Authors Note: I sold my soul to the devil, so now I really own nothing.
Well let's just say if you thought dinner was bad, breakfast was twice as chaotic.
Kurt forgot his blankie, so they had to send Booker T home to get it. No one had
seen Dawn Marie all morning and when Booker returned, he was dragging her
with. She claimed she was trying to earn a "quick" bit of spending money for the
trip. To make matters worse, Victoria got stuck in luggage, literally. She decided
it would be fun to ride of the conveyor belt with the rest of the bags.
Well after al of that, you'd probably think we missed our flight, right? Wrong
again. Bubba took it upon himself to meet the pilot who would be taking us to
paradise.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*CRUNCH*
"Oh my GAWD! SHES FUCKING DEAD!" Layce screamed.
The old woman lay lifeless as bubba desolately looked around the room.
"Oh Shit!" Jade and Kaley said in unison as the rest of the superstars ran over to
the massive table mess. "Now what do we do?"
"Are the keys still on her?" The Hurricane asked.
"Say what?" Kaley asked in exclamation.
"Are the keys still on her? Grab 'em, I'll fly the plane."
"So do we just leave her here for fucking dead?" Layce asked.
"This place is so empty, no one saw." Replied the Hurricane.
"Wow this is very un-like your Hurricane." Said Trish.
"I NEED to get to the beach: X-ray vision, bikinis, ahhhhh ." Said Hurricane,
pondering the thought.
"COME ON GUYS, lets GO!" Jade yelled impatiently.
"Should we tell someone?" Alisha asked.
"No." replied a relaxed Kaley who was carrying a sleeping Jeff in her arms, "Have
Vince send them our condolences."
~*~*~*~*
As all the superstars were boarding the plane, Victoria tripped up the stairs,
spilling her pet earwigs all over Booker T.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Booker shrieked like a little girl. "Get um off me dawg!" He
cried jumping around trying to brush them off.
"Ha, that's the funniest thing the Rock has ever seen. Spin-a-rama's a chicken shit!"
Jericho grabbed an earwig off of Booker T's head and placed it on the Rock. He
shrieked louder then Booker T. " That's what I though, shut up holly wood."
Said Jericho.
"Have you guys ever heard of a thing called, WALK?" Trish yelled from the
bottom of the stairs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Everyone settled in on the plane. Surprisingly they were the only passengers,
maybe that's the way Vince wanted it, he didn't want to get a bad public rap.
"Welcome aboard the Hurricane Airlines. This is your Captain speaking. Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for lift off." Hurricane said over the PA
system.
*Vawwwoooooooooooosh* *CHUG* *CHUG* *THUD* *Wwwwwoooooosh*
"Holy fucking shit!" Layce screamed and jumped into RVD's lap.
"And we're off" Captain Hurricane announced. Jade and Kaley shot each other
concerned looks across the isle.
"Kaley, I'm bored, lets play a game." Jeff said.
"Okay. like what?"
"Skittle sex in the bath room?"
"Okay!" Kaley excitedly as she grabbed the bag of skittles out of the over head
compartment and ran after Jeff.
"Oh god, the Rock does NOT want to listen to that (points at the bathroom) the
whole trip."
"Deal with it Rock, we've all had to!" Trish yelled back at him.
"Ha ha ha! Remember that time in Madison, and Trish ran into the tree Jeff and
Kaley were in and. HA HA HA!" Jericho said laughing so hard that he fell out of
his chair. "That was great, eh Austin?"
"WHAT?!"
"I SAID." Jericho was getting irate.
"Don't get him started Jericho!" everyone said in unison staring at Chris.
Jade and Rey were feeding each other Doritos as Rock started playing his guitar
in an attempt to drown out the moaning that was coming from the bathroom. All
of a sudden the plane lurched forward and the bathroom door flung open,
sending Jeff and Kaley flying out. They landed on the Rock.
"The Rock says this sucks. As if listening to you wasn't bad enough!"
The plane continued to lurch back and forth.
"Uhh, erm... we're experiencing so turbulence." A shaky Hurricane said over the
PA system.
*Narrrrrooooooooom*
"May-day, May-day!"
"Damnit, why the hell did we let the Jolly Green Midget fly the plane?" Jericho
said, falling onto the floor.
"He defiantly needs some of my Ma-AAAAA-tributes, oof!" Matt exclaimed as he
joined the pile of bodies of the floor."
