Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Rurouni Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Himiko: WHAT THE HECK!? You should fall off a cliff!
Ingrid: Great...Ah! (falls off cliff)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Vash: Kuroneko- sama! You're back! (gets take away by FBI)
Ingrid: What's up with the FBI?
Maringa: You'd think they'd like us, especially since I got rid of Bush for them...
Mikeal: You got rid of Bush without me? I could've helped!
Maringa: I don't need your help! I don't need anyone's help... unless Hiei wants to help me.
Himiko:... Starshi... do you want Iraq?
Starshi: No...but maybe Maringa would?
Maringa: If I wanted it, I would've called it. Frankly no one wants it.
Bakura: I'll take it, if I get to torture the villagers.
(Author #1: Didn't Sadamn Insane do that already? Oops on with the fanfic.)
Maringa: Done, just stay out of my way.
Inushit: I work at Delta Airlines.
Maringa: If you'll shut up you can own it.
Inushit: Yes! And I shall call it... JEFFREY!!!!!!
Himiko: Jeffrey? You should fall of a cliff!
Inushit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls off cliff)
Starshi: I still don't get why Himiko can makes cliffs appear out of nowhere.
Himiko: (glare) Wanna know how it feels?
Starhi: Oh! I think I hear my mother calling!
Sesshomaru: You humans are weird.
(Author #1: We never switched Sesshomaru and Maringa so lets say we did.)
Starshi: I'm only half. My other half is water sprite. Howere I'm the Reincarnation of " Goddess of Light" (See Wierd Crossovers for details. Starshi. Fanfiction ID 455482)
Maringa: Darkness is better.
Starshi: Everyone has darkness. Even I do. Just not as much as you or Hiei.
Maringa: I'm proud of you... You said something smart for a change.
Hiei: Why do you... things... wear underwear? You must be free.
Starshi:... (looks at Mikeal)
Mikeal: I agree! (puts hands in pants and pulls out boxers)
Starshi: :D! Yes! Who here is bored. Let's go to karoke/ arcade!
Kurama: Himiko, what is that one game with the arrows?
Himiko: Dance Dance Revolution!
Kurama: I like that one song... Desert Rose or Pink Rose or whatever it's called.
Starshi: Let's go! No more talk!
(everyone gets in the van. They arrive)
Mikeal and Joe: Noh!
Starshi: Please? You'll have fun. (does puppy face) (gets on knees)
Mikeal: Fine!
Joe: Fine!
(both start playing)
DDR Game Man: Did you eat breakfast? What kind of step is this? You suck ass! Try harder next time!
FAILED!!!!!!
Mikeal: I'm never doing that again.
Joe: You made me do all the work.
Starshi: -__-()! My turn (goes on DDR pad. Inserts coins. Bumble bee song plays)
DDR Game Man: You Rock! 100 combo! Can't wait to see your next move!
CLEARED!!!!!!
Mikeal: O_O!
Joe: O_O!
Starshi: Try again later. ^_^.
Maringa: Hiei, why don't you try?
Hiei: Sure. (Inserts coins chose "Paranoid") (Hiei goes so fast you can't see him)
DDR game man: OH MY GOD!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome You-you-you-win! (BOOM!!!!!)
Starshi: O_O! You broke it and got perfect... all perfect... didn't miss one.
Inushit: I shall call it... crap!!!!
Himiko: My turn to play on the go-carts!
Starshi: Ok I'll go too. As long as I don't get turned the wrong way! -___- () And the bumper boats...
Himiko: Or reload. Or reload How do you reload!? (laughs)
Maringa: Oh Kohana yelling " Get it! Get it! Get it!" everytime a dinosaur appeared on the screen!
(Author #1: This is referring to Maringa's 14th birthday party and the Jurassic Park Game)
Starshi: Your messed up!
Himiko: Blah! Blah! Blah!
Joe: Sesshomaru!!!!
Sesshomaru: Where Inushit?
(flies on Haku)
Himiko: I still want to know who got the whole Sessho/Haku think.
Maringa: Would you believe Author 007 did it?
Author 007: Yup! :)
Maringa: I just notice something. Himiko's line are mostly " you should fall off a cliff"
Himiko: You should fall off a cliff a cliff. (Maringa just hovers over cliff)
Maringa: Feh.
Yusuke: (appears) I see... I see.. A fish?
(Maringa gets a fish out of nowhere and fish slaps Yusuke)
Maringa: You have been fished slapped!
Sai: Poor Yusuke. (gets eaten by a shark)
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Rurouni Kohana: (stops crying) Phew I thought that was the end! Well just one more chapter left. I hope. Oh yeah the answers for the quiz. B
C
D
A
B
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Rurouni Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Himiko: WHAT THE HECK!? You should fall off a cliff!
