Sorry for the long wait! Joren came to Sydney! Hah, I wish. But Tamora Pierce is coming to Sydney! I think she's launching her new book. Well, it was as bad as Squire and Lady Knight, *ahem*. Here's the next bit… hehehehe…
*We don't own the characters. We own the depressing plot we put them in.*
This chapter is dedicated to PrincessEilonwy who answered my challenge last chapter brilliantly.
edgy wedgy is italics
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The Fifth Bit
15:47
Ok, just taking a moment to prepare myself. Oh, gosh, I don't think I can.
15:48
I did it! I full on kissed Hermione and I think I broke her neck from groping too hard.
15:49
Harry is slapping me and saying I'm a two-timer. Hermione is saying I'm way too rough for her. They're both leaving. Hooray!
15:50
I'm just enjoying a little bit of peace and quiet by myself.
16:00
Bored.
16:01
OMG, a werewolf is heading towards me. Must cast a spell on it.
16:01 and 2 seconds
OMG, I'm still muted!
16:01 and 4 seconds.
OMG, the werewolf is advancing!
16:01 and 6 seconds.
Phew, I've found a nice little ditch at the root of a tree. Hiding.
16:02
OMG, the werewolf is advancing on the ditch!
16:02 and more.
Closer
Closer
Closer
Closer
Closer
Closer
And what on EARTH? The werewolf just turned into CRABBE.
16:03
Yuk! I'm in a tiny hole, squashed next to Vincent Crabbe. Help me…
16:04
And he's so slow he seems to think I'm a tree stump. A tree stump with red hair? Come on.
16:04 and a bit.
Great. I held Snape's vomit-covered hand, kissed Hermione and now I'm being hugged by Crabbe. I wouldn't be surprised if Malfoy came up now and started doing ballet.
16:04 and more bits.
OMG, Malfoy just jumped out from behind a tree, wearing a tutu and started doing ballet! I never knew he did ballet!
16:05
He's good, though. He does spin-jumps.
16:06
He's REALLY good. Wow.
16:07
He's finished his routine. I would've yelled out 'encore' but I'm STILL mute.
16:07:30
He's surprised to see me here and wants to know why I'm here.
16:08
Trying to mime to him.
16:08 and 3 seconds.
Not working, he's confused.
16:08:30
Okay, I'll have to write in here and show it to him. Sorry, diary.
Hello, Malfoy. I came here with Snape. Have you seen him?
16:09
He says he hasn't, but he's very concerned for the slime-ball's welfare.
Grow up, Malfoy, if he's hungry, he'll find some worms or he'll eat my chocolate frogs, and if he needs to urinate he'll come back to that port-a-loo.
16:10
Malfoy's excited now because there's a port-a-loo and he needs to go. Also, he says that he'll wait there 'till Snape comes back.
Whatever, Malfoy, I'm going.
16:11
But Malfoy said if I don't wait with him he'll go back to school and tell everyone how much I love him. Why does everyone think I'm gay today?
Look, Malfoy, no-one will believe you.
16:12
But Malfoy thinks they will. Hey… I have an idea…
Malfoy, I'll stay with you if you un-mute me…
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I guess this will be finished in another 2 or 3 chapters. Can you believe that on paper, it's 36 pages? It took us about a week and a half! I'm going to miss this story…
