I've been holding this chapter in check for a LONGGG TIME and now its LET
LOOSE on ALLLL OF YOU!!! MWHAHAHAHA!
I don't own anything!
"I want my mommmmmmmmmmy!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!" Kurt screamed in Kaley's ear.
"Could someone PLEASE shut him up? The five-time, five-time, five-time, five-
time, five-time, WCW CHAMPION should not have to listen to an Olympic Cry-
baby blubber like that!" Booker T hollered. Bubba ran up to Kurt and power
bombed him through a table. Problem solved, well temporarily.
"Now he's gunna be ten times worse when he wakes up! And where the hell did
that table come from?" Kaley yelled at Bubba.
"Magical Table Summoning Powers?" Bubba shrugged.
"Has anyone ever thought of how the HELL we are going to get out of here?"
Jericho asked.
"I guess we'll just have to wait until Vince finds out we never checked in at the
hotel." Jade replied, "Until then we'll just have to make-do with what we have
here."
~*~*~*~*~Later*~*~*~*~
"Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya!" all the superstars' rocked back and fourth singing as the Rock played his guitar around a campfire.
"Jeff, what do you think we're going to do, now that we're stuck here?" Kaley asked Jeff as everyone continued singing.
"Enjoy the tropical scenery and try not to get killed by that Nate freak!"
Just then Nate ran up to Kaley and tapped her on the shoulder, "Here ya'are lil' missy, 15 tents, jus like ya ordered!" He said in a hick tone of voice.
"Thank you. . . um, Nate. Here is your skittle." She said and handed it to him.
"Your welcome deary." He said in an old lady voice and patted her on the head.
"Doesn't he remind you of someone back home?" Rey asked, pointing his hand in the direction Nate had run off in.
"Yeah, except we don't have to hit him in the head every time we want him to change personalities." Kaley replied, referring to Brock Lesnar. (Hint: You kind of have to be familiar with the story 'When RAW Attacks' to understand some things that go on in this story! GO READ IT! *cheap plug*)
"Well, I think I'm going to turn in for the night. Who is going to have the responsibility of watching Kurt?"
"The Rock says stick him with Austin, The Rock is NOT getting stuck with Kurt Angle again!"
"Austin, do you mind?" Jade asked him.
"WHAT?"
"Ugh, whatever, some one just put him in there with him."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"God these people are lazy asses." Jade said to Kaley as they started making a fire.
"Yeah, no kidding, they can't get their bootay's out of bed."
It was 7:00 in the morning, Jade and Kaley were the first ones awake, as usual.
"We should go find a place to relax and get away from these nut jobs." Jade said.
"Get away from them, they haven't even woken up yet."
"Exactly, so they can't follow us when we leave."
"Ahh, good plan!"
"Lets go!"
Jade and Kaley ran and grabbed their bags and they went into the jungle. They ran into a giant mud hole.
"You don't think its quicksand do you?" Jade asked.
"No, its too brown, hey, this looks like the mud they use to give you facials and smooth out rough skin!" Kaley said grabbing a little mud out and smushing it in her hands.
"I could use one of those!" Jade said excitedly.
"Hey, why don't we just swim in it, it can't do any harm."
"Ok!"
Kaley and Jade changed into their suits and hopped in the mud. They chatted for a while and then Kaley clicked her fingers, a bag of skittles popped into her hands.
"How did you get those?"
"Magical Skittle Summoning Powers?" she shrugged.
Jade clicked her fingers and a bag of Doritos popped into her hands.
"WOAH COOL! I didn't know I could do that!" She starred at her hands in amazement.
"I thought relaxing would be fun, but man, this is boring." Kaley said.
"Yeah, no kidding." Jade said.
A huge smirk came over Kaley's face and Jade looked at her confused, just then she was hit in the face with a huge mud pie!
"Hey!!" Jade yelled and threw mud back at Kaley. They both got into stance and start circling each other, lunging, ready to lock-up. Off in the distance a bell sounded and suddenly Earl Hebner appeared in the mud puddle.
"I want a good clean fight ladies. . . well as clean as you can get in a mud puddle!"
Kaley and Jade locked up in the center of the puddle, Kaley took Jade down into a headlock, but Jade soon reversed it and slammed Kaley into the mud. They were hooting and laughing during the whole match, and soon a crowd of wrestlers began to gather around.
"Yeaaaah! Mud Match!!" Rey and Jeff said in unison as the rest of the men cheered.
"GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR" Kaley screamed and kicked mud with her foot into Jades face.
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Jade yelled and karate chopped Kaley right into the mud.
