Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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* In Japan*

M/S: I've alive again!

Rin: What happened, Maringa-sama?

M/S: I said "No-sama." But, anyway, I drank something with garlic in it, so I died. Maybe an Author brought me back.

* At SGHS*

Inuyasha: Hey Kagome! Let's go and find the rest of the Shikon shards!

Kagome: Uh-oh! Maringa stole the Shikon shards we had.

IY: WHAT!?!?

Sesshomaru: May I go back now? This place has what-so-ever.

Author #2: Okay! (snap) (Sesshomaru/Maringa disappear)

IY: What did you do that for, bitch?

Author #2: The next time you to me like that, you'll be a bitch.

Miroku: He is a bitch!

Sango: At least a son of one.

Author #2: Sure. I'll send Kenshin and Rath, too. You'll need them. (snaps)

Kenshin/ Rath: Oro!? (disappears)

Author #1: Why did you send Kenshin and Rath back.

Author #3: They need all the help they can get.

Author #4: Why don't you just send everybody back?

Author #2: Okay.

(Meanwhile in the thread of time and space or the well)

Pikachu: (smokes weed) Pika!

Kenshin: That little yellow rat stole my weed, that it did. (battousai mode) You will pay, that you will.

Pikachu: Pika. (smokes weed; starts coughing)

Ash: Oh no! Pikachu! (gets chopped up by the reverse blade sword, zenbatou, and tetsusaiga, then gets sucked up by Miroku's wind tunnel.)

Pikachu: Pikachu! Pikachu! ( electricutes them) (nothing happens) O_O! Pika!?

Kenshin: Give me back my weed, you stupid ass rodent or you will suffer, that you will. (gets chopped up by the reverse blade sword, zenbatou, and tetsusaiga, then gets sucked up by Miroku's wind tunnel.) That'll teach you not to smoke my weed, that it will.

Kaoru: Why did you do that Kenshin!!?? I hate you forever.

Yahiko: It was just a stupiod rodent!

Kaoru: Not that. I wanted some weed too. T_T!

Everybody:...?

( a killer monkey comes in with a chainsaw, then leaves)

Kenshin: That's the monkey that steals my underwear I sleep, that it is. Hurry! After it. (Kenshin flys away)

Everybody:...?

Ohkami: Was that a killer monkey with a chainsaw?

Everybody: Yep.

Ohkami: Okay just making sure.

*Meanwhile...*

Maringa: Muhahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaha!! Soon Japan will be covered in... CHEESE.

Jaken: Oh master Maringa, not cheese, cheese makes me constipated.

Rin & Maringa: Too much info.

Maringa: What about Spam?

Jaken: Gives me heartburn

Maringa: Pancakes?

Kenshin: Pancakes!!!

Monkey: Ooooo! Eeeeeee! (runs away)

Kenshin: Hey come back here with my underwear! (chases after monkey) I'll catch you, that I will.

Maringa: Was that a killer monkey with a chainsaw?

Rin and Jaken: Yep.

Ohkami: Ah ha! We found you.

Kagome: Is there a logical reason a killer monkey with the chainsaw? (points to Kenshin)

Kenshin: He steals my underwear while I sleep, that he does. ( chases monkey around) Get back here.

Kaoru: I already told you, I steal your underwear. (ruins after Kenshin)

Inuyasha: From this forward you will all refer to me by the name... Sarah. Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Sesshomaru: Isn't " Sarah" A woman's name?

InuSarah: SILENCE! You are in the body of A GIRL!!!

Sesshomaru: Shut your mouth, Mutt.

InuSarah: Don't hate me becase I'm beautiful.

Sesshomaru: -____-! Whatever.

Miroku: You are not beautiful!

InuSarah: You are not a lover, you're a hater.

Yoda: Beautiful you are not!

Sanosuke: You are fucking ugly!

Kenshin: That you are.

InuSarah: Haterz.

bLaH bLaH Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Maringa: Excuse ne, I'm done taking over Japan... and finding the Shikon shards... and taking the

Tetsusaiga. I'm running out of things to do. You don't want to know me when I'm bored!

Miroku: (plays a ukelele) Pocahontas.

Maringa: Moot point. I'm still bored!

Kurama: That's my word. Play you Mankala for it!

Hiei: Kurama, get me out if there! These people are crazy!

Kurama: And, you aren't?... Anyway, I don't really know how I got here.

Author #4: The word 'moot' summoned you here. (Another Kurama shows up)

Kurama: Um Okay?

Miroku: (plays ukelele) Pocahontas.

Sango: Are ever going to sing the whole song?

Miroku: (plays ukelele) Pocahontas was a girl who lived in a purple limosine with a raccoon and a hummingbird. She fell in love with a white boy named John. Then she died and lived happily ever after.

Everyone:...?

Kenshin: (comes back from chasing the killer monkey) I'm out of breath, that I am.

Kaoru: Good! Kenshin, I alrewady told that I steal your underwear while you sleep. (looks around) What happened to Sanosuke and Yahiko?

(screen goes to Kaiba, Shippo, Yahiko, and Sanosuke)

Sanosuke: You know you have to be over 18 to watch the playboy channel.

Kaiba: Actually have to be 21.

Yahiko: Yeah Sano, youre only 19.

Sano: Well your only 10, little Yahiko. You haven't even gone through puberty.

Kaiba: Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Their showing the girls.

Shippo: Wow! That girl looks like Inuyasha... or InuSarah.

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Rurouni Kohana: More to come. Stay tuned.