Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Rurouni Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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*back to wherever*
Author #4: I don't like Darth Bob, let's kill him.
Author 007: Okay, but how? Here's your mochiato...
Author #4: Like this. (snap) (Kenshin's weed/Inushit disappears)
Kenshin: What!? I want my weed!!!!
Author #4: Kenshin if you want you weed back, you will kill Darth Bob. (snap) With this! (give Kenshin a purple lightsaber)
Kenshin: (battousai mode) Die Darth Bob! Hiten-Mitsurugi style lightsaber!!!!
*** Note: Due to the extremely violent nature of this scene, it's description has been omitted from this fanfic for the sake of the readers sanity***
Author #2: If the reader got this far into this crazy fanfic they most have lost their sanity already.
Kenshin: (normal) I have defeated Darth Bob, that I have. Give me my weed.
Sano: (smokes Inushit) What weed?
Megumi: I'm ashamed. You, out of all people, smoking weed.
Kagome: MY HERO!!!!!!! (mouth rapes Sano)
Sano: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Stop beef woman, you're going to make me swallow my (swallows weed/Inushit) weed. (burps)
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Burn him!
Megumi and Kaoru: Yeah! Burn him!
Sano: What! Why me!?
Kenshin: You swallowed my weed, that you did.
Sano: Blame it on the beef woman.
Kagome: My name is Kagome! Ka-go-me, but you can call me Beef Woman if you'd like, honeybuns.
Kenshin: Burn them both!!!
Everyone: Yeah!
*Meanwhile in Sano's digestive track*
Inushit: Hello!? Is anybody here?
Stick: Hello, my name is Stick.
Inushit: Hello Stick. What are you doing here?
Stick: Sano accidentally swallowed me.
Fishbone: Me too.
Sushi: Me three.
Sink: Me four.
Inushit: So how do we get out of here?
Sushi: I guess we just wait.
Sink: Yeah, just wait.
Inushit: Does this guy ever chew his food?
Sushi: No!
Sink: No!
*meanwhile*
Ohkami: Please don't burn them. They are anime characters, just like you guys. So if you can find it in your heart to not burn them and let them live without being burnt crispy.
Shishio: Like me! (blows up)
Kenshin: Burn them all!!!
(Sanosuke, Kagome, and Ohkami are tied to stakes)
Ohkami: T.T I hate you all!
Authors: Here burn them with this. (gives them all canibus)
Kenshin: Okay. (puts canibus around them and lights it on fire)
*Meanwhile back in Sano's digestive track...*
Stick: I got the magic stick. Oh minute I am a magic stick.
Inushit: Isn't that some place else? I bet you Kagome knows where it is.
Sink: Probably.
Sushi: Probably.
*Outside in Authorland*
kenshin: (sniffs) I smell a smell. A kinda of smelly smell that smells... SMELLY! (takes a deep breath) WEED!!!! (romantic muic starts playing)
Maringa: (still in Sesshomaru's body) (hits Kenshin upside the head) I'm done taking over Asia! Maybe I'll take over Europe next.
Mikeal: Can I have Canada?
Starshi: Love those Canadians.
Maringa: Just don't kill anyone. I'll do that!
Hiei: Can I help?
Maringa: Yeah... sure!
Himiko: I want Asia!
Maringa: You can have Taiwan and Australia.
Himiko: I don't want Australia!
Stashi: (australian accent) We can put shrimp on the barbie!
Himiko: Fine I'll take over 2 more continents and trade them for Asia; just not Japan and Korea.
Mikeal: Can I be Lucifer?
Maringa: NO!
Kenshin: (australian accent) I want Australia!
Maringa: Too bad.
Kenshin: Fine! I will own all IHOPS around the world!
Starshi: Here! Wear this pancake suit!
Himiko: Yes, you can have Canada.
Joe: (appears) Yes. I did it!
Mikeal: Did what?
Joe: I made a cloning machine!
Starshi: (big smile) CLONES!!!!!!??? :D
(Mikeal and Starshi look at each other and smile)
Joe: No! No! No! Bad image. (hits Mikeal upside the head)
(yell of surprise from Mikeal)
Himiko: Hey! Look! I found a book!
(The Cover of the book says
Famous Last Word By Nomoradi)
Starshi: She made a book?
Maringa: Who would of thought.
Himiko: Didn't we kill her?
Maringa: Didn't we all get killed at one time or another?
Himiko: ...NO...
Maringa: Uh... yes we did!
Starshi: Time for another " Good Idea, Bad Idea!" Good idea: Playing Catch with your grandma. Bad Idea: Playing catch with your grandma.
The End.
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Rurouni Kohana: 0_0! Is this really the end! Oh no it can't be! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry my friends it is the end. (cries)
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Rurouni Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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*back to wherever*
Author #4: I don't like Darth Bob, let's kill him.
