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DWyrm: We hope you enjoy your stay.
SilverD: More importantly, we hope you like all the fun stuff we do to the gang.
DWyrm: The torture starts here, hopefully.
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Ch. 3: Welcome to Reverie Zoo!
*Yugi, Joey, and Ryou wake up on a grassy hill overlooking a small park. *
Yugi: Hey look guys! It's a zoo!
Joey: *pulls himself up* Das 'ight homes. Dya think they gots any pachyderms?
Yugi: What?
Joey: Elephants dog!
Yugi: Oh.
Ryou: Ohh. My head. Oh no! Where are we now! *Looks frantically around* Do you see any clowns?
Joey: Yo dude, chill. It's jus a harmless zoo.
Ryou: Zoo? Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! *Starts running away*
*Joey grabs him*
Yugi: Come on guys. Let's go down there. I want to ride a llama.
Ryou: Animals? Nooooooo!!!!!!
Joey: *Gets up in Ryou's face* Yo man, come on. It's jus a zoo. Wha, da ya think the tigers will eat you? I thought Brits were supposed to be brave? You so weak you should hide in a cave. Let's go, live a bit for Pete's sake! We'll breeze right through; it'll be cake! Word!
Ryou: All right chaps, I'll toddle along with you. You sure there aren't any bloody clowns down there?
Yugi: No! Come on!
*Three walk down hill to zoo entrance*
Yugi: *reads sign* "Reverie Zoo" Joey, what's "reverie" mean.
Joey: How shud I know dog?
Yugi: You're the rapper. I thought rappers had huge vocabularies.
Joey: I'm only a starter. I don have da really big word list yet.
Yugi: Oh.
Ryou: Sounds kinda like revelry. Maybe they throw parties here.
Joey: Yeah! I'll challenge people to battle raps!
Yugi: I don't know… Remember the last time you did that.
Joey: No…
Ryou: Ya got yourself a smart punch in the noggin. Ya didn't wake up for hours.
Joey: Really?
Yugi: Yeah. Now come you guys! I wanna go to the petting zoo!
Ryou: Shouldn't we be searching for a way out of here?
Yugi: Ok.
Joey: Maybe thurs a way in der.
*All look into mysterious zoo*
Ryou: I don't know, chaps… This Reverie Zoo looks a bit on the scary side.
Joey: Wha ya say? I lost ya lookin' at dis weird buildin' over thur.
Ryou: What weird building?
*Large gorilla walks up to them*
Joey: Whoa! Das 'as to be da BEST monkey suit I ever seen!
Yugi: Um… Joey, I don't think that's a costume.
Joey: Say wha, homey?
Gorilla: That is correct. Call me Bobo.
Ryou: Ah! It talks!
Bobo: Welcome to Reverie Zoo where all your dreams come true!
Joey: Hey! I'm da one das sposed ta rhyme!
Ryou: Please, elaborate.
Bobo: Come this way, the show is about to start.
Yugi: Show? Are there any llamas?
Ryou: Oh no. There won't be any clowns will there?
Bobo: You will see.
Ryou: Oh great.
*Four head into weird building*
Yugi: Whoa… 0o0 This place is BIG!
Joey: Dude…
Ryou: Wha- what's so huge as to need this much space?
Bobo: Hold your horses. Just sit down, relax, and enjoy the show.
*Lights dim and a lively tune stats playing*
Lion: *walks up on stage* Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the show of far-fetched fantasies. Today, you'll see creatures from your wildest dreams, feats that were only thought possible, and you may even get to join in the show.
Ryou: Oh great…
Yugi: Come on Ryou; lighten up. It's only a harmless circus show.
Joey: Das right dog, what could be dangerous bout dat?
Ryou: *sinks down into chair* I hope there aren't any clowns.
Lion: May I direct your attention to the right entrance.
*Three look to the right door*
Lion: No, no! My right!
*Three look to the left door*
Lion: Very good. Now, prepare yourselves, for the first attraction is a mind-boggling performance of skill, daring, and stupidity. Give it up for the Juggling Jaguars!
*Four tall, lean jaguars file out of the door, carrying assorted objects*
Joey: Now dat's a werd sight.
*Jaguars get in a square shape, facing each other. They start tossing different bones to each other in a crisscross pattern*
Yugi: Correction. THAT is a weird sight.
Joey: Ya, who'd thunk dey could juggle widout thumbs.
*Jaguars switch to another shape, two facing each other with the other two behind each of them*
Lion: Now, the Juggling Jaguars will perform a very dangerous trick. Please do not attempt this.
*Jaguars start juggling machetes; staring with two but with the extra cats behind them adding one more every few seconds*
Joey: Da looks dangerous.
Ryou: Quite. I hope they don't loose any paws.
*After sustaining ten machetes for a full two minutes, the jaguars stop*
Lion: Did you think that was dangerous? Wait till you see their next trick.
*Jaguars dip the machetes in oil*
Ryou: Oh no…
*Jaguars light two machetes, preparing to do the same trick, but with an added hazard*
Ryou: Oh god no.
*Millennium Ring suddenly bursts into life, shining brightly*
Joey: Was hapenen?
Yugi: I don't know. Ryou, you ok?
Bakura: Ryou can no longer hear you. *Eyes dart towards stage* O__O FIRE!!!!!!!!!
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SilverD: Sorry, we want to make it suspenseful.
DWyrm: We hope to get the next chapter up shortly.
SilverD: Now to thank the reviewers.
Mina-chan AMD: Our ever-present reviewer. We would loose hope with out you. You always read our work, at least in YGO. Huge thank you to you!
Rae and Silver: Don't worry, we'll keep writing. It may be slow, though. We have to many other stories up. Look if you want to. We'll have to think about killing Tea.
DWyrm: It is good to know there are other 'not exactly human' people out there.
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