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Disclaimer: No I don't own X Men Evolution. Darn! I'd sure like to though. But I do own my sick, sick mind so you can't sue me now. HA!
2. A SPUR OF THE MOMENT
Rogue wandered through the streets until she finally got to the Bayville Mall. The guard just so conviniently forgot to lock the door so she was free to go inside.
"A lot warmer in here then outside. Ah froze mah white streaks off!" she rubbed her hands together and walked through the mall. "This place ain't half bad. At night. Ah wouldn't be caught dead in here in the daylight."
The girl walked for some time, gazing through the windows of the closed, dark stores. Then she suddenly heard something.
"Whut tha Hell?" she turned and looked around. "Who could be in here at this hour? Hope it ain't some lil clone of Kitty tryin to start her shopping spree early."
Rogue passed a few more shops and turned a corner, thus seeing Pyro and Gambit wreaking havok in a shoe store.
"Come on Remy! Look at this, original leather. This'll burn so nicely!"
"Yeah..." Gambit sighed and blew up another flip-flop(ooh, flip-flops!).
"Go on then mate, make a BIG explosion. You used to be more creative then THAT!" Pyro pointed to the singed flip-flop.
"Yeah..."
"Gambit, I'm not gonna stand for this attitude of yours anymore. You came here to have fun and forget about...Rogue!"
"Yeah, I did but-"
"Nonono! She's here!" Pyro yelled.
Remy immediately jumped out of his seat(yeah, he was sitting) and took a few steps towards Rogue.
"Umm, hi!"
"Hello chere!" he stuttered. Strangely, Gambit couldn't find his usual 'lady-killer' attitude.
"I told you! EVERY TIME YOU MEET!!!" Pyro lifted his arms in the air.
"So whaddya doin here Swamp Rat?" Rogue gathered herself pretty quickly though.
"Remy just...umm...well he an' St. John were..."
"We were here to destroy stuff if you want to know! And you're here to stop us, right?" Pyro stepped in front of a nearly falling flat on his face Gambit.
"Not really. Ah just wanted to git away from the others for a while. Ah don't care if you rip half the mall into shreds." Rogue said nonchalantly.
"Right...you don't mind if we have a little man to man talk, do ya Sheila? Of course you don't!" Pyro pulled Remy aside. "This is your chance mate! You know what we could do? We could kidnap her. She won't fight back, well maybe she will but there's only one of her and two of us."
Remy stared at Pyro for a few seconds.
"St. John, do you know what chere's powers are?"
"Yes, upon skin to skin touch she can drain a person of powers, energy and memories...so?"
Remy just stared for a few more seconds.
"We can take her!!!"
"Remy not sure about dis-"
"Come on, kidnapping is easy; you just stuff her in a bag, put her in the back of a van and drive off into the sunset!"
"You know, Ah can hear what you're sayin!" Rogue said.
"Hehe!" Pyro and Remy smiled innocently and put one more step between them and Rogue.
"So you wanna try it?" Pyro asked.
"Well...Remy don't know...aw heck, let's do it!"
They both turned around and walked towards the girl.
"Chere, Remy really sorry 'bout dis!" Gambit said and swung Rogue around, grabbing her in such a way as to make her unable to move her arms.
"Lemme go, Swamp Rat! Lemme go!!!" Rogue screamed and struggled to break free but found that the Cajun was just a bit more stronger. "No way you're gonna git away with this Swamp Rat!"
"Aww chere, you hurt Remy's feelins when you talk like dat!" Remmy smirked.
"I got the bag!!!" St. John ran towards them waving a large bag through the air.
"Ya ain't serious 'bout all of this, are ya?" Rogue raised an eyebrow.
"Not DAT serious! St. John, are you kiddin?"
"Of course not! You have to put her in here or she's gonna run off."
"Ah'm gonna run off anyhow!" Rogue said annoyed.
"Pipe down chere! And you, you're not helpin! Guess Remy gonna do all dis by himself!" Gambit said and threw Rogue over his shoulder.
