That Damn Evans

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A/N: Sorry y'all, I'm not going to do any individual shout outs to reviewers, you know who you are, and i love you all for reviewing and reading ma story. But anyways you all want me to update so I'll get on with it.

Chapter Four: The forth chapter 4 you

I lay awake in my bed staring up at the canopy of my four poster bed. It has happened. Lily was my girlfriend. She dint expect me to snog her in front of the whole common room. Oh well that just means she under estimated James Ulisies Potter, or as my older brother called me, James Useless Potter. Stupid git, whats a good way to get back at him other than the fact that I proved him wrong about me, I'm not useless, I just got the girl I liked more than anything, that hated me more than anything to fall madly in love with me.

Mind you whether the snog did its job or failed for the first time ever. I still have to talk to her when she's not around her friends so that I can find out if our relationship is just an act. After all, she is the one who cant act like herself when around her friends and proved it by agreeing to go out with me in front of them all. For once Peter's advice actually worked.

Speaking of Peter where is the little guy. He's not in his bed right now. Probably in the common room or sneaking down to the kitchens to get something to eat. The little tyke was always eating, surprised he didnt grow bigger for his age rather than the small little guy he was. Sure he was a little round but that was to be expected by the way he was constantly eating.

The door creaked and someone stumbled in trying to act quietly, which in their case was very loud and shocking that they didnt wake the whole school."Whosethere?" I asked shooting up in bed.

"Go back to sleep James its just me, I got hungry and snuck down to the kitchens," came Peter's quiet voice in the dark.

So I just rolled over and went to sleep, dreamin sweet dreams of Lily, remembering the sweet taste of her mouth.

Next morning...

As it was Sunday I had every intention of sleeping in till like noonish. But at ten thirty i was awoken by something light, yet heavy on my stomach, I opened my eyes and saw Lily sitting on my stomach. Thinking this was all a dream, empty dorm and Lily on me, I just wrapped my arm around her waist and rolled over taking her with me.

She didnt protest, at least not physically. "James," she said quietly.

"Yes dear?" I muttered against her neck.

"What are you doing?" she asked through gritted teeth.

"Shh, go to sleep Lily I'm too tired to pleasure you now," I muttered still thinking this was all a dream and I didnt really have Lily Evans in my bed.

She rolled over and sat up very very fast and shook me, "Wake up James! Wake up! Wake up!"

The it hit me, I wasnt dreaming. Lily really was in my bed in an empty dorm. I shot up right away and looked at her in shock. "Morning dear," I said slapping on an embarrassed huge smile.

She looked at me with her usual 'I'm-going-to-kill-you' looks. Then out of nowhere she burst out laughing, falling back onto my bed. I looked at her funny, "Are you okay Lily?"

In a sleepy voice she replied, "Not now hun, I'm too tired to pleasure you." Then she went off on the giggles again.

I rolled my eyes and layed back down, I would sleep till she stopped laughing. But she didnt think that way, she woke me again, still laughing. "Lily hunny, if you dont stop laughing, I wont get up. Now is there a point to your visit. Not that I dont enjoy having you alone in my dorm with no one else around, but is there a reason?"

Through giggles she said, "Yeah the girls told me to come get you 'cause they want you to join us in the library today."

It was my turn to burst out laughing, this was hilarious. James Ulisies Potter, go into a library? Hilarious! "Umm... no. I dont go in libraries hun," she got up to leave, probably 'cause I wasnt going to go with her to the library, "But dont go far because you arent hanging out with your friends today."

She turned around looking all huffy, "And whys that?"

" 'Cause your hanging out with me an my friends today. I hung out with yours last night so hang out with mine today."

"But I didnt ask you to hang out with my friends last night. An-" Before she could nag me any further i pulled her back down and gave her another 'James-Potter-Specialty-Snogs'. Hopefully that would shut her up.

It did. She sat down on the edge of my bed again, "Hurry up and get up then."

Forgetting I was getting dressed in front of Lily, I just got out of my bed and began putting clothes on over my boxers, not before giving Lily a good view of my rock hard torso. Ehehe torso, ok fine my chesty abdominal areas, I just thought I would try to impress myself by using a big word like torso to make myself sound intelligent but no, cant. Oh well on with everything else.

"I'll meet you in the common room James," Lily said getting up looking slightly flushed.

I nodded. Then it hit me. How stupid of me, I should have waited for her to leave, that way she didnt get a free view of something she didnt want to see just yet. Key words, just yet. But alas cant change that now, and judging by the look on her face neither one of us would want to. Score one to James Ulisies Potter.

When I came downstairs she was sitting in one part of the common room and my friends were in our usual place by the fire, why Lily didnt think to just go join them since i was making her hang out with them today anyway i dont know but here she was sitting very far away from them. I held out my hand and led her over to the fire side seats. Sitting in my usual spot pulling her down onto my lap, much like i had done with her in her spot last night.

"Morning boys," I said looking at the guys.

Remus smiled, while Peter grinned like a badger and Sirius looked very unhappy. Probably because i didnt take his advice and just forget about Lily. But who cares. Isnt it my decision if i want to like someone or not? Oh well Sirius would just have to live with this.

That day we just hung out, like most teens do. We had a blast. Even Sirius enjoyed himself. And furthermore i think Lily liked it and is beginning to fall for me. Things couldnt get any better than this.

A/N: its short its boring and doesnt say much, i know i'm sorry and i promise i will start to work on it a lot more, a lot, i'll try to update bare minimum of once ever 3days.