Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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*At lunch in Japan*
Jaken: Here is your lunch, Lord Sesshomaru. There is miso soup, eel, chicken, beef, green tea, and rice just as you asked... and the... chocolate koala cookies as well.
Maringa/Sesshomaru: Yummy! (stuffs food in mouth)
Jaken: O_O; Sesshomaru-sama!?
Rin: You're not my Sesshomaru-sama!? What have you done with my Sesshomaru- sama?
Maringa/Sesshomaru: (sighs) Rin, your Sesshomaru and I were switched, and I don't know hgow long it will last. I've decided to take this chance to take over Japan. I've never done it and I thought that Sesshomaru would appreciate it. So think of me as a friend okay?
Rin: But where is Sesshomaru-sama?
Maringa/Sesshomaru: He is at a school where teenage humans and a few non- humans are raught useless things by stupid teachers, otherwise known as tyrants.
Jaken & Rin: Oh.
Rin: Well as long as you're a friend of Sesshomaru-sama's, you're a friend of mine.
M/S: Riiight... Oh, I'm Maringa. Just Maringa. No sama, no san, no chan, and never ever kun, since in my normal form I'm a girl. Anyway, I guess I'll go take over Japan.
Rin: Take me with you! Sesshomaru-sama left me alone. I don't want to be alone again! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author #4: I must get revenge on Author #2. Turn Author #3 into a watermelon (snap) (author #3 turns into a watermelon) (points) Ice. (ice appears) Knife (knife appears) Kaoru and Kagome (Kaoru and Kagome appear) Okay now switch back.
Kaoru and Kagome: Yay!!!
Author #4: Okay, Kagome blow up!!! (Kagome blows up) (Author #4 disappears)
Kaoru: Oh! I have a great recipe for watermelon smoothies, but first I need: Salt, pepper, garlic, weed, and ramen. (starts making a smoothie)
Trigun Cat: (walks around in a waiters suit with a tray of smoothies. Gives them to Sesshomaru, Rath, Kenshin, and Inuyasha)
Rath/Kenshin: This is disgusting.
Kenshin/Rath: WEED ^_^!
Sesshomaru/Maringa: Hey does garlic effect a vamps soul or body?
Author #4: Both
Sesshomaru/Maringa: (dies)
Inuyasha/Kohana: (sniffs at the smoothie) Damn, I forgot I'm not in my normal body. Oh well. (drinks smoothie) Tastes like... Ramen?
Author #4: And now for the piece de resistance.
Everone: The what!?
Author #4: Nevermind. (snaps and the last smoothie is transported to the feudal era)
Rin:.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Maringa/Sesshomaru: (holding his/her ears) SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Rin: (stops crying as the smoothie cup appears on her head)
M/S: OH, just what I needed (grapbs the smoothie; Drinks) -_-; G-g- garlic... BLEH!!! 9dies)
Rin and Jaken: ..........
Author #4: (appears) Wow, I killed 4 birds with one smoothie! (disappears)
* In SGHS gym*
Yahiko/Mikeal: This stinks.
Mikeal/Yahiko: Sorry, I haven't taken a shower since last week.
Everyone: Ew!
Kaoru: (runs in) Look Everyone!!!!!!!
Inuyasha/Kohana: What is it Kagome!?
Kaoru: That's just it. I'm not Kagome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Author #4 switched me back.
Shippo/Joe: Well, then, where's Kagome?
Kaoru: Oh, Author #4 made her blow up.
Everyone:....
Inuyasha/Kohana: Oh well.
Kagome's heavenly body: SIT!!!
Kohana/Inuyasha: (gets thrown into ground) Ow!!!
Inuyasha: Ha, ha. I'm not the one wearing the beads.
Kagome: (possess Trigun Cats' body and attacks Inuyasha with its claws)
Inuyasha/Kohana: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: (leaves T.C.'s body)
T.C.: (still on Inuyasha/Kohana's face) Meow?
I/K: Get off of me you stupid cat. (bites cat)
T.C.: Meow.
Author #2: If you really think about it, we're kamis.
Author #3: (from the dead) Alive! (snap) I'm back.
Everyone: Damn it!
Author #3: Hey, It's me who puts all the funny stuff in this fanfic.
Author #1: You mean the stupid stuff?
Author #3: I'm also the one who make sure everyone is heere who's supposed to be. Like this. Sesshomaru, Maringa, and Kagome alive!
Kagome: (runs at Inuyasha) I'm going to kill you.
Kohana/Inuyasha: Hey that's my you're strangling! (starts to run at Kagome)
Kagome: Sit! (continues choking Inuyasha)
K/I: OW! I forgot about these stupid beads. A little help, authors?
Author #3: Ok. Okay! I'll put you all back to normal. It's not as funny when you see someone else doing the stupid stuff. (snaps)
Joe: I'm home!!! (hugs duster)
Kenshin: I'm myself, that I am! (hugs himself)
Sesshomaru/Maringa: But, I'm still this little girl... what happened?
Author #3: Two things. One is that Maringa s till wants to take over Japan and she needs your body. The other is that.. I just don't feel like turning you back.
Sesshomaru: Not a wise decision, I'm afraid.
Author #3: Oh well (disappears)
Kagome: (still has her hands around Kohana's neck)
Kohana: X_X!
Inuyasha: Yes! I'm free.
Kagome: Huh!? (lets go off Kohana's neck) SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: @_@ Spoke too soon.
Starshi: Oh Miiyikeeeaaallll! (grins) ;)
Mikael: ^_^ (follows Starshi away from everyone)
Everyone: ...? -___-;
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RK: Wassup! Well please Read and Review!!!!!!! We still have a lot of chapters coming so stay tuned.
