Hello all again… new installment!
*I don't own the characters. I own the depressing story I put them in. And edgy wedgy owns all elements of slash in this story.*
(edgy wedgy's bits are in italics… There are a lot of them this time.)
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Chapter four
15:32.
I'm using special boys' wink language to tell Hermione to shut up.
15:32 and 30 secs.
Harry looks confused.
15:33
I made it clearer, putting emphasis on the twitch.
15:33 and a bit.
Harry is nodding but looking doubtful. So I'm nodding back with an enthusiastic face.
15:34.
Harry's just cleared his throat and said, "Hermione, if you don't shut up, I shan't marry you." WHAT?!
15:35
I'm shaking my head vigorously. Sadly, Harry thinks I'm congratulating him. GOSH!!!
15:36
But it didn't shut Hermione up. She just said, "If you won't marry me I'll just marry Ron".
15:36 and some bits.
I don't want to marry Hermione!
15:37.
Hermione is now DETERMINED to marry me!
15:37 and 2/3
She's just said, "I've always liked Ron, he's so hot." She's gotta be kidding.
15:38.
Oh man, stop the embarrassment! She's telling us all about her feelings. This isn't a sex talk Hermione!
15:38 and a bit.
Ew, ew, ew. Her-mi-o-ne! how could you? That's disgusting! *
15:38 and two bits.
Gosh, shut up already! Now she's saying she likes me because all the girls say I'm a good kisser. WHAT?!
15:38 and 4 bits.
Now she's saying she'll only marry a man who's touch is gentle and lips are sweet. Help…
15:39.
I'm winking at Harry again to tell him to shut him up, with a SPELL this time.
15:39:30
He's nodding and winking back.
15:39:41
I'm grinning and winking back.
15:40.
Oh no! Hermione just saw me grinning and winking at Harry. Now she thinks we're gay!
15:41
Hey, that's not so bad, if I'm everything she doesn't want, maybe she'll LEAVE ME ALONE!!! She's SO annoying!!!
15:41 and a bit.
I mean, I'd do the counter-mute spell on myself but I CAN'T SAY THE WORDS!!!
15:42
Hermione's pissed. She reckons that if we're gay then we should've told her earlier. BUT WE'RE NOT!
15:43
I'm winking at Harry to tell her that we're not gay.
15:43 and more.
Harry's looking at me dreamily and saying, "I love you too Ron…" GROSS!
15:44
Dammit! I am NOT gay. NOT gay.
More 15:44
I AIN'T GAY!!!
Again 15:44
Help…
15:45
Ok, now I've devised a clever plan, a high risk one, but if it works, I may have a chance of living a full and proper life away from Harry and Hermione who've suddenly gone weird. The thing is, I can't remember the plan.
15:46
Ok, I've thought of another plan. I shall, um, no, actually too gross.
15:46 and a half.
Hermione and Harry are arguing over my custody. She says she's a girl therefore she has rights to me. He says we've always been an item.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I WILL kiss Hermione…
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And a nice little cliffie-ish thing to finish off this installment… as I said earlier, edgy wedgy owns all elements of slash… I, er, just, uh, played along…
* (from the '*' in the story) a dedication of a chapter goes to the person who comes up with the best idea of what Hermione was talking about… Don't make it too disturbing.
Thanks to reviewers: edgy wedgy (well it's his story too), Olean-Radcliffe, PrincessEilonwy, SKYLER cooper, Damsel In Distress, Beatrice1, Gyakutenno Megami1, Paladin Dragoon and happy molecule, whose review had nothing to do with the story.HarrHardlrkgjs/lgkjsd.ffsddfgk
