G'day mates. Here is a second installment… and this time it includes a part that happy molecule wrote. It will be in bold. And let's continue on with the story!
Just a note: when I call this co-written, it means that no-one consulted me about what to write when they started. Just took it and started writing…. Literally.
*I don't own the characters. I own the depressing story I put them in. *
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Chapter two
11:45
Oh look, there's some rocks.
11:46
Oh look, there's some rocks.
11:47
Oh look, there's some rocks.
11:48
Argh! Get me out of here!
11:49
"Somebody get me out of here!"
11:50
Oh. Snape just woke up and told me to quit that infernal racket.
11:51
I called him a slimy turd.
11:52
He said he's not a turd, he's a git, and anyway turds are not slimy, they're rough.
11:53
Snape realised that he just insulted himself and started howling. Ah! NO! the sound is horrible!
11:53 and a bit.
I kicked him in the butt and now he's crying again. What a baby.
11:54
I called him a baby.
11:55
Still crying.
11:56
I called him a turd.
11:57
Still crying.
11:58
I threatened to jinx him.
11:59
Still crying.
12:00
I threatened to leave him there (right on noon)
12:01
Great Lords he stopped! I am saved from the hideous noise!
12:01 and a bit.
Oh no, he's grabbing me by my ankles and pleading me not to leave him there.
12:02
Oh God. SNAPE is begging me and not even giving me detention. I have to note this day and time down forever in here.
12:02 and a bit.
Wait – I already have.
12:03
I told Snape to stop pleading.
12:04
Still pleading.
12:05
I told Snape to stop pleading again.
12:06
Still pleading.
12:07
I told Snape to stop pleading AGAIN!!!
12:08
Still – "Argh! Stop that you, I'm going
12:08 and a bit.
Ergh! Snape's got his hands around my neck and is threatening to strangle me if I go without him. this is Severus Snape the slimeball we're talking about here, whose favourite student is Draco Malfoy!
12:09
I just told Snape that I won't go without him if he stops crying and pleading and that even birds without lips are better than him.
12:10
Utterly insulted but scared that I'll go without him, Snape agreed. Okay, for the first time ever, I HAVE POWER OVER SNAPE!!!
12:11
Damn it! Snape said that he's only go if I hold his hand, as if we're gay! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
12:12
I told him I'd go without him.
12:13
He told me that he'd strangle me and cry.
12:14
I give up.
12:16.
Fine. So I'm walking in the Forest with SNAPE holding my hand. What sort of world is this?
12:17
Argh! Spiders!
12:18
Argh! Hagrid's Skrewt!
12:19
Argh! Snape's hugging me! Eeeeeeeeew!
12:19 and a bit.
Oh, he saw worms.
12:19 and 2 bits.
Argh! Worms!
12:20
Now Snape says he's hungry. Does this guy ever shut up?
12:21
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!! He's eating the worms. Oh god, I think I'm going to be sick.
12:22
*vomiting noises.*
12:28
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!! Snape just ate the vomit as well!
12:29
And worse, he's holding my hand again and he used that hand to eat the vomit. This is, what, the worst day ever.
12:30
Now Snape wants to go to the toilet. You can work out why for yourself. Great, how are we supposed to find a toilet in this Forest?
12:31
And would I still have to hold his hand when he does this business? Ah, I can't take this, I'm going to yell.
12:32
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
12:33
Snape just looked at me dumbly and insisted that he needed to go to the loo. What have I done to deserve this?
12:37
OK, so we found a port-a-loo. I mean, I found a port-a-loo. Snape just held my hand, shaking as if he couldn't hold the piss in.
12:38
Waiting for Snape to get out. Still holding his hand through the half-closed door.
12:39
Waiting.
12:40
Waiting.
12:50
Waiting. I wonder what's Harry doing now?
12:51
What's he DOING in there?
12:52
"Snape! Hello!"
12:53
No answer
12:54
What if he died in there?
12:55
Not that I'd be unhappy, but still.
12:56
OMG, I'm holding a dead person's hand. MUST LET GO…
12:57
Can't let go of Snape's hand. Nooooooo…
12:58
Okay, maybe he isn't dead. Just – fainted somehow. But what the HELL am I supposed to do?
12:59
It's very blurry.
13:00
Wait – I'm getting sleepy… closing eyes…
(A/N: okay, this is still me but Snape's going to write now so I'll use underlined words. Cya in a bit…)
13:10
Hello, I am Severus Snape. I am writing in stupid Weasley's diary. I don't know why.
13:11
Hey, Weasley's asleep… I could take his money and run away!
13:12
Damn, Weasley's too poor to carry around any money… All he has in his pockets are Chocolate Frogs. Oh well, better than nothing. I'll leave Weasley and take his Chocolate frogs.
13:13
I mean, I'll take Weasley's Chocolate Frogs and leave him here.
15:00
What?
15:01
Oh, I slept for 2 hours.
15:02
TWO HOURS?! Getting up. How –
15:02 and a bit.
Ouch! I bumped my head on the port-a-loo door. It's wide open.
15:03
Wait a minute… Why is it wide open? And –
15:03 and a bit.
SNAPE'S GONE!!!
15:04
And he's taken all my Chocolate Frogs. No!!!!
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a longer 2nd chapter… can you believe that that was 6 pages on MS Word? Wow. Anyway, hope you enjoyed that. And those who like edge wedgy's writing, there will be more of that coming very soon…