The girls continued launching mud at each other, trying to suppress laughter as catcalls could be heard from the surrounding crowd.
"RIP HER CLOTHES OFF!!!" Edge said getting a little too involved in the match, which caused Alisha to swat him. "I ment your clothes Alisha!!"
Jade and Kaley looked at each other, and immediately knew what one another was thinking and they catapulted a shit load of mud right at edges face. He stood there dumbfounded, and Alisha burst out laughing.
All of a sudden the two blondes were knocked down by psycho Victoria, "Pretty, pretty mud, pretty, pretty mud, all mine, my mud! MWHAHAH- - *GLUG*" Trish ran in, kicking Victoria in the head, temporarily causing her to loose consciousness and drown in the mud. The bell sounded off in the distance once again and Lillian popped out of the air, "Here are your winners, as a result of a double DQ. . . all the men witnessing this match!" Jade, Kaley and Trish stood in the ring holding their hands in victory, smiling and laughing.
"Ahh I see you found the mud puddle, always good for entertainment! Right girls!" Jazz said walking up and hugging Trish.
"Well how would you know? You don't have any one to wrestle in it, and if you did. . . there would be know one here to entertain. . ."
"Yes, you see, it keeps us quiet entertained, this jungle can be very lonely." Nate said walking up to the crowd, talking like a British scholar.
"You. . . and. . . you. . ." Jade said pointing at both of them, receiving nods, "Oh. . . my. . ."
"Interesting." Alisha said out of the blue.
They all started heading back to camp. Jericho and Kaley had been chatting about ass clowns as they walked, and Jeff ran up behind her smacking her on the butt as he did so. "AHH!" She let out a little squeal, "Speaking of ass. . ." she said as she swatted his hand away.
"That was a great display of. . . athleticism back there." He said giving her the once over. "Where are Rey and Jade?" Jeff said looking around.
"I don't know, I haven't seen them for a while." Kaley said joining Jeff in scanning the crowd.
"They ran off to have maaaad sex in the jungle." Trish stated promptly.
"Awwww god!" The Rock said with a disgusted look on his face, "The Rock is SICK and The Rock means SICK and tried of hearing about you peoples sex life's!"
"You get used to it after a while there Hollywood." Jericho said smartly.
"What the hell you doin callin everyone Hollywood you stupid sucka! You're the one who calls your self the goddamn King of Bling Bling, Mr. Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
"Hey, you leave Chris Jericho alone!" Everyone turned around, shocked to see Stephanie McMahon standing behind them.
"How in the blue hell did you. . ."
"Magical Stephanie summoning powers?" Jericho shrugged.
"Zaaaowwwwwy!" Dawn said throwing her hands around like a magician, "Awww, goddamn it!"
"Ditz." Lita said shoving dawn into the sand once again.
"Hey, why are you such a bully?!" Dawn demanded.
"Why are you such a dumbass?" Lita said, ignoring Dawns question.
"Everyone, come quick!" RVD ran up to the crowd.
They took off running in the direction of the ocean, to see a boat coming their way. "HEY OVER HERE!" They all started jumping up and down waving their arms like maniacs!! "Are you SURE we have to rescue them Flair? I mean, there are plenty of people on this island that are substantial threats to my world heavyweight title. . ."
"Yes Triple H, we have to rescue them, if we don't Vince is going to have our heads! And that title will be gone!"
"Good point." Triple H said standing up in the boat and waving his hands around.
"Hey, look its Triple H and Ric Flair!"
"How can you tell?" Layce asked.
"Just look at the nose!" Jericho said.
"Sit down Triple H! Goddamn! Would you watch out, you're going to make the boat ti. . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHIT!!!!" Ric screamed as the boat suddenly flipped over and they were bobbing up and down in the water.
"HELP. . . *BLUB* *CHOKE* *COUGH*!!!" Flair screamed and they knew they were destined to drown.
" I can't help but watch them die." Jade said plainly and the rest nodded in agreement.
After a while, Flair stopped surfacing, but they noticed something with resembled a sharks back fin sticking out of the water.
"SHARK ATTACK!!!" Dawn Marie screamed and ran into the jungle.
"Someone might want to inform her that were safe from sharks on land!" Trish said.
"Oh I'd be happy to!" Lita said laughing menacingly and running off after Dawn in the jungle.
"Hey, that's not a shark!" Jericho said, as they all starred in awe as the object came into view, "That's Triple H's nose keeping him afloat!!"
"Oh shit, he's drifting into shore!!!!" Kaley screamed and jumped into Jeff's arms!
