Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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*Meanwhile at the pound...*

InuSarah: I'm tired of being InuSarah, Hence forth you should all call me Inu (T.C. bites his foot) SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T.C.: Meow!

Vash: There they are! Kuroneko-sama!

T.C.: Meow!

Vash: And your name is?

Inushit: My name is Inushit. (whines)

Vash: Your name is Dogshit. I'm sorry.

Inushit: I don't get it.

(Kenshin runs in with his kilt still on)

Inushit: Whoa, I thought the FBI had you.

Kenshin: They took me to a psychiatrist and they found the root of my drug addiction. (scene changes to show a kid with red hair in the snow) In the Ghettoa of Japan it was showing and I was cold & had no fire. I stole matches and weed from a guy that got thrown out from a bar. (Scene shows a guy that looks oddly like Kuwabara) I smoked the weed to get warm.

Vash: Is this your version of the Little Match Girl?

Kenshin: That it is! They scheduled a intervention for me. I will never smoked weed again. (sniffs glue) Now I must little Yahiko my new look. (steals Vash's sunglasses and runs off)

Vash: Hey come back here with my glasses, you drug addict.

Kenshin: ;p. Nah-nah, you can't catch me. (runs away like a monkey)

Vash: (chases him) I'm tellin' you mama.

Kenshin: Tell my mama.

Vash: You so bad.

Kenshin: I'm so bad. You just mad cause you ain't my dad. (hops away) That you are.

Vash: Damn him!

*Meanwhile at the FBI Gay unit*

Sano: (growl) I'm telling you I'm not gay! (DUN! DUN! DUN!!!!) Stop with the music!

Agent G.A.Y.: It's okay, just be open and honest about it.

Sano: I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (DUN!! DUN!!) (Sano breaks record player... record scratches and blows up)

Agent G.A.Y.: Nobody's going to hear you, sexy.

Sano: Look, you gay ass faggot, I'm not gay. I was just celebrating dress in drag day, okay?

Agent G.A.Y.: Now we're getting somewhere.

Sano: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (socks Agent G.A.Y.)

Agent G.A.Y.: Oh my god! My eyes and my face. (starts crying) How can someone so beautiful sock so hard. You need a little time to get in touch with your feminine side.

Sano: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*At the feminist camp*

Megumi: Oh it's the rooster head.

Kagome: Sano! What are you doing here?

Sano: They sent me here to get with my "feminine" side.

Kaoru: Good. You need to be nice and sensitive anyway you stupid rooster.

Kagome: Why do they call you a rooster?

Sano: They call me rooster cause I got a big cock.

Megumi and Kaoru: (blush) WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

Kagome: Really?

Sano: Oh hell yeah.

Kagome: How long are you staying?

Sano: 2 weeks.

Kagome: It's going to be a fun 2 weeks, Rooster-man. (winks)

Sano: Oh no! (get mouth raped by Kagome)

Kenshin: Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Crackhead! (sniffs whiteout and glue) I'm here to save the day, that I am. There's a rat in the bedroom, that there is.

Sango: Let's find it.

Girls: Yeah! (opens closet)

Miroku: Hello ladies.

Girls: Ahhhhh! Pervert! (start beating up Miroku)

(Sano and Kenshin are eating popcorn while watching Miroku gets the shit beat out of him.)

Sano: So Kenshin, why are you here?

Kenshin: The intervention guy wanted to enroll me in a drung intevention camp but they were full of kids from Silverghetto high. So they told me to come here instead.

Miroku: (waving arms and getting hit) Hey guys! Help!

Sano: (ignoring Miroku) So you really quit drugs? Wow maybe I'll find out how you act when you aren't high.

Kenshin: (sniffs whiteout) yep.

Authors: Caution! The next few scenes may be frightening.

Author #2: This whole fanfiction is frightening.

Authors: Anyway! The next few scenes may be frightening as Kenshin goes through drug withdrawl. There may be coarse language, bloodshot eyes, people getting killed. Kenshin turning battousai and the torture of the psychiatrist and the drug intevention guy.

Author #1: And Sano getting mouth raped.

Author #4: Like the readers weren't already used to that.

Author #3: You may now read on...

Kenshin: This stuffs not good enough. (tosses white out at Miroku) I... NEED... WEED!!!!!!!! (gets bloodshot eyes)

Kaoru: Uh...oh!

Megumi: Sir Ken, are you okay?

Kenshin: (eyes twitches; battousai mode) Does it look like I'm okay, wench!? I NEED WEED! (takes out sword) If somebody has weed, give it to me or die!!!!!!!!!!!

Drug Intervention Drug: No, no Kenshin you can't have weed.

Kenshin: (eyes turn gold) What was that!?

D.I.G.: (gulp) I said you couldn't have (gets head chopped off)

Kenshin: Anybody else read to die?

Agent G.A.Y.: Oh Sanosuke! You're progressing quickly.

Sano: (muffled by Kagome's mouth) Mill mim Menshin. (translation: Kill him Kenshin)

Kenshin: (Kills Agent G.A.Y.)

Psychiatrist: Oh no he's suffering drug withdrawl.

Megumi: duh, we kinda already knew that.

Kenshin: (foams at the mouth and has a seizure) I must have weed! I must have weed! I must have weed! I must have weed! I must have weed! (30 minutes later) I must have weed!...

Kaoru: We have to help him.

(Author #5.3 is floating above them.)

Author #5.3: Kenshin, I will give you weed if you pay me later.

Kenshin: WEED!!!

Author #5.3: Okay, let there be weed! (weed falls from the sky)

Author #4: Let there be a cliff! (weed falls off cliff into a river of lava) And you! (points to Author

#5.3) Go get me an Italian soda, caramel with cream and whip cream venti. Get it wrong and die!

Author #5.3: You have angered me. (snaps finger and Author #4 disappears)

Author #4: Huh?

Gollum: Does it wish to hear riddleses my precious.

(back to our story)

Author #4: (pops back) #5.3!!! After answering Gollum's retarded riddle. I spoke to the Devil about your deal with him. He said that after observation your soul is worthless. So he's returning it. The only powers you have left are the starbucks coffee kami powers.

Author #5.3: How is my soul useless?

Author #4: The Devil said he tried to sell you soul in advance to a japanese guy to make sushi, but the guy said it was not good enough for a cat

T.C.: Meow!

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Rurouni Kohana: Stay tuned, please review and check out my friends profiles Ohkami and Starshi who also star in this fanfic.