Silver Dragon: Hello everybody!

Devil's Wyrm: Welcome to our first try at stupid, insane, just plain crazy stories!

SilverD: Hope you're ready for some good laughs!

DWyrm: And do not forget the pain and torture!

SilverD: Okay, we changed the characters' personalities a bit.

DWyrm: So here is the line up!

            Yugi is VERY gullible.

            Yami talks like Yoda.

            Joey is a wanna-be black rapper with ADD.

            Tristan is a super brave, macho, Rambo stud.

            Tea is an extremely annoying, blonde prep.

            Ryou is an overly trusting, total British dude.

            Bakura is an obsessive-compulsive pyromaniac. 

SilverD: Have fun! Let the extreme idiocy begin!

Notes: /…\: hikari speaking to yami

            //…\\: yami speaking to hikari

Disclaimer: I no own YGO!

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Out of the Frying Pan and into the Fire

Chapter One: Stoned

            Yugi and the gang were walking home from school when Yami felt a strong magical presence near-by.  Curious, he led the whole group into an alley littered with garbage to the source of the power.  "Eww," whined Tea, "this place is disgusting.  Yugi, why are we here anyway, there's nothing here except smelly trash."

            "Sorry Tea, but Yami sensed something and we gotta check, just in case."

            Tea followed, grumbling about messing up her new shoes.  Shortly, they came upon a dead end.  Puzzled, Yugi contacted Yami through their mind link.  /Yami, is the presence still here? \

            //Yes, feel it I do.  Seem to be on top of it we are. \\

            /Really? \

            Yugi looked down, as if he expected to see actual magic between his feet.  Of course, nothing was there.  /I didn't see anything Yami.  You're sure we're on top of it? \

            //Yes, close presence is. \\

            /Okay. \

            Joey, quickly becoming board, approached Yugi.  "Yo, yo, yo, Yug, waz the hold up?  Me an' my homez a' chillin' back 'ere.  Are weez gonna go o' what?"

            "Yeah, I guess we should leave, seeing there's nothing here."

            As they were about to leave, a short, skinny man stepped in their way, blocking the exit.  Tristan stepped up to the tiny figure.  "You gonna move, or'm I gonna hafta moves ya?"

             The little man laughed manically, coughed, and then took a drag on his joint.  "I am Dr. Stoned, and you my friend are not moving me anywhere." 

            Ryou came up behind Tristan. "You'd better not talk to him like that, mate.  He'll knock you to 'ell an' back."

            "He, he, he.  Fools, you can never hurt me," replied Stoned, reaching into his pocket.  He pulled out a short, thick stick thing filled with holes, "for I am the holder of the Millennium Bong.  Fear me and…um, ah heck with it."

            Stoned waved the Bong at Tristan and Ryou, sending them flying backwards at their friends.  Fearing for their safety, Yami took control of Yugi's body.  "Are you who, holder the Millennium Bong of?"

            "I already told you oh great and powerful pharaoh.  I am Dr. Stoned, controller of the Millennium Bong."

            "You want us what for?"

            "YOU!  I want your power, pharaoh.  Your little friends just were in the wrong place at the wrong time."

            "LITTLE!" cried Joey, shouldering his way through the group to the head. "I'll show ya who's little, punk!"

            Joey tried to take a swing at the doctor but was rebuffed, shoved back into the group by the Bong's power. 

            "Never give power I will!" exclaimed Yami, the Puzzle glowing vigorously.

            "You will! I will force you to!" yelled Stoned, just as forcefully.

            "We get the picture Doctor Stoned," griped Tea. "Can we, like, go already?"

            "Certainly"

            Stoned held the Millennium Bong high, smoke poured out of the holes, blanketing the five.  Suddenly, it felt as if the ground fell out from under them, and they fell for what seemed like an age.  They finally landed, tumbled on top of each other.  Feeling around, they located each other, happy to find all five there.  Well almost everyone.  "Guys," said Yugi hesitantly, "I can't find Yami."

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SilverD: So, you like or not like?

DWyrm: Tell us. Please!

SilverD: We want to know if this is worth continuing.

DWyrm: If not, we will concentrate our efforts on our other projects.

SilverD: Review! PLEEEEEAAAAAASSE!