Everyone took off running into the jungle.
A/n: So what did you think? Please review!!!!
I don't own anything!
"I want my mommmmmmmmmmy!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!" Kurt screamed in Kaley's ear.
"Could someone PLEASE shut him up? The five-time, five-time, five-time, five-
time, five-time, WCW CHAMPION should not have to listen to an Olympic Cry-
baby blubber like that!" Booker T hollered. Bubba ran up to Kurt and power
bombed him through a table. Problem solved, well temporarily.
"Now he's gunna be ten times worse when he wakes up! And where the hell did
that table come from?" Kaley yelled at Bubba.
"Magical Table Summoning Powers?" Bubba shrugged.
"Has anyone ever thought of how the HELL we are going to get out of here?"
Jericho asked.
"I guess we'll just have to wait until Vince finds out we never checked in at the
hotel." Jade replied, "Until then we'll just have to make-do with what we have
here."
~*~*~*~*~Later*~*~*~*~
"Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya!" all the superstars' rocked back and fourth singing as the Rock played his guitar around a campfire.
"Jeff, what do you think we're going to do, now that we're stuck here?" Kaley asked Jeff as everyone continued singing.
"Enjoy the tropical scenery and try not to get killed by that Nate freak!"
Just then Nate ran up to Kaley and tapped her on the shoulder, "Here ya'are lil' missy, 15 tents, jus like ya ordered!" He said in a hick tone of voice.
"Thank you. . . um, Nate. Here is your skittle." She said and handed it to him.
"Your welcome deary." He said in an old lady voice and patted her on the head.
"Doesn't he remind you of someone back home?" Rey asked, pointing his hand in the direction Nate had run off in.
"Yeah, except we don't have to hit him in the head every time we want him to change personalities." Kaley replied, referring to Brock Lesnar. (Hint: You kind of have to be familiar with the story 'When RAW Attacks' to understand some things that go on in this story! GO READ IT! *cheap plug*)
"Well, I think I'm going to turn in for the night. Who is going to have the responsibility of watching Kurt?"
"The Rock says stick him with Austin, The Rock is NOT getting stuck with Kurt Angle again!"
"Austin, do you mind?" Jade asked him.
"WHAT?"
"Ugh, whatever, some one just put him in there with him."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"God these people are lazy asses." Jade said to Kaley as they started making a fire.
"Yeah, no kidding, they can't get their bootay's out of bed."
It was 7:00 in the morning, Jade and Kaley were the first ones awake, as usual.
"We should go find a place to relax and get away from these nut jobs." Jade said.
"Get away from them, they haven't even woken up yet."
"Exactly, so they can't follow us when we leave."
"Ahh, good plan!"
"Lets go!"
Jade and Kaley ran and grabbed their bags and they went into the jungle. They ran into a giant mud hole.
"You don't think its quicksand do you?" Jade asked.
"No, its too brown, hey, this looks like the mud they use to give you facials and smooth out rough skin!" Kaley said grabbing a little mud out and smushing it in her hands.
"I could use one of those!" Jade said excitedly.
"Hey, why don't we just swim in it, it can't do any harm."
"Ok!"
Kaley and Jade changed into their suits and hopped in the mud. They chatted for a while and then Kaley clicked her fingers, a bag of skittles popped into her hands.
"How did you get those?"
"Magical Skittle Summoning Powers?" she shrugged.
Jade clicked her fingers and a bag of Doritos popped into her hands.
"WOAH COOL! I didn't know I could do that!" She starred at her hands in amazement.
"I thought relaxing would be fun, but man, this is boring." Kaley said.
"Yeah, no kidding." Jade said.
A huge smirk came over Kaley's face and Jade looked at her confused, just then she was hit in the face with a huge mud pie!
"Hey!!" Jade yelled and threw mud back at Kaley. They both got into stance and start circling each other, lunging, ready to lock-up. Off in the distance a bell sounded and suddenly Earl Hebner appeared in the mud puddle.
"I want a good clean fight ladies. . . well as clean as you can get in a mud puddle!"
Kaley and Jade locked up in the center of the puddle, Kaley took Jade down into a headlock, but Jade soon reversed it and slammed Kaley into the mud. They were hooting and laughing during the whole match, and soon a crowd of wrestlers began to gather around.
"Yeaaaah! Mud Match!!" Rey and Jeff said in unison as the rest of the men cheered.
"GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR" Kaley screamed and kicked mud with her foot into Jades face.
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Jade yelled and karate chopped Kaley right into the mud.
The girls continued launching mud at each other, trying to suppress laughter as catcalls could be heard from the surrounding crowd.
