That Damn Evans

By Stolen-Angel

Disclaimer:Hey all I'm not JKR I dont own the chars, and in fact some of the sayings i got goin i got from a L. Rennison book, think thats how to spell it, if not my humble apologies.

Reviewers:armeeta,darksarchangel,sting-23, and Queen Julia. Thank you all your reviews are very much so appriciated, i'm not goin to individually answer review questions like i did before, but i will say this, spose to look like a hypocrit, will work on the james's thoughts thing, and thats all i remember as i dont have my reviews up right now.

Chapter Three: A third chapter

I was settled beside the fire watching Padfoot and Moony play chess. Stupid game chess. Never was very good at it. Especially when I played that first year, what was his name... Ah yes. Bill Weasley.

I watched her out of the corner of my eye. Once again she was sitting with the dull prats she called her friends. Of course they weren't really her friends but she refused to believe that.

The nerve of her. Saying my friends dont care. Ha, take a look in the mirror Lily. My friends at least are true.

I was angry with her, but for some unknown reason whenever I tried to stay mad, I couldnt. No matter how hard I try there was something about Lily that wouldnt let me stay mad at her, something that i would just have to look at her and I would instantly fall for her. I wanted her.

The solution sounds simple, odviously this is all the doing of hormones.But weren't hormones spose to affect your well other frame of thinking. Causing only sexual thoughts, not thoughts of romance and such things. Clearly I'm losing my mind.

All Lily's friends went completely jelloid around me. Acting even more brainless then they normally did.

It was sad to see Lily acting this way. Especially now that I know that shes not really like that. That she only acts like a ditz on purpose for the sake of a mask that will let her have fake friends. People pretending they like her. For the person she pretended to be.

After thinking about it for a while. I was no longer angery with her. I saw it that she just needed help. Friends, real friends. I had to help her out. Get her real friends, or at least let her out of the rut she is in.

I was pulled from my thoughts by Sirius, "Hey Prongs, why dont we go prowl the town tonight. We could use the cloak and sneek out."

Remus was giving us one of those looks that said "Dont even go there you stupid gits". But I didnt want to. "No not now Sirius. You know my luck with women."

"Yeah its great. They all love you, and those that dont just need one of your 'James Potter Specialty Snogs', that always convinces them."

Peter sat down, just getting back from the kitchens. "I bet if he gave Evans one of those right now, he'd have her in a second."

Sirius just glared at him. "We're trying to help him forget the red headed bimbo."

It was my turn to glare, "Excuse me Sirius. But what if I dont want to forget her? What if I actually want to take Wormtails advice right now?"

He looked at me with a look of great frustration, "Fine. If you want to waste your time go ahead. No ones stopping you."

Now all three of them had their eyes on me. Just egging me on, thinking I wouldnt do it.

But would I? I mean, the whole thing could back-fire, leaving me scolded, Lily friendless, and my friends quite dead for egging me on knowing I would do something like this. The question is, would I?

Well...I did. Dont get me wrong, I didnt just walk over there and snog her brains out. No, I did it smoothly, with style.

I walked over there and sat on the armrest of Lily's chair. "Good evening girls," I said casually flashing them a 'James Potter Orginal Melting Moments smile'. Okay so I had no life if I named my smiles and snogs according to how well they work and the reactions. Thats all Sirius's fault. He was the one who encouraged me to do so.

They all went jelloid. Well except for Lily, she just acted like she was acting embarassed I sat on her chair. But thats all it was, acting. And I knew it.

The girl I knew was called Felicia looked at m, "So, whats up James? You dont normally join our gaggle."

I flashed another smile and put my arm around Lily, "Well you know I just wanted to see if Lily has thought about the answer to the question I've been asking her."

Another girl called Tiffany looked over all excited like , "What question would that be?"

Lily looked up at me and said sweetly, too sweetly, "Yes James which question might that be?"

I smirked, "The one starting with 'will you' and ending with 'go out with me'. That one Lily. Remember?"

The girls all shrieked and giggled, whereas Lily sat there, quietly. Deciding her fate mine.

"Well?" one of her friends asked.

"It shouldnt be a hard answer," said another.

Very quietly Lily replied, "Okay I will."

My heart skipped a beat, then started flying. This was better then that time I caught the snitch two minutes after the start of game whistle.

I made her get up ans slid into her spot and pulled her back down so she was sitting on my lap.

The rest of the girls went 'Aww' then went back to talking about the importants; make up, boys, etc. Then Lily leaned her head into mine, for what I hoped would be to whisper sweet nothings in my ear. But instead I got "I'm goin to kill you Potter."

I whispered back, "Is that any way to talk to your new boyfriend?" to top it all off I started giving her little kisses starting at her ear then goin down her neck.

Once again there was a sea of 'Awws' and she whispered to me, "I'm goin to kill you."

I whispered back you cant hun. Too many witnesses."

"Is that why you chose to do it now? The witnesses?"

I grinned, "I knew after the talk we had this mornin if I asked you out in front of your friends, you wouldnt turn me down."

"Theres a reason for that."

"And that would be?"

"I dont like you."

"I could change that," I said, sounding as arrogant as ever. Who cared if it sounded arrogant it was true.

"How so?"

That was it. It was as if someone flicked a switch to activate the 'James Potter Specialty Snog'. I leaned her head towards mine and I kissed her, passionately, affectionately, powerfully, lovingly, well... thats what I've heard girls I'd given that kiss describe it as. But this time, it was more to it than usual. Like a spark inside me lit up and took over, burning with intensity, especially when Lily let out a moan, and let me in.

AN Was that good? I dont know I think it was about as bad as some said chap two was.oh well, i'm workin on it peeps.

Next chapter: How does Lily react to James once the kiss is over?

Is it really goin to be that easy for James to get Lily?

Find out next time on omg I have cheesey Authors notes, aka That Damn Evans.