Authors Note: *Cries* Vince wont sell me the Hurricane, he says 50 cents
just isn't enough. Damnit, if only I had a job!"
Kaley and Jade finished their list and went back inside.
"Holy shit, what the HELL are they doing?" Jade screamed and started laughing.
Kaley joined in on the laughter. From the ceiling a bag of Doritos and a bag of
Skittles were suspended. Jeff and Rey were pulling out the stepladders for a
winner take all Skittle/Dorito ladder match.
Jade, being her tall self reached up and grabbed the two bags. "Ha
hahahahahahahahahahaha! I win!" she shouted and ran away laughing
menacingly. Soon the bathroom door slammed and the lock clicked.
"Well we won't be seeing u her /u for a while." Rey stated.
" You guys have to help me, tonight we have to take everyone out to dinner and
discuss this trip." Said Kaley.
"Ooh, lets go to McDonalds! BIG MACS!"
Kaley and Rey looked at each other and gagged.
"Yuck Jeff, were NOT going to McDonalds." Kaley said.
Jade entered the room with Dorito crumbs all over her face and clothes. "Yeah
Jeff, ewwwwwwwwwwww. Lets go to Damons!"
"And we can play trivia!" Rey shouted and smiled.
"Well jeez, no one likes my ideas." Jeff started pouting. Kaley consoled him.
"Awww, Jeffers, I love you and most of your ideas, I just hate McDonalds." She
said and started rocking him like a 'lil baby on her lap, Jade and Rey just
laughed. ~*~*~ Later ~*~*~
*Riiiiiing*
"Hello."
"Hi Jade its Vince."
"Oh hi Vince, how are you?"
Every one in the room fell silent when they heard the name "Vince".
"I'm great Jade. So how many total will we be bringing on the trip?"
"Twenty total, 14singles and 6 couples." Jade said in her most professional tone of voice.
"Alright Jade. Your flight leaves at 8-tomorrow morning. Enjoy yourselves."
"Thank you much Mr. McMahon. Bye-now."
"Bye"
The room filled with laughter and joy once again as Jade flipped her phone shut.
"Alright everyone, listen up! Our flight leaves at 8-tomorrow morning. We'll all
meet at the Zulu Grille at 7 for breakfast." She announced.
"The Rock says that's to early for movie star!"
"Yeah, that's to early for me too. I have to make my money at night too ya
know." Dawn said in an Anna Nicole voice. Lita and Trish turned to each other
"Cough (slut) Cough" They said in unison.
Kaley walked up to the table and sat down a beer for Austin she had just gotten.
Kurt tugged on her shirt. "Kaley, can you get me a glass of milk please?" he
whispered.
"I'm not your waitress Kurt."
"Well you just got a beer for Austin."
"Uh, yeah Kurt, you don't order milk at the bar, you just get it from the
waitress."
"But, b-b-b-but." Kurt started to cry.
"Jeff, order Kurt a goddamn glass of milk."
"Duuuuuuuuude, I'm totally stoked about this VA-CA man. Surfing, meditating
and some well-deserved time with my babe." RVD said as he leaned over and
kissed Layce.
"Freeeeee spaced to fly around and use my Hurri-powers." The Hurricane said as
he leaped into the air and fell across Jericho and Austin.
"Is it ABSOLUTLY necessary for that ASS CLOWN to wear that cape in public?"
Jericho asked blatantly.
"WHAT?!"
Jericho shook his head and put his face in his hands. Victoria and Steven
Richards could be seen staring intently at a basket of bread on the table. Alisha
and Edge hadn't joined the conversation just yet, they were a little to busy doing
something else with their tongues.
*CRUNCH* Bubba was busy putting old ladies through tables. Kaley spun around
and run towards Bubba waving her arms in the air. "BUBBA PUT THE SENIOR-
CITIZENS DOWN!"
"Tell me she did NOT just say that!" Booker T hollered as he collapsed to the
floor in a spin-a-rooni attempt, but his legs got tangled in a chair.
"How To be an MF-er!" Matt Hardy had set up a mattitude seminar at the front
desk.
"How are we ever going to keep them under control?" Jade said to herself,
absorbing all the chaos around her.
"Very Carefully." Rey said, startling her as he put his arm around her waist.
