G'day mates. Here is a second installment… and this time it includes a part that happy molecule wrote. It will be in bold. And let's continue on with the story!

Just a note: when I call this co-written, it means that no-one consulted me about what to write when they started. Just took it and started writing…. Literally.

*I don't own the characters. I own the depressing story I put them in. *

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Chapter two

11:45

Oh look, there's some rocks.

11:46

Oh look, there's some rocks.

11:47

Oh look, there's some rocks.

11:48

Argh! Get me out of here!

11:49

"Somebody get me out of here!"

11:50

Oh. Snape just woke up and told me to quit that infernal racket.

11:51

I called him a slimy turd.

11:52

He said he's not a turd, he's a git, and anyway turds are not slimy, they're rough.

11:53

Snape realised that he just insulted himself and started howling. Ah! NO! the sound is horrible!

11:53 and a bit.

I kicked him in the butt and now he's crying again. What a baby.

11:54

I called him a baby.

11:55

Still crying.

11:56

I called him a turd.

11:57

Still crying.

11:58

I threatened to jinx him.

11:59

Still crying.

12:00

I threatened to leave him there (right on noon)

12:01

Great Lords he stopped! I am saved from the hideous noise!

12:01 and a bit.

Oh no, he's grabbing me by my ankles and pleading me not to leave him there.

12:02

Oh God. SNAPE is begging me and not even giving me detention. I have to note this day and time down forever in here.

12:02 and a bit.

Wait – I already have.

12:03

I told Snape to stop pleading.

12:04

Still pleading.

12:05

I told Snape to stop pleading again.

12:06

Still pleading.

12:07

I told Snape to stop pleading AGAIN!!!

12:08

Still – "Argh! Stop that you, I'm going

12:08 and a bit.

Ergh! Snape's got his hands around my neck and is threatening to strangle me if I go without him. this is Severus Snape the slimeball we're talking about here, whose favourite student is Draco Malfoy!

12:09

I just told Snape that I won't go without him if he stops crying and pleading and that even birds without lips are better than him.

12:10

Utterly insulted but scared that I'll go without him, Snape agreed. Okay, for the first time ever, I HAVE POWER OVER SNAPE!!!

12:11

Damn it! Snape said that he's only go if I hold his hand, as if we're gay! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

12:12

I told him I'd go without him.

12:13

He told me that he'd strangle me and cry.

12:14

I give up.

12:16.

Fine. So I'm walking in the Forest with SNAPE holding my hand. What sort of world is this?

12:17

Argh! Spiders!

12:18

Argh! Hagrid's Skrewt!

12:19

Argh! Snape's hugging me! Eeeeeeeeew!

12:19 and a bit.

Oh, he saw worms.

12:19 and 2 bits.

Argh! Worms!

12:20

Now Snape says he's hungry. Does this guy ever shut up?

12:21

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!! He's eating the worms. Oh god, I think I'm going to be sick.

12:22

*vomiting noises.*

12:28

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!! Snape just ate the vomit as well!

12:29

And worse, he's holding my hand again and he used that hand to eat the vomit. This is, what, the worst day ever.

12:30

Now Snape wants to go to the toilet. You can work out why for yourself. Great, how are we supposed to find a toilet in this Forest?

12:31

And would I still have to hold his hand when he does this business? Ah, I can't take this, I'm going to yell.

12:32

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"

12:33

Snape just looked at me dumbly and insisted that he needed to go to the loo. What have I done to deserve this?

12:37

OK, so we found a port-a-loo. I mean, I found a port-a-loo. Snape just held my hand, shaking as if he couldn't hold the piss in.

12:38

Waiting for Snape to get out. Still holding his hand through the half-closed door.

12:39

Waiting.

12:40

Waiting.

12:50

Waiting. I wonder what's Harry doing now?

12:51

What's he DOING in there?

12:52

"Snape! Hello!"

12:53

No answer

12:54

What if he died in there?

12:55

Not that I'd be unhappy, but still.

12:56

OMG, I'm holding a dead person's hand. MUST LET GO…

12:57

Can't let go of Snape's hand. Nooooooo…

12:58

Okay, maybe he isn't dead. Just – fainted somehow. But what the HELL am I supposed to do?

12:59

It's very blurry.

13:00

Wait – I'm getting sleepy… closing eyes…

(A/N: okay, this is still me but Snape's going to write now so I'll use underlined words. Cya in a bit…)

13:10

Hello, I am Severus Snape. I am writing in stupid Weasley's diary. I don't know why.

13:11

Hey, Weasley's asleep… I could take his money and run away!

13:12

Damn, Weasley's too poor to carry around any money… All he has in his pockets are Chocolate Frogs. Oh well, better than nothing. I'll leave Weasley and take his Chocolate frogs.

13:13

I mean, I'll take Weasley's Chocolate Frogs and leave him here.

15:00

What?

15:01

Oh, I slept for 2 hours.

15:02

TWO HOURS?! Getting up. How –

15:02 and a bit.

Ouch! I bumped my head on the port-a-loo door. It's wide open.

15:03

Wait a minute… Why is it wide open? And –

15:03 and a bit.

SNAPE'S GONE!!!

15:04

And he's taken all my Chocolate Frogs. No!!!!

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a longer 2nd chapter… can you believe that that was 6 pages on MS Word? Wow. Anyway, hope you enjoyed that. And those who like edge wedgy's writing, there will be more of that coming very soon…