(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The entrance to an under-construction ride)
(A hypnotized ATTENDANT stands at the entrance. A few other hypnotized KIDS approach him and he lets them in. KIM and RON walk up to him)
RON: (In trance) Mistress has sent me. (Normal) I'm just tagging along.
KIM: And I'm with him.
ATTENDANT: (In trance) Go in.
(KIM and RON walk past him and into the ride)
(Cut to the interior, which is set up like a courtroom. KIM and RON jump over the little winding rails and go to the entrance to the ride part)
(Cut to the entrance to the actual ride, which is full of hypnotized kids. KIM and RON appear and stand at the back of the group)
RON: Wow, lots of people, KP. (In trance) Now we must wait.
KIM: Won't be sorry to have you back to normal.
RON: Since when have I ever been normal.
KIM: You know what I meant.
(At that moment, CHRISTIE appears before the group, standing on a catwalk)
CHRISTIE: Yo, people.
ALL EXCEPT KIM: (In trance) Yo.
CHRISTIE: Phase one is complete. I've built up my little army, which really isn't that little. Now you're ready to hear my plan. We are going to overthrow those who run Universe of Escape! The people responsible for me being fired! Together, you're going to show 'em what happens when they fire Christie Road! You're going to show 'em that they don't get off that easily!
RON: (To KIM) That's why she's doing this? Because she's tweaked at the park owners. (In trance) The park owners were wrong to fire her. (Normal) Look, I'm really getting tired of you!
CHRISTIE: That's right! We're going to get rid of the people running this park- and no one can stop me!
KIM: Wrong, Christie!
(The crowd parts, exposing KIM and RON)
CHRISTIE: And who are you?
KIM: I'm Kim Possible- teen hero and the person who's going to stop you.
CHRISTIE: Wait, wait, wait- how'd you find me? You're not hypnotized. How'd you know to come here?
KIM: You didn't do a very good job of hypnotizing my friend here.
RON: (In trance) I have failed you, mistress. (Normal) I didn't fail you. I don't even know who you are! I just bumped into you outside the comic book store!
CHRISTIE: Yeah, you kind of ticked me off when you said you- (Beat) Wait, how are you able to talk normally? I hypnotized you.
RON: I was wearing an eye-patch, I guess because you only hypnotized me in one eye I was only half-hypnotized.
(Beat)
CHRISTIE: That's quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I've been hypnotizing people for a good three years now and that's never happened before. Never.
KIM: Well, there's a first time for everything. Like your first time in jail, which you'll be experiencing soon enough.
CHRISTIE: What makes you think you can stop me?
RON: You obviously don't know who you're dealing with. This is the Kim Possible. (In trance) Mistress will reign victorious. (Normal) By the way, can you snap me out of this?
CHRISTIE: I'll do it if your precious girlfriend can beat me.
KIM: I am not his girlfriend.
CHRISITE: Doesn't matter- you won't beat me.
(KIM does a flip and lands on the catwalk with surprising ease)
KIM: Bring it.
(CHRISTIE also takes a fighting stance)
CHRISTIE: I will.
(KIM delivers a few punches, which CHRISTIE is able to duck)
CHRISTIE: Okay- wasn't expecting that. New plan.
(CHRISTIE reaches for a pole holding up the catwalk and pulls out a pin. The catwalk lurches and KIM spills off)
RON: Kim!
(KIM grabs part of the catwalk and holds on. CHRISTIE managed to catch another part of the catwalk)
KIM: You didn't really think this out, did you?
CHRISTIE: Gimme a break, it's my first attempt at villainy!
(KIM and CHRISTIE drop to the ground)
CHRISTIE: Besides, I'm not really suited for fighting. (To hypnotized crowd) Before we over throw the people who run Universe of Escape- attack Kim Possible!
(All turn to face KIM)
KIM: Uh oh.
(Several hypnotized KIDS go after KIM. RON hangs at the back, fighting with himself)
RON: (In trance) Must attack Kim Possible. (Normal) No! Kim's my friend! Plus she owes me twenty bucks! (In trance) Mistress' orders. (Normal) No way, dude. You want Kim you'll have to go through me. (In trance) Fine.
(RON grabs his left arm and flips himself onto his back. RON then grabs his leg and twists it, screaming out in pain after he does each)
RON: Okay, this is stupid. (In trance) Ow. Tell me about it. How about we get something to eat. (Normal) What about Kim? (In trance) She'll be fine. (Normal) No, I really think we should help her. (In trance) Come on- I'm starving. (Normal) Let's help Kim first, then get something to eat. 'Kay? (In trance) Can we eat first, then help KIM?
