Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings, just the DVD's. I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, just the DVD. Okay?

RingPirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the Rum Chapter 3: The Scene With The Cool Music That We All Love.

All of a sudden, the scene floats out over the ocean. You see a pretty boat- ship, I mean ship- more accurately, the mast of a ship. Then you see a guy. More accurately, the back of a guy. Okay, now we're seeing the front of the guy. NOW we hear the cool music: DA DA DA da da DA DA DA da da DA DA. okay, enough cool music. WE don't know this guy's name, but he needs a name. Let's call him "tipsy boy." He looks rather tipsy, if you know what I mean. Well, anyway, he looks down, and apparently he doesn't like what he sees. So he jumps off his mast, and you see that he's in a boat. Not a ship, a boat. Okay? Boat, not ship. Not ship, boat. Get it? Thank you. Anyway, as Tipsy boy is bailing out his boat (Because that's why he looked down in the first place, it was full of water), he looks up, and sees some people hanging from a tree. Okay, they're skeletons, and they're hanging from a board. Their long black cloaks mark them as RingPirates, and Tipsy boy stands up. He takes off his hat, and salutes them. And more cool music plays. DA DA DAA da da DA DA DA da da DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA., okay, enough with the cool music. We are through. THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But maybe not. Okay, this is enough! We need to get back to the plot!! This is very important, hazardous to your health if you don't read. Maybe if I don't write, you'll give me reviews for what I didn't write, and then I'll write what I didn't write that you reviewed. You know what I mean? OKAY! Back to the plot. for the second time.

The scene changes into Port Robbityl. (Yes, this is a mix between Hobbiton and Port Royal, okay?) Anyway, all these guys on ships look up. And what do they see but Tipsy boy, standing on his mast, as his ship slowly sinks into the water. Just as it hits the bottom, he reaches the dock, and steps off in a very impressive and dramatic way. He saunters off in a rather tipsy manner- but, after all, his name is tipsy boy! An old man sees him walking off, and glares at him in an imperious manner.

"Don't you know nothing in this world is free?" he demands. Tipsy boy looks rather confused. The old man shakes his head. "It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock."

Tipsy boy looks down at his boat almost completely submerged in water. The old man looks too, and gets the point.

"I shall need to know your name," he continues.

"Like hell I'll tell you!" Tipsy boy exclaims, and then catches hold of himself. "Ahem. What do you say to one shilling and we forget the name."

The old man considers this. "Five shillings."

"Two!"

"Four!"

"Three!"

"Welcome to Port Robbityl, Mr. Smith," says the old man, as Tipsy boy forks over three shillings. As Tipsy boy walks away, he snatches up the old man's bag of money, and shakes it mockingly, and strolls on.

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Elizabeth yawned. Will wasn't at the coronation, so she didn't want to be there either. 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Aragorn Norrington finally reached the front of the fort, where Gandalf stood looking proud. He handed Norrington the sword, and Norrington went to toss it to the other hand, but dropped it. "I've got it!" he shouted, and then tripped as he lunged for it, and fell flat on his face. Everyone gasped in horror. Had he marred his handsome face?

"I'm alright!" Norrington shouted out as he stood up. How egotistical. First, it's 'I've got it!" and now 'I'm alright!" Does he think anyone cares about him? NO. We're all waiting for the scene to change back to Tipsy boy or Will Greenleaf, both of which are very good looking. Okay, well, Elizabeth is tugging at her corset. I guess the thing's just a little bit tight, don't you? Anyway, the scene is back to Tipsy boy in.

REVIEWS! I refuse to write anymore of this story until you review, and to "Abby" the anynonomous reviewer, I refuse to change the title of this chapter, because it rocks. I love this music. I listen to it all the time. Okay? And I'm not doing anything stupid. It's stupid to review a story and call it stupid. SAVVY?