Ingrid: Great...Ah! (falls off cliff)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Vash: Kuroneko- sama! You're back! (gets take away by FBI)
Ingrid: What's up with the FBI?
Maringa: You'd think they'd like us, especially since I got rid of Bush for them...
Mikeal: You got rid of Bush without me? I could've helped!
Maringa: I don't need your help! I don't need anyone's help... unless Hiei wants to help me.
Himiko:... Starshi... do you want Iraq?
Starshi: No...but maybe Maringa would?
Maringa: If I wanted it, I would've called it. Frankly no one wants it.
Bakura: I'll take it, if I get to torture the villagers.
(Author #1: Didn't Sadamn Insane do that already? Oops on with the fanfic.)
Maringa: Done, just stay out of my way.
Inushit: I work at Delta Airlines.
Maringa: If you'll shut up you can own it.
Inushit: Yes! And I shall call it... JEFFREY!!!!!!
Himiko: Jeffrey? You should fall of a cliff!
Inushit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls off cliff)
Starshi: I still don't get why Himiko can makes cliffs appear out of nowhere.
Himiko: (glare) Wanna know how it feels?
Starhi: Oh! I think I hear my mother calling!
Sesshomaru: You humans are weird.
(Author #1: We never switched Sesshomaru and Maringa so lets say we did.)
Starshi: I'm only half. My other half is water sprite. Howere I'm the Reincarnation of " Goddess of Light" (See Wierd Crossovers for details. Starshi. Fanfiction ID 455482)
Maringa: Darkness is better.
Starshi: Everyone has darkness. Even I do. Just not as much as you or Hiei.
Maringa: I'm proud of you... You said something smart for a change.
Hiei: Why do you... things... wear underwear? You must be free.
Starshi:... (looks at Mikeal)
Mikeal: I agree! (puts hands in pants and pulls out boxers)
Starshi: :D! Yes! Who here is bored. Let's go to karoke/ arcade!
Kurama: Himiko, what is that one game with the arrows?
Himiko: Dance Dance Revolution!
Kurama: I like that one song... Desert Rose or Pink Rose or whatever it's called.
Starshi: Let's go! No more talk!
(everyone gets in the van. They arrive)
Mikeal and Joe: Noh!
Starshi: Please? You'll have fun. (does puppy face) (gets on knees)
Mikeal: Fine!
Joe: Fine!
(both start playing)
DDR Game Man: Did you eat breakfast? What kind of step is this? You suck ass! Try harder next time!
FAILED!!!!!!
Mikeal: I'm never doing that again.
Joe: You made me do all the work.
Starshi: -__-()! My turn (goes on DDR pad. Inserts coins. Bumble bee song plays)
DDR Game Man: You Rock! 100 combo! Can't wait to see your next move!
CLEARED!!!!!!
Mikeal: O_O!
Joe: O_O!
Starshi: Try again later. ^_^.
Maringa: Hiei, why don't you try?
Hiei: Sure. (Inserts coins chose "Paranoid") (Hiei goes so fast you can't see him)
DDR game man: OH MY GOD!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome You-you-you-win! (BOOM!!!!!)
Starshi: O_O! You broke it and got perfect... all perfect... didn't miss one.
Inushit: I shall call it... crap!!!!
Himiko: My turn to play on the go-carts!
Starshi: Ok I'll go too. As long as I don't get turned the wrong way! -___- () And the bumper boats...
Himiko: Or reload. Or reload How do you reload!? (laughs)
Maringa: Oh Kohana yelling " Get it! Get it! Get it!" everytime a dinosaur appeared on the screen!
(Author #1: This is referring to Maringa's 14th birthday party and the Jurassic Park Game)
Starshi: Your messed up!
Himiko: Blah! Blah! Blah!
Joe: Sesshomaru!!!!
Sesshomaru: Where Inushit?
(flies on Haku)
Himiko: I still want to know who got the whole Sessho/Haku think.
Maringa: Would you believe Author 007 did it?
Author 007: Yup! :)
Maringa: I just notice something. Himiko's line are mostly " you should fall off a cliff"
Himiko: You should fall off a cliff a cliff. (Maringa just hovers over cliff)
Maringa: Feh.
Yusuke: (appears) I see... I see.. A fish?
(Maringa gets a fish out of nowhere and fish slaps Yusuke)
Maringa: You have been fished slapped!
Sai: Poor Yusuke. (gets eaten by a shark)
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Rurouni Kohana: (stops crying) Phew I thought that was the end! Well just one more chapter left. I hope. Oh yeah the answers for the quiz. B
C
D
A
B
