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Chapter six

16:13

He¡¯s thinking about it.

16:14

Still thinking

16:15

Still thinking. Gosh, that¡¯s there to think about?

Malfoy! Hurry up or I¡¯m going!

16:16

Finally. He agreed. Taking out his wand¡­

16:16 and a bit.

Argh! My nose is growing longer!

Malfoy, stop that!

16:17

Whew, my nose is back to normal again. He used the wrong spell.

16:17 and 4 seconds.

Ok, now he¡¯s using the right one.

16:17 and 6 seconds.

¡°I can speak again!!!¡±

16:18.

Malfoy told me to shut up and wait with him.

16:19.

Dumdeedum.

16:20

Doodeedoo.

16:21

Still waiting.

16:22

Is Snape EVER going to come? I¡¯ve been waiting, what, 3 minutes already!

16:23

Malfoy started telling me about his life.

16:24

Apparently he loves Chocolate Frogs, Snape, Potions, Snape, licorice wands, Snape, Chocolate Frogs, Snape¡­

16:25

Licorice Wands, Snape.

16:26

Potions, Snape.

16:27

Chocolate Frogs, Snape, Potions, Snape.

16:28

He¡¯s got a boring life. I told him to shut up, but his devotion to Snape is so¡­

16:29

Sweet¡­

16:30

But no, hang on, that was an earlier stage of his life. Now he loves, Chocolate Frogs, me, Potions (¡®Cause he gets to see me), me, Licorice wands

16:30:30

OMG! Did he just say he loves me?

16:31

Ahh! I just pushed Malfoy away and now he¡¯s crying. Oh no¡­

16:31 and a bit.

Now he¡¯s just stopped suddenly.

16:31 and a bit more.

Now he¡¯s smiling. What on Earth?

16:32

APPARENTLY, he was just fake crying. Yeah, and pigs can fly.

16:33

Ahh! And this pig with wings just flew down next to me! OMG!

16:34

The flying pig is really fat. Haha.

16:35

It¡¯s very poke-able. Heeheehee! Look at that blubber wobble!

16:36

I¡¯m having fun!

16:37

But hey, did that pig just fall? How?

16:37 and a bit.

There¡¯s blood coming out of it!

16:37 and a bit more

OMG! It¡¯s dead!

16:37 and a few bits.

And the culprit is standing there with a bloody knife. Malfoy.

16:38

HE KILLED MY PIG!!!

16:38 and some more.

I asked him why he did it and he said that he was jealous because I liked the pig more than I like him. Well THAT¡¯S a bit obvious!

16:39

Malfoy loves me? Nooo!

16:45

Sorry, just had to recover from shock. I¡¯m going to ask Malfoy if this is really true.

16:46

Asked him. He says it is. I think I¡¯m going to faint.

17:30

Phew, what a stink! I¡¯ve just come round. My Gosh¡­ What is that?!

17:31

The pig¡¯s bum! Ahh! Get it off!

17:32

¡°Honestly, Malfoy!¡± He stuck the pig in my face because he thought it¡¯d keep me warm! I mean, of all places, the bum!

17:33

I just asked him what happened. He said I fainted and he didn¡¯t want to disturb my dreams SO HE STUCK A PIG¡¯S BUM IN MY FACE!!! Ew!

You are so smart Malfoy.

17:35

I¡¯ve decided not to speak to Malfoy. His ignorance is beyond me.

17:36

Malfoy doesn¡¯t seem to care. He¡¯s ginning at me dopely.

17:37

Ahh! Make it stop!!

17:40

Now he¡¯s all gooey. My word! What is that green stuff coming out of his mouth?

17:40 and 5 seconds.

Apparently it¡¯s blood. Green blood.

17:40 and 10 seconds.

Ew! He¡¯s bleeding!

17:50.

OMG! Malfoy¡¯s bleeding from the mouth too! And he¡¯s still grinning dopely.

17:51.

I just asked Malfoy why¡¯ he¡¯s bleeding and how to fix it up. He says it happens when he¡¯s turned on and it can only be stopped after he¡¯s tired out from doing certain¡­ er¡­ activities. Or if he gets turned off.

17:51 and a bit.

I think I¡¯ll choose the second option.

17:52.

I¡¯m talking about Hermione. Hopefully this will work because as far as I know, Hermione is the most boring thing in the world.

17:59

Good Grief! I¡¯ve been talking for like ten minutes and so far he hasn¡¯t shown any sign of decreased blood loss.

In fact, I think ht¡¯s enjoying it.

Make the man stop¡­

18:02

Malfoy¡¯s still looking all gooey. I must escape.

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Thank you for your time. I am most grateful.