Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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*Back in Feudal Japan*

InuSarah: Aaaaachoooo! Somebody must be talking about me.

Kagome: I can see why.

Maringa: I'm going to take over Korea now. Bye.

George Bush: Not if I get thurr furst!

(Maringa cuts off GWB's head; gets taken away by the FBI) You can't do this! I'm a demon! (FBI runs over to Kenshin)

FBI: You have drugs. Come with us.

Kenshin: Oro? (gets pepper sprayed) Orororororo!!!! I'm blind, that I am!

* 2 days*

Author #2: (dressed as a phychiatrist)

Author #1: Isn't that an oxymoron!?

Author #2: (clears throat) Ok, Kenshin, anything you would like to say before we begin?

Kenshin: (on a red couch) Yeah, this couch is very comfy, that it is.

Author #2: Okay, first, tell me what you see. (holds up ink blot paper)

Kenshin: Pancake.

Author #2: (holds up another one)

Kenshin: Weed.

Author #2: (another)

Kenshin: Pancake.

Author #2: (another)

Kenshin: Weed.

Author #2: (another)

Kenshin: Pancake.

Author #2: (another)

Kenshin: Waffle. It's Miss Kaoru that it is.

Author #2: Okay now for word association. I'm going to give you a word and I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind. Home.

Kenshin: Pancake.

Author #2: Wedding.

Kenshin: Pancake.

Author #2: Dead.

Kenshin: Pancake.

Author #2: Little.

Kenshin: Yahiko.

Author #2: Faggot.

Kenshin: Sanosuke!

Sanosuke: (walks in wearing a dress with his hand on his hips all feminine like) (gay voice) I said I'm not faggot. This is just a hobby. (rolls his like a valleygirl and gets taken away by guys in white lab coats)

*At FBI headquarters*

Agent X: I'm gonna tell you one more time. Tell me your plans.

Maringa: First of all, that was the first time you said anything, and second of all, I'm in the body of a demon and don't hafta tell you anything. But I will anyways. Okay. Monday I take over Japan, Tuesday it's Korea, Wednesday Mongolia, Thursday the rest of Asia. Friday I'll get stabbed but survive. Saturday I'm going to fight a guy with a big sword.

Agent X: A big sword? What's that supposed to mean?

Maringa: Anything you want it to mean.

Agent X: ..........0_0!

*Back where ever everyone is*

Kaoru: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I miss Kenshin and Sano! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohkami: I hope no one else gets taken away. (gets taken to a mental hospital)

Everyone: Yay! (everone but Vash, Yahiko, T.C. and InuSarah get taken away)

InuSarah: I guess we're the only one left.

Dog Catcher: (drives up) Ah I found you. (puts a metal leash around InuSarah and T.C. necks)

InuSarah: Hey!!! Let me go!!! (gets thrown into the truck)

T.C.: Meow!

Dog Catcher: Freaky black cats with freaky big eyes belong at the pound.

T.C.: Meow! (getst thrown into the truck)

Dog Catcher: (drives away)

Vash: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!! (runs after truck) Kuroneko-sama!!!

Yahiko: So that's his name. (looks around) T_T (singing) I'm alone. There's no one here beside me. Without a home there's no one to derive me. (pulls out fluffy bunnies from his pocket) But you gotta have friends! ^_^!

Sano: (dressed in bell bottom and peasant top with hair in pigtails) Whatchu singin' for Yahiko.

Yahiko: Sanosuke, what's wrong with you?

Sanosuke: Where's your holiday spirit? It's dress in drag day, duh!

Yahiko: Really? Let's go sing Karoke.

Sanosuke: Okay! ^_^!

*10 minutes later *

Sanosuke: (singing) Ai Yiye Yi! I'm your little butterfly. Green, black, and blue making colors in the sky.

(FBI takes Sano away)

Sanosuke: Hey, I haven't even sung Celine Dion yet! (gets thrown into the FBI car)

Yahiko: I'm alone again. (takes out the bunnies) Okay guys I'm gonna sing a song.

Bunnies: ... (nothing)

Yahiko: Ahem. (music starts) First I was afraid I was petrifyed. I thought I could not live witho ut you by my side. ( I forgot the rest) I will survive... I will survie. Hey! Hey!

Bunnies:... (nothing)

Yahiko: I love you guys. (hugs bunnies)

Kenshin: (wearing a kilt) Hey Yahiko, do you my kilt!?

Yahiko: Why are you wearing a skirt.

Kenshin: It's a kilt.

Yahiko: It's plaid. I think it's ugly.

Kenshin: (battousai mode) You don't like me kilt? (takes out sword) You will die.

Yahiko: NO! NO! I love that kilt it's such a fashion statement! ^_^()

Kenshin: (normal) Okay. (leaves)

*back at the FBI/ Therapist...*

(Sanosuke is laying on the red sofa)

Sano: Kenshin was right thitd couch if comfy.

Author #1: So Sano what brings you here?

Sano: Well they called me a faggot. (sniff) and they said I was over...over..(starts crying) Sensitive! T_T.

Author #1: There, there Sano. It's alright (hands Sano a tissue)

Sano: (blows nose really loud) They called me a chicken head too. T_T

Author #1: It's okay. It's about who you are, not what you do.

Sano: (Stops crying) What a minute!? Are you suggesting..... that I'm GAY!? (DUN! DUN! DUN!!!!)

Author #1: If you're open about it...

Sano: I'm not GAY!!!!( DUN! DUN! DUN!!!!)

Author #1: The first stage is always denial. I must send you to the Gay (DUN! DUN! DUN!!!!) unit.

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Rurouni Kohana: Please stay tuned for more Coo Coo Cachoo.