
Author #3: Okay, so, where are we? Oh yeah let's go back to Silverghetto "high" school. (snaps they are transported to SGHS) Abd now...(snaps again It appears as if nothing happened) There we go ^_^!
Authors: (disappear)
Shippo: That was weird... Damn it, not again! You guys just can't leave my duster alone!
Sesshomaru: Look Hiei! Now my arm can't be used either! ^_^!
Hiei: I'm not Hiei.
Sesshomaru: Who are you then?
Hiei: I'm Vash.
Vash: Wow! I'm finally TALL!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!
Sanosuke: I am Sanosuke, fighter for hire!
Starshi: NO your not! That's a lie... oh I'm guess you are.
Himiko: I'M A GIRL!!!
Miroku: I'M A PERVERTED MONK!!!!
Sango: I getta be Sango! ^_^! I getta be Sango! ^_^!
Ohkami: Who took my boomerang? And my BODY!!?!?!
Fire: Meow.
Trigun Cat: (holds up sign) I'm getting sick of this.
Kenshin: Too bad, Fire. Hey, I'm the battousai!
Rath: That you are.
Yahiko: Hey I got a wooden sword. (takes it out and pokes Starshi)
Sanosuke: Are you Mikeal?
Yahiko: Yup.
Sanosuke: I'm Starshi.
Yahiko: Oh. (pats Starshi on the back and runs over to Sanosuke) (sweatdrops)
Mikael: Damn it, I go from wooden sword to no sword.
Yahiko: Oh don't worry, look in your boxers there's bound to be a sword in there somewhere.
Kohana: Wow! My ears do look funny.
Inuyasha: I got Inuyasha ears. (pokes his/her ears)
Kaoru: I told you, Inuyasha.
Kagome: Hey, give me back my body. I gotta make dinner.
Sango: Actually it's about time for breakfast.
Mikael: Besides we don't want you to cook anyway, ugly.
Starshi: Yeah what he said!
Kagome: (hits Mikael and Starshi with a frying pan that appears out of nowhere)
(Shippo, Yahiko, Sanosuke, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, and Inuyasha sweatdrop) We've gotta go to class soon!
Miroku: But we can't go like this!
Sango: You guys are goona have to go for us.
(Joe, Mikael, Starshi, Himiko, Ohkami, Maringa, and Kohana sweatdrop)
Author #3: (appears) Pause! (snaps and everyone is still) Ok, this is confusing. So we need to refer to our beloved characters like this. I.E: Joe/Shippo is Joe. Shippo/Joe is Shippo. Get it? Got it! Good!
Play! (disappears)
Vash/Hiei: What about the rest of us?
Kagome/ Kaoru: (yells) Hey Authors! Can you switch us back!?
Authors voices: Nah!
Author #2's voice: You're on your own guys!
Author #1's voice: Yeah we're watching movies.
Sango/ Ohkami: Aren't you supposed to be watching us?
Author #4's voice: We will once everything's not so boring. Now shut up! Your making us miss Hamtaro.
Hamtaro's voice: Cush cush. ham ham.
Kohana/ Inuyasha: Damn it (looks at cars and buses pulling into the school) Everyone's goona come and see us like this. we gotta go.
Sanosuke/Starshi: But we don't know where to go.
(Kohana/Inuyasha and the other SGHS students write down their schedueles and give them to they're counterparts)
Miroku/Himiko: I get to go to p.e. first period? Doesn't that usually mean I have to dress in the girls locker room? ^_^
Sango/Ohkami: damn it! I have p.e. first period too!
Miroku/Himiko: ^_^!
(bell rings)
Kohana: Inuyasha: Come on this way. (runs and hides behind the school followed by the other "anime" characters)
Yahiko/Mikael: Well I guess we just go to these classes.
Sango/Ohkami: And act as normal as possible.
Inuyasha/Kohana: Are these people normal?
Everyone: Good point.
Miroku/Himiko: well time to go to the locker room. ^_^
Sango/Ohkami: Heaven help us. -_-!
Everyone: (leaves each other and goes to their own classes)
Miroku/Himiko: (walks into the locker room) O_O! I'm in heaven. (romance music plays in background. Watches all of the girls taking off their clothes and standing underwear and bras)
Sango/Ohkami: (walks in and hits Miroku) Damn lecher! Go back outside.
Miroku/Himiko: I can't move. I'm dazzled by this beauty.
Girls: (stop moving around and stare at Miroku/Himiko) What's wrong with her?
Girl #1: Maybe she's a lesbian.
Girls: Oh okay. (continue changing)
Girl #1: Hey girl you have to chnage your clothes if you want to get a good grade.
Miroku/Himiko: O-o-o-o-oh r-r-r-r-right I must dress out! (takes off shirt) Oh! I have boobies!
Sango/Ohkami: I wonder what's going to happen when he/she takes off his/her pants.
Miroku/Himiko: (in the distance) Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile*
Himiko/Miroku: I'm gonna kill Author #3!
Ohkami/Sango: Is that possible!?
