Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Rurouni Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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Kenshin: (appear wearing rapper clothes) (Sean Paul's voice) Yeah, yeah yeah. Feel it now. Yeah, yeah yeah. Seana Paul. I don't really care what people say, that I don't. I don't wanna watch what them wa do, that I don't. Stick my girls like glue. (blah blah) Tookie tookie. That it is.

Sanosuke: Karoke time! (dresses like 50 cent) G-g-g-g-g g- unit! I don't know what you heard about me. But you can't get a dollar outta me. No cadalliac's no perms you can see I'm fuckin' p.i.m.p.

Kagome: And I'm your bitch.

Sano: Hell naw. Now I have to start all over again. (music starts) G-g-g-g- g unit. 50 cent: Hey look at the japanese boy singing my song. (give Sano props) You can be in my crew G, you down.

Sano: Fo' sho' (to everyone else) I'm going to start my rap career as Zanza, rapper for hire.

Kenshin: (jamaican accent) What about me , I want to be a rapper too, that I do.

50 cent: (to Kenshin) You as scrawny as hell.

Kenshin: What do I have to do to be a famous rapper like Sanosuke.

Sano: I prefer to be referred to as the Gangsta formally known as Zanza.

50 cent: Come on Zanza let's go terrorize Ja rule.

Sano: Okay. (disappears with 50 cent)

Kagome: Wait!? Sano, I wanna be your bitch!

50 cent: (comes back with the Gangsta formally known as Zanza) You gotta a girl, boy?

Sano: Uh, I guess so.

Kagome: Really!? (mouth rapes Sano)

50 cent: Damn! What a freaky bitch. Come on and take the ho with you.

Sano: What!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! (mouth rapes Sanosuke)

Inushit: oh wee ooh killer tofu.

Ohkami: I ee ooh killer tofu. Yeah!

Inushit: How the hell did you get here?

Ohkami: Through the magic of music. (sings)

Intercom: Attention! From this poin on singing is banned from Authorland. Hey that rhymed. Anyways anyone caught singing shall be uh... kicked in the ass.

Inushit: F*ck you, you stupid intercom.

Miroku: (gasps) How dare you curse the voice of god!

Sango: That's not the voice of god, you fag muffin.

Kenshin: I love muffins, that I do.

Ohkami: I though you liked pancakes.

Kenshin: I like both that I do.

Kohana: Hey everybody let's go watch Sano get his ass kicked.

Himiko: Oh yeah. He's having a concert in downtown Authorland.

*Meanwhile in Downtown Authorland*

50 cent: (sighs) Come on Zanza.

Sano: Okay! Okay! (beat starts) Yo... yo... look... check it. 1...2...1...2.

50 cent: Hurry up and rap!

Sanosuke: Shut up I'm trying to get my flow.

50 cent: (rolls eyes) Just rap already.

Sano: FINE!!!! What do I rap about.

50 cent: Anything... something you saw or something you ate or something you f*cked.

Sano: oooooohhh. Gotcha. Cue the beat in man (beat comes in) I saw a pidgeon and he crashed into the window then I was like... yo... bird why you flyin' into the window. Check it. (another beat come in) I ate a cherry pie and a sink it was good. I accidentally swallowed weed once. Um... yo... wassup G. Cue another beat in. (another beat come in) I drank a soda for breakfast. I f*cked... uh... uh.. I f*cked... uh... pass? (music scratches)

50 cent: You aint f*cked nobody yet!?

Sano: I have I just can't remember. Let me think. (thinks) There was that one time in cancun... and that time with Megumi in the shower. Oh I can't forget that time with Kenshin in the closet, I think I was drunk that time. Oh and that one time with that one chick in that one place.

50 cent: O_O! Just make something up.

Sano: Okay. Gotcha! (beat starts) Yo... yo.. mike check... testing 123 yo.. there was this one time with his one chick in this one place.... uh.. yeah.. homie... wassup gangsta.

50 cent: Interesting? Listen to me rap...

***NOTE: Due to the explict lyrics contained in 50 cent's rap we cannot allow you to read it, but you can go pick up 50 cent's CD at your local music store for 19.95. G-unit***

50 cent: And that is how it goes.

Sano: Interesting!

Kenshin: WEED!

Inushit: PIDGON!

*** Sorry are having some technical difficulties please stay tuned for the rest of the fanfic.

Everybody: We hoped you enjoy our fanfic.

Kenshin: You sure helped out alot, that you did.

Sano: Sure did.

Kenshin: (sings) Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart. You know with me and you and our dog Inu. We can do anything...

Inushit: (jumps and crashes into camera) Ow. (face slides off camera leaving a trail of drool)

Everybody:.. that we wanna do!! !We can do anything that we wanna do! Bye! Bye! Bye!

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Kenshin: Wait not yet! (crosses out sign)

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Kenshin: We have one more song to sing, that we do. (clears throat)(Castle in the clouds starts) There is a pancake in the clouds... I like to fly there in my dreams. A place where I can some some weed. Here on my pancake in the clouds. There is a pa(The End)!!!

Edward: Now Edward writes the fanfic.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ed: Ed was only going to write "The End". Bye Bye!

Everyone: -_______-()

The End. (No really go away... what are you still doing here? Do you want us to sic Hiei on your stupid ass? Or what about Sesshomaru. Tough guy huh. Okay we warned you... Himiko.

Himiko: You should fall off a cliff. (readers fall off cliff)

Matrix Robot Guy: None of this fanfic happened. It was just your imagination. You wasted your precious time reading this. Now go do something productive... like drinking powerade... because you are a battery and batteries need to recharge.

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Rurouni Kohana's notes: Hello folks I hoped you liked our fanfic. We have a sister fic called Cowabunga and it's in it's second book. Anyway once Cowabunga's typed up check it out. I'd like to say thanks to all those who review and read our story. It was good to know that people actually kind of understood this sorta. Anyway We don't own any cartoon, anime, song, school, or person who appeared in our fic. We don't own 50 cent, Ja rule, George Bush, and R.Kelly. Please do not sue us for we are only high school students. We hope nobody was offended by what was used in our fanfic and if you were please contact us and we'll try to fix the problem. If you weren't offended then please go read:

Weird Crossovers by Starshi Fanfiction I.D. 455482.

Chained Hunters by Rora, Vace, and Jarco (Ohkami's MSN group) Fictionpress I.D. 361294.

Being Grown Up by Rurouni Kohana Fanfiction I.D. 358473.

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Rurouni Kohana: Hello? Since we made all of our readers fall of a cliff.

Everyone: Now?

RK: Yeah.

Everyone: This is the end.

Kenshin: That it is.