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Chapter six16:13
He¡¯s thinking about it.
16:14
Still thinking
16:15
Still thinking. Gosh, that¡¯s there to think about?
Malfoy! Hurry up or I¡¯m going!
16:16
Finally. He agreed. Taking out his wand¡
16:16 and a bit.
Argh! My nose is growing longer!
Malfoy, stop that!
16:17
Whew, my nose is back to normal again. He used the wrong spell.
16:17 and 4 seconds.
Ok, now he¡¯s using the right one.
16:17 and 6 seconds.
¡°I can speak again!!!¡±
16:18.
Malfoy told me to shut up and wait with him.
16:19.
Dumdeedum.
16:20
Doodeedoo.
16:21
Still waiting.
16:22
Is Snape EVER going to come? I¡¯ve been waiting, what, 3 minutes already!
16:23
Malfoy started telling me about his life.
16:24
Apparently he loves Chocolate Frogs, Snape, Potions, Snape, licorice wands, Snape, Chocolate Frogs, Snape¡
16:25
Licorice Wands, Snape.
16:26
Potions, Snape.
16:27
Chocolate Frogs, Snape, Potions, Snape.
16:28
He¡¯s got a boring life. I told him to shut up, but his devotion to Snape is so¡
16:29
Sweet¡
16:30
But no, hang on, that was an earlier stage of his life. Now he loves, Chocolate Frogs, me, Potions (¡®Cause he gets to see me), me, Licorice wands
16:30:30
OMG! Did he just say he loves me?
16:31
Ahh! I just pushed Malfoy away and now he¡¯s crying. Oh no¡
16:31 and a bit.
Now he¡¯s just stopped suddenly.
16:31 and a bit more.
Now he¡¯s smiling. What on Earth?
16:32
APPARENTLY, he was just fake crying. Yeah, and pigs can fly.
16:33
Ahh! And this pig with wings just flew down next to me! OMG!
16:34
The flying pig is really fat. Haha.
16:35
It¡¯s very poke-able. Heeheehee! Look at that blubber wobble!
16:36
I¡¯m having fun!
16:37
But hey, did that pig just fall? How?
16:37 and a bit.
There¡¯s blood coming out of it!
16:37 and a bit more
OMG! It¡¯s dead!
16:37 and a few bits.
And the culprit is standing there with a bloody knife. Malfoy.
16:38
HE KILLED MY PIG!!!
16:38 and some more.
I asked him why he did it and he said that he was jealous because I liked the pig more than I like him. Well THAT¡¯S a bit obvious!
16:39
Malfoy loves me? Nooo!
16:45
Sorry, just had to recover from shock. I¡¯m going to ask Malfoy if this is really true.
16:46
Asked him. He says it is. I think I¡¯m going to faint.
17:30
Phew, what a stink! I¡¯ve just come round. My Gosh¡ What is that?!
17:31
The pig¡¯s bum! Ahh! Get it off!
17:32
¡°Honestly, Malfoy!¡± He stuck the pig in my face because he thought it¡¯d keep me warm! I mean, of all places, the bum!
17:33
I just asked him what happened. He said I fainted and he didn¡¯t want to disturb my dreams SO HE STUCK A PIG¡¯S BUM IN MY FACE!!! Ew!
You are so smart Malfoy.
17:35
I¡¯ve decided not to speak to Malfoy. His ignorance is beyond me.
17:36
Malfoy doesn¡¯t seem to care. He¡¯s ginning at me dopely.
17:37
Ahh! Make it stop!!
17:40
Now he¡¯s all gooey. My word! What is that green stuff coming out of his mouth?
17:40 and 5 seconds.
Apparently it¡¯s blood. Green blood.
17:40 and 10 seconds.
Ew! He¡¯s bleeding!
17:50.
OMG! Malfoy¡¯s bleeding from the mouth too! And he¡¯s still grinning dopely.
17:51.
I just asked Malfoy why¡¯ he¡¯s bleeding and how to fix it up. He says it happens when he¡¯s turned on and it can only be stopped after he¡¯s tired out from doing certain¡ er¡ activities. Or if he gets turned off.
17:51 and a bit.
I think I¡¯ll choose the second option.
17:52.
I¡¯m talking about Hermione. Hopefully this will work because as far as I know, Hermione is the most boring thing in the world.
17:59
Good Grief! I¡¯ve been talking for like ten minutes and so far he hasn¡¯t shown any sign of decreased blood loss.
In fact, I think ht¡¯s enjoying it.
Make the man stop¡
18:02
Malfoy¡¯s still looking all gooey. I must escape.
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