Himiko/Miroku: I don't care! Miroku better not do anything to my body.
*in locker room*
Miroku/Himiko: (jumping up and down) LOOK!!!!!! THEY BOUNCE!!!
Everyone: ...?
Author #1: That's disturbing.
Other Authors: Yeah, very disturbing.
Kenshin/Rath: That it is.
(Girls scream and throw stuff at him)
Girl #1: Get out! (throws deodorant at K/R)
Kenshin/Rath: Ow! @_@ Oro! I'm leaving that I am. (passes out)
Principal: Oh my god! A student has passed out from a drug overdose! Call the ambulance. call the national guard.
Kenshin/Rath: Call my mommy!!!
P.E. Coach: Ok girls hustle we need to be out on the field.
Miroku/Himiko: You mean I have to leave all his behind? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sango/Ohkami: (hits M/H upside the head) Calm down we'll be back. And put your pants back on.
Miroku/Himiko: But I was having fun.
Sango/Ohkami: (sweatdrops)
Girl #1: Hey don't worry, girl, After class is over we have to dress into our regular clothes.
Miroku/Himiko: Oh I think she likes me.
Himiko/Miroku: Ewwwwwww!!!!
Sango/Ohkami: That stupid ass Miroku.
Ohkami/Sango: Don't worry when we switch back, that girl would like Himiko not Miroku.
Himiko/Miroku: That's sick.
Kenshin: That it is.
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* Rurouni Kohana: wassup. I gave up my life as a diamond princess and became a rurouni (wanderer) I'm going to be a sophomore soon and I have a lot planned. I'm on the newspaper this year so if you go to SHS then check out for it. (you know who you are) Go checkout my other story World Class Brat (formally known as Being Grown up) Anyway please read and review.
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #3: Ya know, I'm getting sick of this. Goku, Vegeta, Aishia, Mrs. Q, Rath, Rune, Thatz, Nomoradi, Chichi, Kento, Ryo, Touya, Chidori, and the president of the Touya, Vash, and Hiei fanclub, you all go home. (snaps her fingers and they all disappears)) And Author's 007 and 5.3, you guys go get us a coffee, (snaps)
Ohkami: I want a frapachino
Inuyasha: Finally, being dead is not cool.
Kikyou: (smokes Kenshin's weed) You're right. (gets chopped up by Kenshin)
Hiei: It depends on where you go.
Vash: Why didn't I go home?
Author #3: Kohana wanted you to stay.
Vash: Okay then.
Maringa: T_T! I want my Rath! WWWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Ohkami: Chill out, you still get Hiei.
Maringa: (punches Ohkami) I WANT THEM BOTH!!!
Ohkami: Ow!
Rath: (reappears) ^_^! Can I kill some demons now?
(Inuyasha, Shippo, Hiei, and Sesshomaru all hide from Rath) (Hiei hides being Maringa)
Fire: (holds upsign) I think you scared them master.
Author #3: Anyways, I'm gonna bring reason back to thin fanfic.
Everyone: Nooooooooooooo!
Author #3: Don't worrty it'll still be stupid and random.
Everyone: (sighs with relief)
Author #3: Okay but first... Where's our Frapachinos?!?!?!
Author 007 and 5.3: (reappear and hand coffee drinks to the Authors)
Authors: ^_^
Author #3: Okay, so, where are we? Oh yeah let's go back to Silverghetto "high" school. (snaps they are transported to SGHS) Abd now...(snaps again It appears as if nothing happened) There we go ^_^!
Authors: (disappear)
Shippo: That was weird... Damn it, not again! You guys just can't leave my duster alone!
Sesshomaru: Look Hiei! Now my arm can't be used either! ^_^!
Hiei: I'm not Hiei.
Sesshomaru: Who are you then?
Hiei: I'm Vash.
Vash: Wow! I'm finally TALL!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!
Sanosuke: I am Sanosuke, fighter for hire!
Starshi: NO your not! That's a lie... oh I'm guess you are.
Himiko: I'M A GIRL!!!
Miroku: I'M A PERVERTED MONK!!!!
Sango: I getta be Sango! ^_^! I getta be Sango! ^_^!
Ohkami: Who took my boomerang? And my BODY!!?!?!
Fire: Meow.
Trigun Cat: (holds up sign) I'm getting sick of this.
Kenshin: Too bad, Fire. Hey, I'm the battousai!
Rath: That you are.
Yahiko: Hey I got a wooden sword. (takes it out and pokes Starshi)
Sanosuke: Are you Mikeal?
Yahiko: Yup.
Sanosuke: I'm Starshi.
Yahiko: Oh. (pats Starshi on the back and runs over to Sanosuke) (sweatdrops)
Mikael: Damn it, I go from wooden sword to no sword.
Yahiko: Oh don't worry, look in your boxers there's bound to be a sword in there somewhere.
Kohana: Wow! My ears do look funny.
Inuyasha: I got Inuyasha ears. (pokes his/her ears)
Kaoru: I told you, Inuyasha.