"RIP HER CLOTHES OFF!!!" Edge said getting a little too involved in the match, which caused Alisha to swat him. "I ment your clothes Alisha!!"
Jade and Kaley looked at each other, and immediately knew what one another was thinking and they catapulted a shit load of mud right at edges face. He stood there dumbfounded, and Alisha burst out laughing.
All of a sudden the two blondes were knocked down by psycho Victoria, "Pretty, pretty mud, pretty, pretty mud, all mine, my mud! MWHAHAH- - *GLUG*" Trish ran in, kicking Victoria in the head, temporarily causing her to loose consciousness and drown in the mud. The bell sounded off in the distance once again and Lillian popped out of the air, "Here are your winners, as a result of a double DQ. . . all the men witnessing this match!" Jade, Kaley and Trish stood in the ring holding their hands in victory, smiling and laughing.
"Ahh I see you found the mud puddle, always good for entertainment! Right girls!" Jazz said walking up and hugging Trish.
"Well how would you know? You don't have any one to wrestle in it, and if you did. . . there would be know one here to entertain. . ."
"Yes, you see, it keeps us quiet entertained, this jungle can be very lonely." Nate said walking up to the crowd, talking like a British scholar.
"You. . . and. . . you. . ." Jade said pointing at both of them, receiving nods, "Oh. . . my. . ."
"Interesting." Alisha said out of the blue.
They all started heading back to camp. Jericho and Kaley had been chatting about ass clowns as they walked, and Jeff ran up behind her smacking her on the butt as he did so. "AHH!" She let out a little squeal, "Speaking of ass. . ." she said as she swatted his hand away.
"That was a great display of. . . athleticism back there." He said giving her the once over. "Where are Rey and Jade?" Jeff said looking around.
"I don't know, I haven't seen them for a while." Kaley said joining Jeff in scanning the crowd.
"They ran off to have maaaad sex in the jungle." Trish stated promptly.
"Awwww god!" The Rock said with a disgusted look on his face, "The Rock is SICK and The Rock means SICK and tried of hearing about you peoples sex life's!"
"You get used to it after a while there Hollywood." Jericho said smartly.
"What the hell you doin callin everyone Hollywood you stupid sucka! You're the one who calls your self the goddamn King of Bling Bling, Mr. Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"
"Hey, you leave Chris Jericho alone!" Everyone turned around, shocked to see Stephanie McMahon standing behind them.
"How in the blue hell did you. . ."
"Magical Stephanie summoning powers?" Jericho shrugged.
"Zaaaowwwwwy!" Dawn said throwing her hands around like a magician, "Awww, goddamn it!"
"Ditz." Lita said shoving dawn into the sand once again.
"Hey, why are you such a bully?!" Dawn demanded.
"Why are you such a dumbass?" Lita said, ignoring Dawns question.
"Everyone, come quick!" RVD ran up to the crowd.
They took off running in the direction of the ocean, to see a boat coming their way. "HEY OVER HERE!" They all started jumping up and down waving their arms like maniacs!! "Are you SURE we have to rescue them Flair? I mean, there are plenty of people on this island that are substantial threats to my world heavyweight title. . ."
"Yes Triple H, we have to rescue them, if we don't Vince is going to have our heads! And that title will be gone!"
"Good point." Triple H said standing up in the boat and waving his hands around.
"Hey, look its Triple H and Ric Flair!"
"How can you tell?" Layce asked.
"Just look at the nose!" Jericho said.
"Sit down Triple H! Goddamn! Would you watch out, you're going to make the boat ti. . . AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHIT!!!!" Ric screamed as the boat suddenly flipped over and they were bobbing up and down in the water.
"HELP. . . *BLUB* *CHOKE* *COUGH*!!!" Flair screamed and they knew they were destined to drown.
" I can't help but watch them die." Jade said plainly and the rest nodded in agreement.
After a while, Flair stopped surfacing, but they noticed something with resembled a sharks back fin sticking out of the water.
"SHARK ATTACK!!!" Dawn Marie screamed and ran into the jungle.
"Someone might want to inform her that were safe from sharks on land!" Trish said.
"Oh I'd be happy to!" Lita said laughing menacingly and running off after Dawn in the jungle.
"Hey, that's not a shark!" Jericho said, as they all starred in awe as the object came into view, "That's Triple H's nose keeping him afloat!!"
"Oh shit, he's drifting into shore!!!!" Kaley screamed and jumped into Jeff's arms!
Everyone took off running into the jungle.
A/n: So what did you think? Please review!!!!