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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*At lunch in Japan*
Jaken: Here is your lunch, Lord Sesshomaru. There is miso soup, eel, chicken, beef, green tea, and rice just as you asked... and the... chocolate koala cookies as well.
Maringa/Sesshomaru: Yummy! (stuffs food in mouth)
Jaken: O_O; Sesshomaru-sama!?
Rin: You're not my Sesshomaru-sama!? What have you done with my Sesshomaru- sama?
Maringa/Sesshomaru: (sighs) Rin, your Sesshomaru and I were switched, and I don't know hgow long it will last. I've decided to take this chance to take over Japan. I've never done it and I thought that Sesshomaru would appreciate it. So think of me as a friend okay?
Rin: But where is Sesshomaru-sama?
Maringa/Sesshomaru: He is at a school where teenage humans and a few non- humans are raught useless things by stupid teachers, otherwise known as tyrants.
Jaken & Rin: Oh.
Rin: Well as long as you're a friend of Sesshomaru-sama's, you're a friend of mine.
M/S: Riiight... Oh, I'm Maringa. Just Maringa. No sama, no san, no chan, and never ever kun, since in my normal form I'm a girl. Anyway, I guess I'll go take over Japan.
Rin: Take me with you! Sesshomaru-sama left me alone. I don't want to be alone again! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author #4: I must get revenge on Author #2. Turn Author #3 into a watermelon (snap) (author #3 turns into a watermelon) (points) Ice. (ice appears) Knife (knife appears) Kaoru and Kagome (Kaoru and Kagome appear) Okay now switch back.
Kaoru and Kagome: Yay!!!
Author #4: Okay, Kagome blow up!!! (Kagome blows up) (Author #4 disappears)
Kaoru: Oh! I have a great recipe for watermelon smoothies, but first I need: Salt, pepper, garlic, weed, and ramen. (starts making a smoothie)
Trigun Cat: (walks around in a waiters suit with a tray of smoothies. Gives them to Sesshomaru, Rath, Kenshin, and Inuyasha)
Rath/Kenshin: This is disgusting.
Kenshin/Rath: WEED ^_^!
Sesshomaru/Maringa: Hey does garlic effect a vamps soul or body?
Author #4: Both
Sesshomaru/Maringa: (dies)
Inuyasha/Kohana: (sniffs at the smoothie) Damn, I forgot I'm not in my normal body. Oh well. (drinks smoothie) Tastes like... Ramen?
Author #4: And now for the piece de resistance.
Everone: The what!?
Author #4: Nevermind. (snaps and the last smoothie is transported to the feudal era)
Rin:.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Maringa/Sesshomaru: (holding his/her ears) SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Rin: (stops crying as the smoothie cup appears on her head)
M/S: OH, just what I needed (grapbs the smoothie; Drinks) -_-; G-g- garlic... BLEH!!! 9dies)
Rin and Jaken: ..........
Author #4: (appears) Wow, I killed 4 birds with one smoothie! (disappears)
* In SGHS gym*
Yahiko/Mikeal: This stinks.
Mikeal/Yahiko: Sorry, I haven't taken a shower since last week.
Everyone: Ew!
Kaoru: (runs in) Look Everyone!!!!!!!
Inuyasha/Kohana: What is it Kagome!?
Kaoru: That's just it. I'm not Kagome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Author #4 switched me back.
Shippo/Joe: Well, then, where's Kagome?
Kaoru: Oh, Author #4 made her blow up.
Everyone:....
Inuyasha/Kohana: Oh well.
Kagome's heavenly body: SIT!!!
Kohana/Inuyasha: (gets thrown into ground) Ow!!!
Inuyasha: Ha, ha. I'm not the one wearing the beads.
Kagome: (possess Trigun Cats' body and attacks Inuyasha with its claws)
Inuyasha/Kohana: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: (leaves T.C.'s body)
T.C.: (still on Inuyasha/Kohana's face) Meow?
I/K: Get off of me you stupid cat. (bites cat)
T.C.: Meow.
Author #2: If you really think about it, we're kamis.
Author #3: (from the dead) Alive! (snap) I'm back.
Everyone: Damn it!
Author #3: Hey, It's me who puts all the funny stuff in this fanfic.
Author #1: You mean the stupid stuff?
Author #3: I'm also the one who make sure everyone is heere who's supposed to be. Like this. Sesshomaru, Maringa, and Kagome alive!
Kagome: (runs at Inuyasha) I'm going to kill you.
Kohana/Inuyasha: Hey that's my you're strangling! (starts to run at Kagome)
Kagome: Sit! (continues choking Inuyasha)
K/I: OW! I forgot about these stupid beads. A little help, authors?
Author #3: Ok. Okay! I'll put you all back to normal. It's not as funny when you see someone else doing the stupid stuff. (snaps)
Joe: I'm home!!! (hugs duster)
Kenshin: I'm myself, that I am! (hugs himself)
Sesshomaru/Maringa: But, I'm still this little girl... what happened?
Author #3: Two things. One is that Maringa s till wants to take over Japan and she needs your body. The other is that.. I just don't feel like turning you back.
Sesshomaru: Not a wise decision, I'm afraid.
Author #3: Oh well (disappears)
Kagome: (still has her hands around Kohana's neck)
Kohana: X_X!
Inuyasha: Yes! I'm free.
Kagome: Huh!? (lets go off Kohana's neck) SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: @_@ Spoke too soon.
Starshi: Oh Miiyikeeeaaallll! (grins) ;)
Mikael: ^_^ (follows Starshi away from everyone)
Everyone: ...? -___-;
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RK: Wassup! Well please Read and Review!!!!!!! We still have a lot of chapters coming so stay tuned.