Kagome: Hey, give me back my body. I gotta make dinner.
Sango: Actually it's about time for breakfast.
Mikael: Besides we don't want you to cook anyway, ugly.
Starshi: Yeah what he said!
Kagome: (hits Mikael and Starshi with a frying pan that appears out of nowhere)
(Shippo, Yahiko, Sanosuke, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, and Inuyasha sweatdrop) We've gotta go to class soon!
Miroku: But we can't go like this!
Sango: You guys are goona have to go for us.
(Joe, Mikael, Starshi, Himiko, Ohkami, Maringa, and Kohana sweatdrop)
Author #3: (appears) Pause! (snaps and everyone is still) Ok, this is confusing. So we need to refer to our beloved characters like this. I.E: Joe/Shippo is Joe. Shippo/Joe is Shippo. Get it? Got it! Good!
Play! (disappears)
Vash/Hiei: What about the rest of us?
Kagome/ Kaoru: (yells) Hey Authors! Can you switch us back!?
Authors voices: Nah!
Author #2's voice: You're on your own guys!
Author #1's voice: Yeah we're watching movies.
Sango/ Ohkami: Aren't you supposed to be watching us?
Author #4's voice: We will once everything's not so boring. Now shut up! Your making us miss Hamtaro.
Hamtaro's voice: Cush cush. ham ham.
Kohana/ Inuyasha: Damn it (looks at cars and buses pulling into the school) Everyone's goona come and see us like this. we gotta go.
Sanosuke/Starshi: But we don't know where to go.
(Kohana/Inuyasha and the other SGHS students write down their schedueles and give them to they're counterparts)
Miroku/Himiko: I get to go to p.e. first period? Doesn't that usually mean I have to dress in the girls locker room? ^_^
Sango/Ohkami: damn it! I have p.e. first period too!
Miroku/Himiko: ^_^!
(bell rings)
Kohana: Inuyasha: Come on this way. (runs and hides behind the school followed by the other "anime" characters)
Yahiko/Mikael: Well I guess we just go to these classes.
Sango/Ohkami: And act as normal as possible.
Inuyasha/Kohana: Are these people normal?
Everyone: Good point.
Miroku/Himiko: well time to go to the locker room. ^_^
Sango/Ohkami: Heaven help us. -_-!
Everyone: (leaves each other and goes to their own classes)
Miroku/Himiko: (walks into the locker room) O_O! I'm in heaven. (romance music plays in background. Watches all of the girls taking off their clothes and standing underwear and bras)
Sango/Ohkami: (walks in and hits Miroku) Damn lecher! Go back outside.
Miroku/Himiko: I can't move. I'm dazzled by this beauty.
Girls: (stop moving around and stare at Miroku/Himiko) What's wrong with her?
Girl #1: Maybe she's a lesbian.
Girls: Oh okay. (continue changing)
Girl #1: Hey girl you have to chnage your clothes if you want to get a good grade.
Miroku/Himiko: O-o-o-o-oh r-r-r-r-right I must dress out! (takes off shirt) Oh! I have boobies!
Sango/Ohkami: I wonder what's going to happen when he/she takes off his/her pants.
Miroku/Himiko: (in the distance) Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile*
Himiko/Miroku: I'm gonna kill Author #3!
Ohkami/Sango: Is that possible!?
Himiko/Miroku: I don't care! Miroku better not do anything to my body.
*in locker room*
Miroku/Himiko: (jumping up and down) LOOK!!!!!! THEY BOUNCE!!!
Everyone: ...?
Author #1: That's disturbing.
Other Authors: Yeah, very disturbing.
Kenshin/Rath: That it is.
(Girls scream and throw stuff at him)
Girl #1: Get out! (throws deodorant at K/R)
Kenshin/Rath: Ow! @_@ Oro! I'm leaving that I am. (passes out)
Principal: Oh my god! A student has passed out from a drug overdose! Call the ambulance. call the national guard.
Kenshin/Rath: Call my mommy!!!
P.E. Coach: Ok girls hustle we need to be out on the field.
Miroku/Himiko: You mean I have to leave all his behind? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sango/Ohkami: (hits M/H upside the head) Calm down we'll be back. And put your pants back on.
Miroku/Himiko: But I was having fun.
Sango/Ohkami: (sweatdrops)
Girl #1: Hey don't worry, girl, After class is over we have to dress into our regular clothes.
Miroku/Himiko: Oh I think she likes me.
Himiko/Miroku: Ewwwwwww!!!!
Sango/Ohkami: That stupid ass Miroku.
Ohkami/Sango: Don't worry when we switch back, that girl would like Himiko not Miroku.
Himiko/Miroku: That's sick.
Kenshin: That it is.
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* Rurouni Kohana: wassup. I gave up my life as a diamond princess and became a rurouni (wanderer) I'm going to be a sophomore soon and I have a lot planned. I'm on the newspaper this year so if you go to SHS then check out for it. (you know who you are) Go checkout my other story World Class Brat (formally known as Being Grown up) Anyway please read and review.
