(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Theme Park)
(The costumed teens walk around the park, going to and from rides. KIM looks slightly bored, but RON and RUFUS look like kids in a candy store)
RON: Isn't this great, KP?
KIM: I guess so.
RON: What do you mean you guess so? This is perfect! The only people here are people who bought tickets to the event- you know what that means, right? Significantly smaller lines!
RUFUS: Oh yeah!
KIM: Riiiiight. You realize I could be doing something meaningful right now?
RON: But this is meaningful. We're gonna get scared out of our wits!
KIM: Like I said.
(A kid dressed like a VAMPIRE runs past them, screaming bloody murder)
VAMPIRE: Aaaaaaaaaargh! Zombie!
(One of the park ZOMBIES runs after him, carrying a chain saw)
RON: See?!
KIM: All too plainly.
RON: Rufus and I are going over to Comic Book Isle. Want to come with?
KIM: Thanks, but no thanks. I'm going to find something intelligent to do.
RON: At a theme park?
KIM: Good point. I'll figure out something. Catch you later.
RON: Okay.
(KIM and RON walk off in opposite directions. KIM passes a small food stand, the ATTENDENT is dressed as some sort of un-dead person and looks extremely bored, reading a magazine. CHRISTIE walks up to the stand. The ATTENDENT doesn't even turn his head)
ATTENDENT: (Half-heatedly) Boo.
CHRISTIE: I'm touched by your enthusiasm.
ATTENDENT: Whatever. Whatcha want?
CHRISTIE: I want to make sure that my watch is working, can you take a look at it)
(CHRISTIE takes out her watch and dangles it in front of the ATTENDENT'S face. He turns to look at it)
ATTENDENT: Yeah, it's- (Goes into a trance)
CHRISTIE: Now listen to me- you will leave your post and go to the under- construction Daredevil ride. Wait for me there.
ATTENDENT: Yes, mistress.
(The ATTENDENT walks out of the booth and OC. CHRISTIE grins)
(Cut to RON- he walks down a street made up to look like a street right out of the pages of Marvel Comics)
RON: Cool, isn't it, Rufus?
RUFUS: Uh huh!
RON: Okay, you know the game plan, right? Get candy. Get as much as we can; and don't let anything distract us- (Sees something OC) Oh my gosh! A comic book shop!!
(RON dashes OC in the direction of a small building devoted to the selling of comic books. Camera pans a little ways over to the end of a long line for a ride. CHRISTIE walks up to the last kid in line, who is dressed as a SPY)
CHRISTIE: Long wait, huh?
SPY: Tell me about it. I've lost track. (Beat, to himself) How long have I been on line?
CHRISTIE: Here, use my watch.
(CHRISTIE holds the watch up to the kid. He goes into a trance)
CHRISTIE: Okay- leave this line and go to under-construction Daredevil ride. An attendant will let you in. Once you're there, wait for me. That clear?
SPY: Yes, mistress.
(The SPY walks off. CHRISTIE moves up to the next kid, dressed as BATMAN)
CHRISTIE: Hey, do you know how long you've been waiting on line?
BATMAN: Nah, I forgot my watch.
CHRISTIE: Here, use mine.
(CHRISTIE holds up her gleaming pocket watch)
(The costumed teens walk around the park, going to and from rides. KIM looks slightly bored, but RON and RUFUS look like kids in a candy store)
RON: Isn't this great, KP?
KIM: I guess so.
RON: What do you mean you guess so? This is perfect! The only people here are people who bought tickets to the event- you know what that means, right? Significantly smaller lines!
RUFUS: Oh yeah!
KIM: Riiiiight. You realize I could be doing something meaningful right now?
RON: But this is meaningful. We're gonna get scared out of our wits!
KIM: Like I said.
(A kid dressed like a VAMPIRE runs past them, screaming bloody murder)
VAMPIRE: Aaaaaaaaaargh! Zombie!
(One of the park ZOMBIES runs after him, carrying a chain saw)
RON: See?!
KIM: All too plainly.
RON: Rufus and I are going over to Comic Book Isle. Want to come with?
KIM: Thanks, but no thanks. I'm going to find something intelligent to do.
RON: At a theme park?
KIM: Good point. I'll figure out something. Catch you later.
RON: Okay.
(KIM and RON walk off in opposite directions. KIM passes a small food stand, the ATTENDENT is dressed as some sort of un-dead person and looks extremely bored, reading a magazine. CHRISTIE walks up to the stand. The ATTENDENT doesn't even turn his head)
ATTENDENT: (Half-heatedly) Boo.
CHRISTIE: I'm touched by your enthusiasm.
ATTENDENT: Whatever. Whatcha want?
CHRISTIE: I want to make sure that my watch is working, can you take a look at it)
(CHRISTIE takes out her watch and dangles it in front of the ATTENDENT'S face. He turns to look at it)
ATTENDENT: Yeah, it's- (Goes into a trance)
CHRISTIE: Now listen to me- you will leave your post and go to the under- construction Daredevil ride. Wait for me there.
ATTENDENT: Yes, mistress.
(The ATTENDENT walks out of the booth and OC. CHRISTIE grins)
(Cut to RON- he walks down a street made up to look like a street right out of the pages of Marvel Comics)
RON: Cool, isn't it, Rufus?
RUFUS: Uh huh!
RON: Okay, you know the game plan, right? Get candy. Get as much as we can; and don't let anything distract us- (Sees something OC) Oh my gosh! A comic book shop!!
(RON dashes OC in the direction of a small building devoted to the selling of comic books. Camera pans a little ways over to the end of a long line for a ride. CHRISTIE walks up to the last kid in line, who is dressed as a SPY)
CHRISTIE: Long wait, huh?
SPY: Tell me about it. I've lost track. (Beat, to himself) How long have I been on line?
CHRISTIE: Here, use my watch.
(CHRISTIE holds the watch up to the kid. He goes into a trance)
CHRISTIE: Okay- leave this line and go to under-construction Daredevil ride. An attendant will let you in. Once you're there, wait for me. That clear?
SPY: Yes, mistress.
(The SPY walks off. CHRISTIE moves up to the next kid, dressed as BATMAN)
CHRISTIE: Hey, do you know how long you've been waiting on line?
BATMAN: Nah, I forgot my watch.
CHRISTIE: Here, use mine.
(CHRISTIE holds up her gleaming pocket watch)
