Authors Note: I OWN IT ALLL! I OWN IT ALLLL! Just kidding.
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"Wh-wher-where are we?" Dawn asked as she stumbled out of the blackened and mangled excuse for an airplane.
"I wish I knew." Kaley said, pulling Jeff out of the rubble. "Everyone okay out
there?" Kaley yelled to everyone.
"Jade, babe are you okay?" Rey asked her carrying her on to the sand.
"I think so Rey, are you?"
"Yes I'm fine."
"Duuuuude, this is so not cool." Mumbled RVD.
"Who in the blue hell told that green jabroni his candy ass could fly?"
"A king should not be treated this way! The Royal airlines are NOT supposed to
crash!"
"Weeeeeee! That was fun, can we do it again!?!" exclaimed Victoria, grabbing a
huge chunk of her hair and glaring at Steven.
"So much for bikini's and x-ray vision." Said the Hurricane.
The superstars were all whining and complaining over this, that and the other
thing. It seemed like the world had come crashing down around them and they
were just going to sit and sulk in it forever. Layce, had other plans.
"Hey, you guys. you guys. WOULD Y'ALL PLEASE SHUT UP!" every one fell
silent as Layce's voice echoed through the mysterious place. "LOOK!" She
exclaimed and pointed to a small hut off in the distance, where a fire was burning. They could see two figures, cooking around the fire. Layce started
walking towards them, everyone else soon followed.
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"CAVE WOMAN!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Dawn Marie shrieked and jumped behind Lita.
"No actually, it's Jazz, get away from me slut!" Lita yelled shoving Dawn into the
sand. She scowled at Lita.
Jazz and another unknown figure approached the group.
"OH MY GAWD! TRISH! KALEY!" Jazz exclaimed running up to the two blondes
and hugging them, Trish and Kaley looked at each other, both extremely
frightened. "Did Vince send you guys here for Treatment too?"
"Umm. no." Trish replied.
"Citizen Jazz, who is your friend here?" The Hurricane asked referring to the
disturbed looking man standing next to her.
"ME NATE. YOU TRISH STRATUS!" Nate said, twisting a lock of Trish's hair
around in his finger. She was scared shit-less, she couldn't move.
"Back away SLOWLY TRISH, BACK AWAY!" Jericho said, but the blonde just
would not move, he finally snatched her up and pulled her away from the weird
man.
Nate then approached Rocky. "Hey Rocky, Damn glad to meetcha!" He said
extending his hand to the Rock. Rock hesitantly shook his hand but got scared
and pulled away.
"What the hell is wrong with this guy?" Matt Hardy asked.
"He's just like us guys, give him a chance!" Jazz stated.
"Riiiiight" Jeff said.
"Nate, do you like skittles?" Kaley asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I like skittles. Skittles, I like, them, yes." He said, practically
drooling.
"Good, go build us 15 huts and you'll get a skittle." She demanded.
"Yippee!" Nate exclaimed and ran off into the woods singing " He's a man! Such a
maaan! Such a man! He's a real, real, real, a real mans man!" pretending to be a
lumber-jack.
"Can any one say, psychopath?" Jericho asked.
Everyone raised their hands.
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A/n: Whatcha think? This was the last chapter that I had pre-typed on my computer, so now it's back to brain storming and writing, don't worry! Chapter 6 will prevail! WHOOSH!
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"Wh-wher-where are we?" Dawn asked as she stumbled out of the blackened and mangled excuse for an airplane.
"I wish I knew." Kaley said, pulling Jeff out of the rubble. "Everyone okay out
there?" Kaley yelled to everyone.
"Jade, babe are you okay?" Rey asked her carrying her on to the sand.
"I think so Rey, are you?"
"Yes I'm fine."
"Duuuuude, this is so not cool." Mumbled RVD.
"Who in the blue hell told that green jabroni his candy ass could fly?"
"A king should not be treated this way! The Royal airlines are NOT supposed to
crash!"
"Weeeeeee! That was fun, can we do it again!?!" exclaimed Victoria, grabbing a
huge chunk of her hair and glaring at Steven.
"So much for bikini's and x-ray vision." Said the Hurricane.
The superstars were all whining and complaining over this, that and the other
thing. It seemed like the world had come crashing down around them and they
were just going to sit and sulk in it forever. Layce, had other plans.
"Hey, you guys. you guys. WOULD Y'ALL PLEASE SHUT UP!" every one fell
silent as Layce's voice echoed through the mysterious place. "LOOK!" She
exclaimed and pointed to a small hut off in the distance, where a fire was burning. They could see two figures, cooking around the fire. Layce started
walking towards them, everyone else soon followed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"CAVE WOMAN!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Dawn Marie shrieked and jumped behind Lita.
"No actually, it's Jazz, get away from me slut!" Lita yelled shoving Dawn into the
sand. She scowled at Lita.
Jazz and another unknown figure approached the group.
"OH MY GAWD! TRISH! KALEY!" Jazz exclaimed running up to the two blondes
and hugging them, Trish and Kaley looked at each other, both extremely
frightened. "Did Vince send you guys here for Treatment too?"
"Umm. no." Trish replied.
"Citizen Jazz, who is your friend here?" The Hurricane asked referring to the
disturbed looking man standing next to her.
"ME NATE. YOU TRISH STRATUS!" Nate said, twisting a lock of Trish's hair
around in his finger. She was scared shit-less, she couldn't move.
"Back away SLOWLY TRISH, BACK AWAY!" Jericho said, but the blonde just
would not move, he finally snatched her up and pulled her away from the weird
man.
Nate then approached Rocky. "Hey Rocky, Damn glad to meetcha!" He said
extending his hand to the Rock. Rock hesitantly shook his hand but got scared
and pulled away.
"What the hell is wrong with this guy?" Matt Hardy asked.
"He's just like us guys, give him a chance!" Jazz stated.
"Riiiiight" Jeff said.
"Nate, do you like skittles?" Kaley asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I like skittles. Skittles, I like, them, yes." He said, practically
drooling.
"Good, go build us 15 huts and you'll get a skittle." She demanded.
"Yippee!" Nate exclaimed and ran off into the woods singing " He's a man! Such a
maaan! Such a man! He's a real, real, real, a real mans man!" pretending to be a
lumber-jack.
"Can any one say, psychopath?" Jericho asked.
Everyone raised their hands.
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A/n: Whatcha think? This was the last chapter that I had pre-typed on my computer, so now it's back to brain storming and writing, don't worry! Chapter 6 will prevail! WHOOSH!