"Where would I be with out you Rey?"
Kaley and Jade finished their list and went back inside.
"Holy shit, what the HELL are they doing?" Jade screamed and started laughing.
Kaley joined in on the laughter. From the ceiling a bag of Doritos and a bag of
Skittles were suspended. Jeff and Rey were pulling out the stepladders for a
winner take all Skittle/Dorito ladder match.
Jade, being her tall self reached up and grabbed the two bags. "Ha
hahahahahahahahahahaha! I win!" she shouted and ran away laughing
menacingly. Soon the bathroom door slammed and the lock clicked.
"Well we won't be seeing u her /u for a while." Rey stated.
" You guys have to help me, tonight we have to take everyone out to dinner and
discuss this trip." Said Kaley.
"Ooh, lets go to McDonalds! BIG MACS!"
Kaley and Rey looked at each other and gagged.
"Yuck Jeff, were NOT going to McDonalds." Kaley said.
Jade entered the room with Dorito crumbs all over her face and clothes. "Yeah
Jeff, ewwwwwwwwwwww. Lets go to Damons!"
"And we can play trivia!" Rey shouted and smiled.
"Well jeez, no one likes my ideas." Jeff started pouting. Kaley consoled him.
"Awww, Jeffers, I love you and most of your ideas, I just hate McDonalds." She
said and started rocking him like a 'lil baby on her lap, Jade and Rey just
laughed. ~*~*~ Later ~*~*~
*Riiiiiing*
"Hello."
"Hi Jade its Vince."
"Oh hi Vince, how are you?"
Every one in the room fell silent when they heard the name "Vince".
"I'm great Jade. So how many total will we be bringing on the trip?"
"Twenty total, 14singles and 6 couples." Jade said in her most professional tone of voice.
"Alright Jade. Your flight leaves at 8-tomorrow morning. Enjoy yourselves."
"Thank you much Mr. McMahon. Bye-now."
"Bye"
The room filled with laughter and joy once again as Jade flipped her phone shut.
"Alright everyone, listen up! Our flight leaves at 8-tomorrow morning. We'll all
meet at the Zulu Grille at 7 for breakfast." She announced.
"The Rock says that's to early for movie star!"
"Yeah, that's to early for me too. I have to make my money at night too ya
know." Dawn said in an Anna Nicole voice. Lita and Trish turned to each other
"Cough (slut) Cough" They said in unison.
Kaley walked up to the table and sat down a beer for Austin she had just gotten.
Kurt tugged on her shirt. "Kaley, can you get me a glass of milk please?" he
whispered.
"I'm not your waitress Kurt."
"Well you just got a beer for Austin."
"Uh, yeah Kurt, you don't order milk at the bar, you just get it from the
waitress."
"But, b-b-b-but." Kurt started to cry.
"Jeff, order Kurt a goddamn glass of milk."
"Duuuuuuuuude, I'm totally stoked about this VA-CA man. Surfing, meditating
and some well-deserved time with my babe." RVD said as he leaned over and
kissed Layce.
"Freeeeee spaced to fly around and use my Hurri-powers." The Hurricane said as
he leaped into the air and fell across Jericho and Austin.
"Is it ABSOLUTLY necessary for that ASS CLOWN to wear that cape in public?"
Jericho asked blatantly.
"WHAT?!"
Jericho shook his head and put his face in his hands. Victoria and Steven
Richards could be seen staring intently at a basket of bread on the table. Alisha
and Edge hadn't joined the conversation just yet, they were a little to busy doing
something else with their tongues.
*CRUNCH* Bubba was busy putting old ladies through tables. Kaley spun around
and run towards Bubba waving her arms in the air. "BUBBA PUT THE SENIOR-
CITIZENS DOWN!"
"Tell me she did NOT just say that!" Booker T hollered as he collapsed to the
floor in a spin-a-rooni attempt, but his legs got tangled in a chair.
"How To be an MF-er!" Matt Hardy had set up a mattitude seminar at the front
desk.
"How are we ever going to keep them under control?" Jade said to herself,
absorbing all the chaos around her.
"Very Carefully." Rey said, startling her as he put his arm around her waist.
"Where would I be with out you Rey?"
