Sorry for the long wait! Joren came to Sydney! Hah, I wish. But Tamora Pierce is coming to Sydney! I think she's launching her new book. Well, it was as bad as Squire and Lady Knight, *ahem*. Here's the next bit… hehehehe…

*We don't own the characters. We own the depressing plot we put them in.*

This chapter is dedicated to PrincessEilonwy who answered my challenge last chapter brilliantly.

edgy wedgy is italics

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The Fifth Bit

15:47

Ok, just taking a moment to prepare myself. Oh, gosh, I don't think I can.

15:48

I did it! I full on kissed Hermione and I think I broke her neck from groping too hard.

15:49

Harry is slapping me and saying I'm a two-timer. Hermione is saying I'm way too rough for her. They're both leaving. Hooray!

15:50

I'm just enjoying a little bit of peace and quiet by myself.

16:00

Bored.

16:01

OMG, a werewolf is heading towards me. Must cast a spell on it.

16:01 and 2 seconds

OMG, I'm still muted!

16:01 and 4 seconds.

OMG, the werewolf is advancing!

16:01 and 6 seconds.

Phew, I've found a nice little ditch at the root of a tree. Hiding.

16:02

OMG, the werewolf is advancing on the ditch!

16:02 and more.

Closer

Closer

Closer

Closer

Closer

Closer

And what on EARTH? The werewolf just turned into CRABBE.

16:03

Yuk! I'm in a tiny hole, squashed next to Vincent Crabbe. Help me…

16:04

And he's so slow he seems to think I'm a tree stump. A tree stump with red hair? Come on.

16:04 and a bit.

Great. I held Snape's vomit-covered hand, kissed Hermione and now I'm being hugged by Crabbe. I wouldn't be surprised if Malfoy came up now and started doing ballet.

16:04 and more bits.

OMG, Malfoy just jumped out from behind a tree, wearing a tutu and started doing ballet! I never knew he did ballet!

16:05

He's good, though. He does spin-jumps.

16:06

He's REALLY good. Wow.

16:07

He's finished his routine. I would've yelled out 'encore' but I'm STILL mute.

16:07:30

He's surprised to see me here and wants to know why I'm here.

16:08

Trying to mime to him.

16:08 and 3 seconds.

Not working, he's confused.

16:08:30

Okay, I'll have to write in here and show it to him. Sorry, diary.

Hello, Malfoy. I came here with Snape. Have you seen him?

16:09

He says he hasn't, but he's very concerned for the slime-ball's welfare.

Grow up, Malfoy, if he's hungry, he'll find some worms or he'll eat my chocolate frogs, and if he needs to urinate he'll come back to that port-a-loo.

16:10

Malfoy's excited now because there's a port-a-loo and he needs to go. Also, he says that he'll wait there 'till Snape comes back.

Whatever, Malfoy, I'm going.

16:11

But Malfoy said if I don't wait with him he'll go back to school and tell everyone how much I love him. Why does everyone think I'm gay today?

Look, Malfoy, no-one will believe you.

16:12

But Malfoy thinks they will. Hey… I have an idea…

Malfoy, I'll stay with you if you un-mute me…

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I guess this will be finished in another 2 or 3 chapters. Can you believe that on paper, it's 36 pages? It took us about a week and a half! I'm going to miss this story…