(Cut to KIM. She kicks away a kid dressed like MR. ORGANGE from Reservoir Dogs. She then ducks a punch from a kid dressed like FRANKENSTEIN and knocks him over. CHRISTIE observes all of this, sporting a mean smile, similar to BONNIE'S smile)
CHRISTIE: Face it, Kim Possible, you've been beaten. There are only two ways to beat my army- have me call them off, which I'm not gonna do, or figure out what snaps them out of it, which I doubt you'll figure out.
(KIM leaps into the air when a kid dressed as SPIDERMAN attempts to kick her feat out from under her. KIM whirls around to find the kid dressed as MR. ORGANGE holding a gun and pointing it right at her)
CHRISTIE: Woah- someone at park security wasn't doing their job.
(KIM grabs MR. ORANGE'S arm and flips him. When she does he pulls the trigger. It shoots a stream of water and hits the kid dressed as SPIDERMAN. He stands there, dazed for a moment, then shakes his head, coming out of it)
SPIDERMAN: What the? Where am I?
CHRISTIE: (Freaked) Uh oh.
KIM: Water, eh?
(KIM looks up at the ceiling, where she spies a sprinkler head. She jumps, uses a COWGIRL'S head as a launching point and grabs hold of another catwalk. She rushes over to the sprinkler head and takes out her small lightsaber-like laser knife. She holds it up to the sprinkler head, which detects the heat and sets off the water system. Water bursts from all the sprinkles heads, coming down in buckets. It hits the kids and they come out of it- all very confused)
KIM: (To CHRISTIE) Never beat you, eh?
CHRISTIE: You still have to catch me!
(CHRISTIE turns and runs)
(Cut to RON, still arguing with himself)
RON: Okay, so you've got it. (In trance) We help Kim, then you buy food. (Normal) Right. Okay, let's go.
(RON runs towards the next room and collides with the escaping CHRISTIE. They both fall to the ground. KIM appears behind her, holding the squirt gun used by MR. ORANGE. She sprays RON, and he sits, dazed for a moment, then comes out of it)
RON: Thanks, KP.
CHRISTIE: Of all the people in all the park, he had to walk into me.
(A hypnotized ATTENDANT stands at the entrance. A few other hypnotized KIDS approach him and he lets them in. KIM and RON walk up to him)
RON: (In trance) Mistress has sent me. (Normal) I'm just tagging along.
KIM: And I'm with him.
ATTENDANT: (In trance) Go in.
(KIM and RON walk past him and into the ride)
(Cut to the interior, which is set up like a courtroom. KIM and RON jump over the little winding rails and go to the entrance to the ride part)
(Cut to the entrance to the actual ride, which is full of hypnotized kids. KIM and RON appear and stand at the back of the group)
RON: Wow, lots of people, KP. (In trance) Now we must wait.
KIM: Won't be sorry to have you back to normal.
RON: Since when have I ever been normal.
KIM: You know what I meant.
(At that moment, CHRISTIE appears before the group, standing on a catwalk)
CHRISTIE: Yo, people.
ALL EXCEPT KIM: (In trance) Yo.
CHRISTIE: Phase one is complete. I've built up my little army, which really isn't that little. Now you're ready to hear my plan. We are going to overthrow those who run Universe of Escape! The people responsible for me being fired! Together, you're going to show 'em what happens when they fire Christie Road! You're going to show 'em that they don't get off that easily!
RON: (To KIM) That's why she's doing this? Because she's tweaked at the park owners. (In trance) The park owners were wrong to fire her. (Normal) Look, I'm really getting tired of you!
CHRISTIE: That's right! We're going to get rid of the people running this park- and no one can stop me!
KIM: Wrong, Christie!
(The crowd parts, exposing KIM and RON)
CHRISTIE: And who are you?
KIM: I'm Kim Possible- teen hero and the person who's going to stop you.
CHRISTIE: Wait, wait, wait- how'd you find me? You're not hypnotized. How'd you know to come here?
KIM: You didn't do a very good job of hypnotizing my friend here.
RON: (In trance) I have failed you, mistress. (Normal) I didn't fail you. I don't even know who you are! I just bumped into you outside the comic book store!
CHRISTIE: Yeah, you kind of ticked me off when you said you- (Beat) Wait, how are you able to talk normally? I hypnotized you.
RON: I was wearing an eye-patch, I guess because you only hypnotized me in one eye I was only half-hypnotized.
