You can sue - I don't really care because I think that his ending is not really a good one either. Most of it came from happy molecule (my 'wonderful' son), whom this chapter is dedicated to.

*I don't own the characters. I own the depressing story I put them in.*

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Chapter seven: the laaaaaaaaaaaast bit with a tragic ending.

18:03

Ok, I've thought of the most fantastic plan. I'll kick Malfoy in the head and run away. I don't care if he tells the whole school I love him, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

18:04

Ok, the plan is about to start. Waiting for the right moment.

By the way, diary, I just thought you might like to know that ever since I started Hogw

Well well well, if it isn't Ron's little secrets. All his behaviour problems, his weaknesses, his lies and his plan for betrayal. How nice it is to see that my dear was planning to kick me in the head! Such a shame. I think I'll just kick you in the head!

There we go. All good. I think I'll just take this 'precious' diary and put it i

Hey dudes. Cool message board. Better than the one I started at www.boards.com.

By the way, the name's Perry. Who's Hermione? She sounds like a cool chick. Bet she's a babe. Sorry I kicked you out cold, you blond, uh, whatever your name is. The branch broke and I couldn't hang on to the tree. Hope you're alright.

Cya dudes.

3am

OH MY GOD. OH MY GAWD!!! It's 3am and I'm STILL in the forest. Ow, my eye.

3:01

That stupid Malfoy, he stole my diary (you) and kicked me in the face.

3:02

YOU TOLD HIM! How could you? You told Malfoy the plan and now e wrecked it! Argh!

3:03

Oh, hey, look, a guy called Perry knocked out Malfoy. Now there's a guy I wouldn't mind dating.

3:04

OMG, did I just write that? Am I turning gay? Nooo!!!

3:04 and a bit.

Hey, Malfoy's unconscious there… his butt is pretty hot. I wonder what Perry looks like?

I'm so bored, I'm so bored. Hmm… Hermione's so great, when she's not being herself that is. So in other words, SHE'S A TOTAL NIGHTMARE.

Blah blah blah.

Man I wish I was playing Quidditch.

3:06

Hey, there's someone coming…

3:06 and a bit.

It's Snape!!!

3:06 and another bit

It's hard to see… OMG, he's wearing a pink dress!

3:07

Argh! No! It's too bright! The colour, the colour. I'M BLIND!!!

3:07 and a bit.

It's all Snape's fault. (sorry if my writing is messy. I can't see, after all.)

3:08

Snape saw the unconscious Malfoy and is now moaning over him. I have decided. Snape hasn't seen me yet - I don't think - I will run back to the castle and seek treatment for my eyes.

3:08 and a bit.

I hope you can understand my writing, diary. I'm not blind AND running away. Haha, I'm so wonderful.

3:09

Running.

3:10

Running.

3:11

Running.

3:12

OOF! My feet are stuck in something and I can't pull them out. No…

3:13

Is it just me or an I sinking?

3:14 OMG, I am sinking I'm up to my knees in something wet.

3:15

Well there's no hope of getting out now. Goodbye diary, at least you are with me when I reached my fate - sinking in mud.

3:16

Wait - I'm up to my elbows and it may not actually be mud. I think it's

3:16 and a sec.

VOMIT!!!

THE END

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Any feedback? Did I mess it all up? Any ideas for a sequel if you're not too mad at me?