Everyone heard a loud CRUNCH before everything went black.
Well let's just say if you thought dinner was bad, breakfast was twice as chaotic.
Kurt forgot his blankie, so they had to send Booker T home to get it. No one had
seen Dawn Marie all morning and when Booker returned, he was dragging her
with. She claimed she was trying to earn a "quick" bit of spending money for the
trip. To make matters worse, Victoria got stuck in luggage, literally. She decided
it would be fun to ride of the conveyor belt with the rest of the bags.
Well after al of that, you'd probably think we missed our flight, right? Wrong
again. Bubba took it upon himself to meet the pilot who would be taking us to
paradise.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*CRUNCH*
"Oh my GAWD! SHES FUCKING DEAD!" Layce screamed.
The old woman lay lifeless as bubba desolately looked around the room.
"Oh Shit!" Jade and Kaley said in unison as the rest of the superstars ran over to
the massive table mess. "Now what do we do?"
"Are the keys still on her?" The Hurricane asked.
"Say what?" Kaley asked in exclamation.
"Are the keys still on her? Grab 'em, I'll fly the plane."
"So do we just leave her here for fucking dead?" Layce asked.
"This place is so empty, no one saw." Replied the Hurricane.
"Wow this is very un-like your Hurricane." Said Trish.
"I NEED to get to the beach: X-ray vision, bikinis, ahhhhh ." Said Hurricane,
pondering the thought.
"COME ON GUYS, lets GO!" Jade yelled impatiently.
"Should we tell someone?" Alisha asked.
"No." replied a relaxed Kaley who was carrying a sleeping Jeff in her arms, "Have
Vince send them our condolences."
~*~*~*~*
As all the superstars were boarding the plane, Victoria tripped up the stairs,
spilling her pet earwigs all over Booker T.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Booker shrieked like a little girl. "Get um off me dawg!" He
cried jumping around trying to brush them off.
"Ha, that's the funniest thing the Rock has ever seen. Spin-a-rama's a chicken shit!"
Jericho grabbed an earwig off of Booker T's head and placed it on the Rock. He
shrieked louder then Booker T. " That's what I though, shut up holly wood."
Said Jericho.
"Have you guys ever heard of a thing called, WALK?" Trish yelled from the
bottom of the stairs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Everyone settled in on the plane. Surprisingly they were the only passengers,
maybe that's the way Vince wanted it, he didn't want to get a bad public rap.
"Welcome aboard the Hurricane Airlines. This is your Captain speaking. Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for lift off." Hurricane said over the PA
system.
*Vawwwoooooooooooosh* *CHUG* *CHUG* *THUD* *Wwwwwoooooosh*
"Holy fucking shit!" Layce screamed and jumped into RVD's lap.
"And we're off" Captain Hurricane announced. Jade and Kaley shot each other
concerned looks across the isle.
"Kaley, I'm bored, lets play a game." Jeff said.
"Okay. like what?"
"Skittle sex in the bath room?"
"Okay!" Kaley excitedly as she grabbed the bag of skittles out of the over head
compartment and ran after Jeff.
"Oh god, the Rock does NOT want to listen to that (points at the bathroom) the
whole trip."
"Deal with it Rock, we've all had to!" Trish yelled back at him.
"Ha ha ha! Remember that time in Madison, and Trish ran into the tree Jeff and
Kaley were in and. HA HA HA!" Jericho said laughing so hard that he fell out of
his chair. "That was great, eh Austin?"
"WHAT?!"
"I SAID." Jericho was getting irate.
"Don't get him started Jericho!" everyone said in unison staring at Chris.
Jade and Rey were feeding each other Doritos as Rock started playing his guitar
in an attempt to drown out the moaning that was coming from the bathroom. All
of a sudden the plane lurched forward and the bathroom door flung open,
sending Jeff and Kaley flying out. They landed on the Rock.
"The Rock says this sucks. As if listening to you wasn't bad enough!"
The plane continued to lurch back and forth.
"Uhh, erm... we're experiencing so turbulence." A shaky Hurricane said over the
PA system.
*Narrrrrooooooooom*
"May-day, May-day!"
"Damnit, why the hell did we let the Jolly Green Midget fly the plane?" Jericho
said, falling onto the floor.
"He defiantly needs some of my Ma-AAAAA-tributes, oof!" Matt exclaimed as he
joined the pile of bodies of the floor."
Everyone heard a loud CRUNCH before everything went black.
