SilverD: Welcome back to the Looney Realm!

DWyrm: We hope you enjoy your stay.

SilverD: More importantly, we hope you like all the fun stuff we do to the gang.

DWyrm: The torture starts here, hopefully.

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Ch. 3: Welcome to Reverie Zoo!

*Yugi, Joey, and Ryou wake up on a grassy hill overlooking a small park. *

Yugi: Hey look guys! It's a zoo!

Joey: *pulls himself up* Das 'ight homes.  Dya think they gots any pachyderms?

Yugi: What?

Joey: Elephants dog!

Yugi: Oh.

Ryou: Ohh. My head.  Oh no!  Where are we now!  *Looks frantically around* Do you see any clowns?

Joey: Yo dude, chill.  It's jus a harmless zoo.

Ryou: Zoo? Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!  *Starts running away*

*Joey grabs him*

Yugi: Come on guys.  Let's go down there. I want to ride a llama.

Ryou: Animals?  Nooooooo!!!!!!

Joey: *Gets up in Ryou's face* Yo man, come on. It's jus a zoo.  Wha, da ya think the tigers will eat you?  I thought Brits were supposed to be brave?  You so weak you should hide in a cave.  Let's go, live a bit for Pete's sake!  We'll breeze right through; it'll be cake! Word!

Ryou: All right chaps, I'll toddle along with you.  You sure there aren't any bloody clowns down there?

Yugi: No! Come on!

*Three walk down hill to zoo entrance*

Yugi: *reads sign* "Reverie Zoo" Joey, what's "reverie" mean.

Joey: How shud I know dog?

Yugi: You're the rapper.  I thought rappers had huge vocabularies.

Joey: I'm only a starter.  I don have da really big word list yet.

Yugi: Oh.

Ryou: Sounds kinda like revelry.  Maybe they throw parties here.

Joey: Yeah! I'll challenge people to battle raps!

Yugi: I don't know… Remember the last time you did that.

Joey: No…

Ryou: Ya got yourself a smart punch in the noggin.  Ya didn't wake up for hours.

Joey: Really?

Yugi: Yeah.  Now come you guys! I wanna go to the petting zoo!

Ryou: Shouldn't we be searching for a way out of here?

Yugi: Ok.

Joey: Maybe thurs a way in der.

*All look into mysterious zoo*

Ryou: I don't know, chaps… This Reverie Zoo looks a bit on the scary side.

Joey: Wha ya say? I lost ya lookin' at dis weird buildin' over thur.

Ryou: What weird building?

*Large gorilla walks up to them*

Joey: Whoa! Das 'as to be da BEST monkey suit I ever seen!

Yugi: Um… Joey, I don't think that's a costume.

Joey: Say wha, homey?

Gorilla: That is correct.  Call me Bobo. 

Ryou: Ah! It talks!

Bobo: Welcome to Reverie Zoo where all your dreams come true!

Joey: Hey!  I'm da one das sposed ta rhyme!

Ryou: Please, elaborate.

Bobo: Come this way, the show is about to start.

Yugi: Show?  Are there any llamas?

Ryou: Oh no.  There won't be any clowns will there?

Bobo: You will see.

Ryou: Oh great.

*Four head into weird building*

Yugi: Whoa… 0o0  This place is BIG!

Joey: Dude…

Ryou: Wha- what's so huge as to need this much space?

Bobo: Hold your horses.  Just sit down, relax, and enjoy the show.

*Lights dim and a lively tune stats playing*

Lion: *walks up on stage* Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the show of far-fetched fantasies.  Today, you'll see creatures from your wildest dreams, feats that were only thought possible, and you may even get to join in the show.

Ryou: Oh great…

Yugi: Come on Ryou; lighten up.  It's only a harmless circus show. 

Joey: Das right dog, what could be dangerous bout dat?

Ryou: *sinks down into chair*  I hope there aren't any clowns.

Lion: May I direct your attention to the right entrance. 

*Three look to the right door*

Lion: No, no!  My right!

*Three look to the left door*

Lion: Very good. Now, prepare yourselves, for the first attraction is a mind-boggling performance of skill, daring, and stupidity.  Give it up for the Juggling Jaguars!

*Four tall, lean jaguars file out of the door, carrying assorted objects*

Joey: Now dat's a werd sight.

*Jaguars get in a square shape, facing each other.  They start tossing different bones to each other in a crisscross pattern*

Yugi: Correction.  THAT is a weird sight.

Joey: Ya, who'd thunk dey could juggle widout thumbs.

*Jaguars switch to another shape, two facing each other with the other two behind each of them*

Lion: Now, the Juggling Jaguars will perform a very dangerous trick.  Please do not attempt this.

*Jaguars start juggling machetes; staring with two but with the extra cats behind them adding one more every few seconds*

Joey: Da looks dangerous.

Ryou: Quite.  I hope they don't loose any paws.

*After sustaining ten machetes for a full two minutes, the jaguars stop*

Lion: Did you think that was dangerous?  Wait till you see their next trick.

*Jaguars dip the machetes in oil*

Ryou: Oh no…

*Jaguars light two machetes, preparing to do the same trick, but with an added hazard*

Ryou: Oh god no.

*Millennium Ring suddenly bursts into life, shining brightly*

Joey: Was hapenen?

Yugi: I don't know.  Ryou, you ok?

Bakura: Ryou can no longer hear you. *Eyes dart towards stage*  O__O  FIRE!!!!!!!!! 

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SilverD: Sorry, we want to make it suspenseful.

DWyrm: We hope to get the next chapter up shortly.

SilverD: Now to thank the reviewers.

            Mina-chan AMD: Our ever-present reviewer.  We would loose hope with out you.  You always read our work, at least in YGO.  Huge thank you to you!

            Rae and Silver: Don't worry, we'll keep writing.  It may be slow, though.  We have to many other stories up.  Look if you want to.  We'll have to think about killing Tea. 

            DWyrm: It is good to know there are other 'not exactly human' people out there.

            SilverD: Keep in touch. Please review!