Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Author #5.3: I want a second opinion! (disappears)

*At Starbucks*

Author #5.3: How much is my soul worth?

Starbucks Guy: Would you like whipped cream?

Author #5.3: No, you dumb ass mother fucker! (smashes Starbucks Guy's head with sledge hammer. Attempts to transport himself somewhere else and ends up in the Starbucks in Albertsons) What the hell?

Author #4: (intercom) Author #5.3 your job is to get us coffee, you can't go anywhere with your powers except starbucks and wherever the authors are... George please restock the cheese.

T.C.: (intercom) Meow!

Author #5.3: I must seek Yoda's council. (flys away in a space ship)

* P.S. Yoda is dead.*

*On spaceship*

R2D2: Boop boop be doop.

Author #5.3: Stop doing that Betty Boop impression.

*Back to the Story*

Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! (attempts to jump after weed but is caught by a giant monkey)

Pegasus: (yells) Raise your hand if you like cheese.

(nobody raises their hand)

Pegasus: Come on everybody it's cheese.

Another Drug Intervention Guy: Sorry Kenshin you can't have any weed. (takes Kenshin's weed & smokes it)

Kenshin: NO! Give me my weed back, bitch!

A.D.I.G.: (flys away)

Kenshin: No! My weed! (talks to tree) Sano, have you seen my weed?

Sano: (puts weed behind his back) Uh... no!

Kenshin: (talks to tree) Give it to me! (battousai mode) Sanosuke, if you don't give me the weed, I will smite you, that I will. (shakes the treee leaves come off)

Kenshin: (normal, takes leaves and glues them to the tree) Whoops your hair came off, Sano.

Everybody:...?

Pegasus: Cheeeeese!!!

Kenshin: Mommy they took my weed!!! Like they did to you!!! Am I gonna end up like you. (scene shows a woman with red hair in a pinkstraight jacket)

*meanwhile in space Author #5.3 ship blows up as it reaches a swampy planet*

(Inushit falls from the sky dressed like a marijuana plant)

Kenshin: Yay!!! (starts rolling Inushit in papaer and pulls out a lighter)

Inushit: Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Intervention Guy: Stop!!!!

Kenshin: (battousai mode) Shut up! (kills I.G.)

Inushit: Don't smoke me!!! I am not a marijuana plant!!! Kagome!! Miroku!!! Help me!!!

Kagome: (mouth raping Sanosuke) No! I'm busy!!!

Miroku: (getting beat up by girls) I'm busy too!!!

Sanosuke: Ahhhhh! Get away from me! (trys to run away from Kagome)

Kenshin: (normal) This lighter is not big enough, that it is not. (Happy) This is the piggest joint I've ever smokeded!!!! (hugs paper wrapped Inushit) (pulls a giant lighter from Pegasus pants)

Kenshin: (sings) I am so high! I am so high, I think that I, I just might fly!

Sanosuke: (runs away) Hurry up Kenshin! Save me! (gets tackled and mouth raped by Kagome)

Kenshin: (sings) Weed. What a wonderful feeling! (lights up Inushit)

Inushit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: Wow, my weed is yelling at me, that it is. (takes another smoke) This is some good shit. (Cough) That it is (cough)

Aishia: I hate Author #3. She made us throw up our pancakes.

Goku: Yeah, I was really hungry too.

Kento: Today I bought a sack of potatoes. Sanosuke: (has a torch and a pitchfork) Let's form an angry mob and run her out of Authorland.

Everyone who ate the pancakes: Yeah! (grab torches and pitchforks)

Author #4: You guys can't just go to Authorland because you need a secret password.

Sanosuke: Let me guess it's either cheese or pancake.

Author #4: It's both. You may go kill Author #3 now.

Everyone: Yeah let's get her.

Kenshin: (sings) I love weed! I need weed! You make me feel so (opera) HAAAAAAPPPPPPPYYYYYYY and HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (somewhere in Siberia) HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Back to Authorland*

(Everybody is carrying torches, pitchforks and weed. Kenshin is still smoking Inushit)

Everybody: Kill Author #3! Kill Author #3! Kill Author #3!!!

Author #3: Uh-oh.

(Darth Bob Appears on a sofa eating popcorn)

Everyone: Kill! Kill Author #3!

Kenshin: Let's burn her!

Darth Bob: Wait! (graps Miroku, Pegasus, and Agent Gay) Burn them all!

everyone: Burn baby burn!

Sanosuke: Disco inferno!

(everybody wears disco clothes and a disco ball drops out of the ceiling. The floor lights up)

Everyone: Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! (dances disco)

Author #1: Whoops sorry about that. Back to the real story.

Everyone: Burn, burn them all!

(the angry mob makes a fire and tie up Miroku, Pegasus, and Agent Gay)

Darth Bob: This is great!!!( eats more popcorn) That it is!

T.C.: Meow!!! (steals D.B.'s popcorn)

Darth Bob: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!! Oh well (more popcorn appears)

(All the other authors appear)

Authors: What's going on?

Darth Bob: Want some popcorn?

Angry Mob: Burn them all! Burn them all!

(throws Agent Gay into fire)

A.G.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pegasus is thrown into the fire)

Pegasus: CHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Miroku is thrown in the fire)

Miroku: Pocahontas!!!!!!!!!

Author #3: May I have a last request?

Sano: Okay.

Author #3: Darth Bob, get me a frapachino.

Darth Bob: NOOOOOO!!!!! Besides I traded my starbucks power for Jedi powers. Burn her!

Everyone: Burn her! Burn her!

Author #3: Nooooooooooooooo!!!! (is burned in fire)

*In Hell*

Author #3: Can't you send me back.

Devil: NO! Now get me a frapachino or I'll make you clean out the lava pits.

Author #3: You're so mean. T.T. Why me?

**************************************** Rurouni Kohana: Well since I'm tired of taking us out of the installement chapter or whatever. Somebody take us out of here.

Kenshin: I'm Kenshin and I'm wearing pink barbie panties. That I am.

Everybody: O_O!

Pegasus: Wow so am I!? (Pegasus and Kenshin hug each other)

Rurouni Kohana: From now on anybody but Kenshin and Pegasus can in the chapter.