Author 007: Okay, but how? Here's your mochiato...
Author #4: Like this. (snap) (Kenshin's weed/Inushit disappears)
Kenshin: What!? I want my weed!!!!
Author #4: Kenshin if you want you weed back, you will kill Darth Bob. (snap) With this! (give Kenshin a purple lightsaber)
Kenshin: (battousai mode) Die Darth Bob! Hiten-Mitsurugi style lightsaber!!!!
*** Note: Due to the extremely violent nature of this scene, it's description has been omitted from this fanfic for the sake of the readers sanity***
Author #2: If the reader got this far into this crazy fanfic they most have lost their sanity already.
Kenshin: (normal) I have defeated Darth Bob, that I have. Give me my weed.
Sano: (smokes Inushit) What weed?
Megumi: I'm ashamed. You, out of all people, smoking weed.
Kagome: MY HERO!!!!!!! (mouth rapes Sano)
Sano: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Stop beef woman, you're going to make me swallow my (swallows weed/Inushit) weed. (burps)
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Burn him!
Megumi and Kaoru: Yeah! Burn him!
Sano: What! Why me!?
Kenshin: You swallowed my weed, that you did.
Sano: Blame it on the beef woman.
Kagome: My name is Kagome! Ka-go-me, but you can call me Beef Woman if you'd like, honeybuns.
Kenshin: Burn them both!!!
Everyone: Yeah!
*Meanwhile in Sano's digestive track*
Inushit: Hello!? Is anybody here?
Stick: Hello, my name is Stick.
Inushit: Hello Stick. What are you doing here?
Stick: Sano accidentally swallowed me.
Fishbone: Me too.
Sushi: Me three.
Sink: Me four.
Inushit: So how do we get out of here?
Sushi: I guess we just wait.
Sink: Yeah, just wait.
Inushit: Does this guy ever chew his food?
Sushi: No!
Sink: No!
*meanwhile*
Ohkami: Please don't burn them. They are anime characters, just like you guys. So if you can find it in your heart to not burn them and let them live without being burnt crispy.
Shishio: Like me! (blows up)
Kenshin: Burn them all!!!
(Sanosuke, Kagome, and Ohkami are tied to stakes)
Ohkami: T.T I hate you all!
Authors: Here burn them with this. (gives them all canibus)
Kenshin: Okay. (puts canibus around them and lights it on fire)
*Meanwhile back in Sano's digestive track...*
Stick: I got the magic stick. Oh minute I am a magic stick.
Inushit: Isn't that some place else? I bet you Kagome knows where it is.
Sink: Probably.
Sushi: Probably.
*Outside in Authorland*
kenshin: (sniffs) I smell a smell. A kinda of smelly smell that smells... SMELLY! (takes a deep breath) WEED!!!! (romantic muic starts playing)
Maringa: (still in Sesshomaru's body) (hits Kenshin upside the head) I'm done taking over Asia! Maybe I'll take over Europe next.
Mikeal: Can I have Canada?
Starshi: Love those Canadians.
Maringa: Just don't kill anyone. I'll do that!
Hiei: Can I help?
Maringa: Yeah... sure!
Himiko: I want Asia!
Maringa: You can have Taiwan and Australia.
Himiko: I don't want Australia!
Stashi: (australian accent) We can put shrimp on the barbie!
Himiko: Fine I'll take over 2 more continents and trade them for Asia; just not Japan and Korea.
Mikeal: Can I be Lucifer?
Maringa: NO!
Kenshin: (australian accent) I want Australia!
Maringa: Too bad.
Kenshin: Fine! I will own all IHOPS around the world!
Starshi: Here! Wear this pancake suit!
Himiko: Yes, you can have Canada.
Joe: (appears) Yes. I did it!
Mikeal: Did what?
Joe: I made a cloning machine!
Starshi: (big smile) CLONES!!!!!!??? :D
(Mikeal and Starshi look at each other and smile)
Joe: No! No! No! Bad image. (hits Mikeal upside the head)
(yell of surprise from Mikeal)
Himiko: Hey! Look! I found a book!
(The Cover of the book says
Famous Last Word By Nomoradi)
Starshi: She made a book?
Maringa: Who would of thought.
Himiko: Didn't we kill her?
Maringa: Didn't we all get killed at one time or another?
Himiko: ...NO...
Maringa: Uh... yes we did!
Starshi: Time for another " Good Idea, Bad Idea!" Good idea: Playing Catch with your grandma. Bad Idea: Playing catch with your grandma.
The End.
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Rurouni Kohana: 0_0! Is this really the end! Oh no it can't be! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry my friends it is the end. (cries)
