Here we go again… Sorry I took so long, I've actually finished the story, it's just that I procrastinated and did not update… Don't sue…

*I don't own the characters. I own the depressing story I put them in.*

(By the way, I am female and edgy wedgy does also have an account. His bits are in italics.)

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15:05

The good thing about yelling in a forest is that there is no one to be louder and out-yell me. Nooooo!!!!!!

15:06.

What's that awful noise?

15:07

Somebody save me, it's Harry Potter singing! And it's getting closer and louder!

15:08.

Cover ears – must – not – listen –

15:09.

It's almost unbearable now. I'm dying! It's horrible…

15:10.

I've lost senses. Where am I?

15:11.

Wait – the sound's stopped and I'm lying next to the port-a-loo. What happened to Harry's singing? I like cheese.

15:12

Someone's calling me.

15:12 and a bit.

Oh, it's Harry. What's he doing here?

15:13.

He says he came after me to get some of my chocolate frogs.

15:14.

Well, that's useless, Snape's got all of them.

15:15.

And so Harry's determined. He's going after Snape to get my chocolate frogs. Well, I certainly ain't going to look for Snape.

15:16.

But Harry says he won't give me any Frogs if I don't go along.

15:17.

I reminded him that they're MY Frogs anyway.

15:18

Harry said 'Finders Keepers'. Oh, why is this world filled with people who drive such hard bargains?

15:19

Still arguing. I called Harry a poo-brain.

15:20.

Harry called me a poo-brain.

15:20 and a half.

I said that MY word, so don't copy.

15:21

Hermione told us to grow up.

15:22

Hermione's sheep said 'baa'.

15:23.

Hang on – Hermion's here? And where did she get a sheep from?

15:24.

Oh, apparently the sheep is just Crookshanks but Hermione wanted to show off her cleverness so she transfigured him into a sheep.

15:24 and a bit.

Well, I dunno if she's notice but Crookshanks the sheep only has three legs and he looks very retarded.

15:24 and more bits.

And I thought Hermione's a genius. Hah! But I'm glad she's here… She'd know that it's a bad idea to go chasing after Snape.

15:25.

Err… maybe not. She says she would do anything Harry does.

15:26.

And she says I'd better come otherwise she'd never let me copy her homework again.

15:27.

I said she'd never let me copy her homework before anyway.

15:28.

Ow! Crookshanks the sheep kicked my butt and because he was only on two legs, he fell over.

15:29.

I just removed the sheep's remaining legs with a leg-removal spell.

15:29 and 6 seconds.

Hermione just kicked me and put on FOUR legs. I shall remove them once more.

15:30.

Damn, Hermione added another 6 legs and put a mute spell on me. I've lost my voice.

15:31.

And she's yelling at me and I can't even yell back.

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Sorry, that was a tad short, I do apologise, but the most exciting bits come in next time… more edgy wedgy is along the way, a bit of romance, a bit of slash…