Here we go again… Sorry I took so long, I've actually finished the story, it's just that I procrastinated and did not update… Don't sue…
*I don't own the characters. I own the depressing story I put them in.*
(By the way, I am female and edgy wedgy does also have an account. His bits are in italics.)
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15:05
The good thing about yelling in a forest is that there is no one to be louder and out-yell me. Nooooo!!!!!!
15:06.
What's that awful noise?
15:07
Somebody save me, it's Harry Potter singing! And it's getting closer and louder!
15:08.
Cover ears – must – not – listen –
15:09.
It's almost unbearable now. I'm dying! It's horrible…
15:10.
I've lost senses. Where am I?
15:11.
Wait – the sound's stopped and I'm lying next to the port-a-loo. What happened to Harry's singing? I like cheese.
15:12
Someone's calling me.
15:12 and a bit.
Oh, it's Harry. What's he doing here?
15:13.
He says he came after me to get some of my chocolate frogs.
15:14.
Well, that's useless, Snape's got all of them.
15:15.
And so Harry's determined. He's going after Snape to get my chocolate frogs. Well, I certainly ain't going to look for Snape.
15:16.
But Harry says he won't give me any Frogs if I don't go along.
15:17.
I reminded him that they're MY Frogs anyway.
15:18
Harry said 'Finders Keepers'. Oh, why is this world filled with people who drive such hard bargains?
15:19
Still arguing. I called Harry a poo-brain.
15:20.
Harry called me a poo-brain.
15:20 and a half.
I said that MY word, so don't copy.
15:21
Hermione told us to grow up.
15:22
Hermione's sheep said 'baa'.
15:23.
Hang on – Hermion's here? And where did she get a sheep from?
15:24.
Oh, apparently the sheep is just Crookshanks but Hermione wanted to show off her cleverness so she transfigured him into a sheep.
15:24 and a bit.
Well, I dunno if she's notice but Crookshanks the sheep only has three legs and he looks very retarded.
15:24 and more bits.
And I thought Hermione's a genius. Hah! But I'm glad she's here… She'd know that it's a bad idea to go chasing after Snape.
15:25.
Err… maybe not. She says she would do anything Harry does.
15:26.
And she says I'd better come otherwise she'd never let me copy her homework again.
15:27.
I said she'd never let me copy her homework before anyway.
15:28.
Ow! Crookshanks the sheep kicked my butt and because he was only on two legs, he fell over.
15:29.
I just removed the sheep's remaining legs with a leg-removal spell.
15:29 and 6 seconds.
Hermione just kicked me and put on FOUR legs. I shall remove them once more.
15:30.
Damn, Hermione added another 6 legs and put a mute spell on me. I've lost my voice.
15:31.
And she's yelling at me and I can't even yell back.
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Sorry, that was a tad short, I do apologise, but the most exciting bits come in next time… more edgy wedgy is along the way, a bit of romance, a bit of slash…
