Authors Note: I OWN IT ALLL! I OWN IT ALLLL! Just kidding.

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"Wh-wher-where are we?" Dawn asked as she stumbled out of the blackened and mangled excuse for an airplane.

"I wish I knew." Kaley said, pulling Jeff out of the rubble. "Everyone okay out

there?" Kaley yelled to everyone.

"Jade, babe are you okay?" Rey asked her carrying her on to the sand.

"I think so Rey, are you?"

"Yes I'm fine."

"Duuuuude, this is so not cool." Mumbled RVD.

"Who in the blue hell told that green jabroni his candy ass could fly?"

"A king should not be treated this way! The Royal airlines are NOT supposed to

crash!"

"Weeeeeee! That was fun, can we do it again!?!" exclaimed Victoria, grabbing a

huge chunk of her hair and glaring at Steven.

"So much for bikini's and x-ray vision." Said the Hurricane.

The superstars were all whining and complaining over this, that and the other

thing. It seemed like the world had come crashing down around them and they

were just going to sit and sulk in it forever. Layce, had other plans.

"Hey, you guys. you guys. WOULD Y'ALL PLEASE SHUT UP!" every one fell

silent as Layce's voice echoed through the mysterious place. "LOOK!" She

exclaimed and pointed to a small hut off in the distance, where a fire was burning. They could see two figures, cooking around the fire. Layce started

walking towards them, everyone else soon followed.

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"CAVE WOMAN!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Dawn Marie shrieked and jumped behind Lita.

"No actually, it's Jazz, get away from me slut!" Lita yelled shoving Dawn into the

sand. She scowled at Lita.

Jazz and another unknown figure approached the group.

"OH MY GAWD! TRISH! KALEY!" Jazz exclaimed running up to the two blondes

and hugging them, Trish and Kaley looked at each other, both extremely

frightened. "Did Vince send you guys here for Treatment too?"

"Umm. no." Trish replied.

"Citizen Jazz, who is your friend here?" The Hurricane asked referring to the

disturbed looking man standing next to her.

"ME NATE. YOU TRISH STRATUS!" Nate said, twisting a lock of Trish's hair

around in his finger. She was scared shit-less, she couldn't move.

"Back away SLOWLY TRISH, BACK AWAY!" Jericho said, but the blonde just

would not move, he finally snatched her up and pulled her away from the weird

man.

Nate then approached Rocky. "Hey Rocky, Damn glad to meetcha!" He said

extending his hand to the Rock. Rock hesitantly shook his hand but got scared

and pulled away.

"What the hell is wrong with this guy?" Matt Hardy asked.

"He's just like us guys, give him a chance!" Jazz stated.

"Riiiiight" Jeff said.

"Nate, do you like skittles?" Kaley asked.

"Yeah, yeah, I like skittles. Skittles, I like, them, yes." He said, practically

drooling.

"Good, go build us 15 huts and you'll get a skittle." She demanded.

"Yippee!" Nate exclaimed and ran off into the woods singing " He's a man! Such a

maaan! Such a man! He's a real, real, real, a real mans man!" pretending to be a

lumber-jack.

"Can any one say, psychopath?" Jericho asked.

Everyone raised their hands.

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A/n: Whatcha think? This was the last chapter that I had pre-typed on my computer, so now it's back to brain storming and writing, don't worry! Chapter 6 will prevail! WHOOSH!