Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Rurouni Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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Author #3: And so they all go to all their classes, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. Is it just me or is this getting boring?

Author #2: We need more randomness.

Author #4: We need more explosions and people falling off cliffs.

Author #1: We need you to shut up.

Author #4: Who you telling to shut up?

Author #1: You, bitch.

Author #4: HEY!!! (they start fighting)

Author #2: Cut it out, dumb asses, we've got a fic to write!

Authors #1 : Who you calling dumbass, bitch! (they both attack #2)

Author #3: ^_^! I love doing this!

Authors 1,2, &4: (attack #3)

Edward: And so they all killed each other and this fanfiction is ended.

Authors: (stop fighting)

Author #3: Edward? How did you get here?

Edward: Ed's not telling.

Author #1: This fan fic is not over!

Author #2: No way! This fan fic will never end!

Author #4: Heaven help us.

Edward: (runs away with her arms outspread like a plane) Zoooom!!

Maringa/Sesshomaru: Hey Author #2, can I have both arms?

Author #2: Why so you can kill people? Nah-uh.

Maringa/Sesshomaru: Like I wouldn't with author powers?

Author #2: You got a point. (snap)

(Sesshomaru's arm grows back)

Kohana/Inuyasha: *asleep from the boredom. Maringa/Sesshomaru takes the shikon no tama)

Kagome/ Kaoru: Hey you can't do that!

Maringa/ Sesshomaru: Who's gonna stop me? (makes a portal to Feudal Japan and jumps through)

Kagome/Kaoru: He can't do that! (throws a tantrum)

Principal: She's having convulsions! Get the ambulance.

Kohana/ Inuyasha: (wakes upo) Wha? What's going on.

Kagome/ Kaoru: Inuyasha! Sesshomaru took the jewel fragments!

Kohana/ Inuyasha: And your point is?

Kagome/ Kaoru: YOU'VE GOT TO GET THEM BACK !!!!!!

Kohana/ Inuyasha: Don't come crying to me, go to tell Inuyasha.

Kagome/ Kaoru: YOU ARE INUYASHA!!!!

Kohana/Inuyasha: NO I'M NOT!!! I'm Kohana, remember?

Kagome/ Kaoru: ...*blink blink* ^.^ Oh yeah, huh. And I switched with Kaoru. I was wondering why I felt so different and had a different voice. So does that mean that Sesshomaru didn't steal the jewel?

Kohana/Inuyasha: That was Maringa.

Kagome/Kaoru: Whew. Thank goodness.

Ohkami/ Sango: Erm... I wouldn't be thanking anyone right now. Maringa is evil's incarnate.

Himiko/ Miroku: In waiting.

Ohkami/ Sango: Whatever.

Kohana/ Inuyasha: So, you can probably kiss the whole world goodbye.

Kagome/ Kaoru: -_-;

*Meanwhile during third period*

Sango/ Ohkami: I suddenly have this strange craving for a crunchy cookie, chocolate, and caramel sugary confection.

Inuyasha/ Kohana: Why are we even wasting our time here? Who cares whether we go to these stupid classes?

Sesshomaru/ Maringa: I do not have time for such trivial matters.

Teacher: Kohana, Maringa, and Ohkami, I'm going to give you refferals for no reason whatsoever.

Us: -____-;

Sango/Ohkami: They have to go through this everyday?

Sesshomaru/ Maringa: (stands up) I'm leaving. (walks out)

Teacher: Hey young lady!

Inuyasha/Kohana: I'm gone. (leaves)

Sango/Ohkami: Um... I think I'll just stay here.

Teacher: (stands over Ohkami's desk) Where's your homework?

Sango/Ohkami: -__-; (runs outside) Hey wait for me!

*feudal Japan*

Maringa/Sesshomaru: This is so cool! I've got the shikon jewel fragments!

Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru, you're back!

Maringa/ Sesshomaru: Jaken! Cool!

Jaken:...?

Maringa/Sesshomaru: I mean Jaken go get an army of demons.

Jaken: Yes. M'lord, but if I may ask, why?

Maringa/Sesshomaru: I never said you could ask. (hits Jaken into a wall)

Jaken: @_@! Yes, m'lord. (leaves to get demons)

M/S: (to her/himself) I wonder if I can use my chaors power in this form? Well, it's boring, I guess I could find out. Cat! (Fire/Trigun Cat appears) Okay, it works!

Fire/T.C.: (holds up sign) What am I doing here? (holds up another sign) Where's Rath?!? HELP!!!

M/S: Dragon! (T.C./Fire appears)

T.C./Fire: Meow.

M/S: Now, let's see if I still have my author powers. (snaps)

T.C.: Meow!

Fire: (holds up sign) I'm back in my own body. Now I have to find master.

M/S: Okay go back to SGHS (snaps)

T.C. and Fire: (disappear)

*Back at SGHS*

Miroku/ Himiko: I, erm... forgot something in my P.E. locker.

Sango/Ohkami: You're sick.

Miroku/Himiko: be right back ^.^ (goes into locker room) ^.^ (stands there watching)

Girl: Um... what are you doing?

Miroku/Himiko: Erm... Just getting something from my locker. (Opens locker)

Trigun Cat: Meow! (is in locker)

M/H: What the hell? How did you get in there? (throws cat in trash)

Trigun Cat: Meow!

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Rurouni Kohana: Hello everybody. What can I say? Nothing well please Read and Review.