(Beat)
CHRISTIE: That's quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I've been hypnotizing people for a good three years now and that's never happened before. Never.
KIM: Well, there's a first time for everything. Like your first time in jail, which you'll be experiencing soon enough.
CHRISTIE: What makes you think you can stop me?
RON: You obviously don't know who you're dealing with. This is the Kim Possible. (In trance) Mistress will reign victorious. (Normal) By the way, can you snap me out of this?
CHRISTIE: I'll do it if your precious girlfriend can beat me.
KIM: I am not his girlfriend.
CHRISITE: Doesn't matter- you won't beat me.
(KIM does a flip and lands on the catwalk with surprising ease)
KIM: Bring it.
(CHRISTIE also takes a fighting stance)
CHRISTIE: I will.
(KIM delivers a few punches, which CHRISTIE is able to duck)
CHRISTIE: Okay- wasn't expecting that. New plan.
(CHRISTIE reaches for a pole holding up the catwalk and pulls out a pin. The catwalk lurches and KIM spills off)
RON: Kim!
(KIM grabs part of the catwalk and holds on. CHRISTIE managed to catch another part of the catwalk)
KIM: You didn't really think this out, did you?
CHRISTIE: Gimme a break, it's my first attempt at villainy!
(KIM and CHRISTIE drop to the ground)
CHRISTIE: Besides, I'm not really suited for fighting. (To hypnotized crowd) Before we over throw the people who run Universe of Escape- attack Kim Possible!
(All turn to face KIM)
KIM: Uh oh.
(Several hypnotized KIDS go after KIM. RON hangs at the back, fighting with himself)
RON: (In trance) Must attack Kim Possible. (Normal) No! Kim's my friend! Plus she owes me twenty bucks! (In trance) Mistress' orders. (Normal) No way, dude. You want Kim you'll have to go through me. (In trance) Fine.
(RON grabs his left arm and flips himself onto his back. RON then grabs his leg and twists it, screaming out in pain after he does each)
RON: Okay, this is stupid. (In trance) Ow. Tell me about it. How about we get something to eat. (Normal) What about Kim? (In trance) She'll be fine. (Normal) No, I really think we should help her. (In trance) Come on- I'm starving. (Normal) Let's help Kim first, then get something to eat. 'Kay? (In trance) Can we eat first, then help KIM?
(Cut to KIM. She kicks away a kid dressed like MR. ORGANGE from Reservoir Dogs. She then ducks a punch from a kid dressed like FRANKENSTEIN and knocks him over. CHRISTIE observes all of this, sporting a mean smile, similar to BONNIE'S smile)
CHRISTIE: Face it, Kim Possible, you've been beaten. There are only two ways to beat my army- have me call them off, which I'm not gonna do, or figure out what snaps them out of it, which I doubt you'll figure out.
(KIM leaps into the air when a kid dressed as SPIDERMAN attempts to kick her feat out from under her. KIM whirls around to find the kid dressed as MR. ORGANGE holding a gun and pointing it right at her)
CHRISTIE: Woah- someone at park security wasn't doing their job.
(KIM grabs MR. ORANGE'S arm and flips him. When she does he pulls the trigger. It shoots a stream of water and hits the kid dressed as SPIDERMAN. He stands there, dazed for a moment, then shakes his head, coming out of it)
SPIDERMAN: What the? Where am I?
CHRISTIE: (Freaked) Uh oh.
KIM: Water, eh?
(KIM looks up at the ceiling, where she spies a sprinkler head. She jumps, uses a COWGIRL'S head as a launching point and grabs hold of another catwalk. She rushes over to the sprinkler head and takes out her small lightsaber-like laser knife. She holds it up to the sprinkler head, which detects the heat and sets off the water system. Water bursts from all the sprinkles heads, coming down in buckets. It hits the kids and they come out of it- all very confused)
KIM: (To CHRISTIE) Never beat you, eh?
CHRISTIE: You still have to catch me!
(CHRISTIE turns and runs)
(Cut to RON, still arguing with himself)
RON: Okay, so you've got it. (In trance) We help Kim, then you buy food. (Normal) Right. Okay, let's go.
(RON runs towards the next room and collides with the escaping CHRISTIE. They both fall to the ground. KIM appears behind her, holding the squirt gun used by MR. ORANGE. She sprays RON, and he sits, dazed for a moment, then comes out of it)
RON: Thanks, KP.
CHRISTIE: Of all the people in all the park, he had to walk into me.
