WARNING!!! It's getting a little bit slashy you guys, so if you don't like it don't read it!!111!!1111 I love teh slash!1!!!11111
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Olivia was tied up on the boat she was unhappy being there she wanted to go home.
"I want to go home," said Olivia.
"Shut up" said Elizabeth, who went by Liz. She was a lesbian. (AN: I KNOW!!! Slashy!)
Jack wondered why he had kidnapped Olivia if he was gay with Will (who was wearing leather) and she was a lesbian with Liz, who was also a lesbian. Then he realised Barbosa had kidnapped them all and taken them to...NEVERLAND!
"Ar," said Jack.
"I'm captain Hook," said Captain Hook. He stroked Jack with his hook. Will wasad. (Captain Hook is SSOOOOO SEXY!!!1111111) (--an, btw) "Wasssup?" said Will.
"I loves the men," said Captain Hook.
"Yup," said Jack.
"Olivia," said Liz, "do you know what it's like to be like a man but also be pretty and like swords?"
"yes," Olivia said. "Yeah. I've had to live my whole live like that and it sux."
"It sux ass" said Liz.
"I sux cok" said Will.
"We KNOW" said everyone, except Jack, who said "yup."
"Hi," said Gibbs. "What did I miss?" He drank some rum.
"Rum," said Jack.
"I love yhou," said Hook.
"Me too," said Will.
"Ditto" said Jack. That was two syllables. Jack is so talented.
"Where are we going if we are kidnapped and have to save the colony from the bad pirates that came back to life from the dead and are after moneys?" asked Liz, who was now hugging Liv. (who was now Liv. Sorry guyz, Olivia is SOOOO long to type!?)
TBC!!!!!!
LOLLOOLOLOLOL!!!!