"LET GO SWAP RAT!!!" she yelled again but as there was no one in the mall it didn't help much.
Then Rogue thought of something different.
'The Professor! That's it, he can help me! Okay, Ah'm just gonna tell 'im Ah'm in the mall an' he'll send the others to git me!' she thought.
'Now Rogue, don't be doin dat or Remy gonna have to knock you out. Be a nice chere!'
'Darn! What are ya doin in mah head Cajun? Git out!'
Pyro and Remy walked outside where a large van was waiting for them ever so paciently.
"Oh look at that, the driver forgot his keys!" Pyro smiled(gee, what a coincidence!).
Gambit opened the back doors of the van and carefully put Rogue down...as she struggled even more to get free. If it was up to Pyro it would have been 'thrown Rogue in the back and locked her there forever. ahahahahaahahaha! But thankfully it wasn't.
"So where're we goin?" Pyro buckled his seat belt and placed his hands beneath his head.
"You're de one who said to kidnap her. Remy t'ought you had a plan."
"No I didn't, it was just...a spur of the moment."
"A WHAT???" Gambit yelled.
"A.spur.of.the.moment. You know, like the time I blew up the water reservoir, I didn't know it would flood that whole valley of innocent people. That was a spur of the moment!"
"Remy not t'ink he gonna kill you. Remy SURE he gonna kill you!"
"Hold on mate!" Pyro tried to flee for safety but, as he had already buckled his seatbelt, he hit his head on the door of the van. "Ow! That hurt!"
"Good!" Gambit smirked. "Now, Remy hoping dat dat blow knocked what little brain you have back where it should be and dat you have some ideas 'bout what we gonna do."
"You could let me go an' ah promice ah WON'T put ya in a lotta pain!" Rogue's voice came from the back.
"Chere, you not helpin!"
"Okay, okay, I got it!" Pyro said. "We just take her back to HQ!"
"You mean back to Magneto's lair? Are you outta your freakin mind? We can't take her dere!"
"Why not? Magneto exploded and none of the others will even notice anyway."
"Well..."
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Hope you had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. No, wait...I banged my head against the wall several times before this was done. So no, I hope you don't do that. Not cause of me anyway. Review, review, REVIEW!!!
Disclaimer: No I don't own X Men Evolution. Darn! I'd sure like to though. But I do own my sick, sick mind so you can't sue me now. HA!
2. A SPUR OF THE MOMENT
Rogue wandered through the streets until she finally got to the Bayville Mall. The guard just so conviniently forgot to lock the door so she was free to go inside.
"A lot warmer in here then outside. Ah froze mah white streaks off!" she rubbed her hands together and walked through the mall. "This place ain't half bad. At night. Ah wouldn't be caught dead in here in the daylight."
The girl walked for some time, gazing through the windows of the closed, dark stores. Then she suddenly heard something.
"Whut tha Hell?" she turned and looked around. "Who could be in here at this hour? Hope it ain't some lil clone of Kitty tryin to start her shopping spree early."
Rogue passed a few more shops and turned a corner, thus seeing Pyro and Gambit wreaking havok in a shoe store.
"Come on Remy! Look at this, original leather. This'll burn so nicely!"
"Yeah..." Gambit sighed and blew up another flip-flop(ooh, flip-flops!).
"Go on then mate, make a BIG explosion. You used to be more creative then THAT!" Pyro pointed to the singed flip-flop.
"Yeah..."
"Gambit, I'm not gonna stand for this attitude of yours anymore. You came here to have fun and forget about...Rogue!"
"Yeah, I did but-"
"Nonono! She's here!" Pyro yelled.
Remy immediately jumped out of his seat(yeah, he was sitting) and took a few steps towards Rogue.
"Umm, hi!"
"Hello chere!" he stuttered. Strangely, Gambit couldn't find his usual 'lady-killer' attitude.
"I told you! EVERY TIME YOU MEET!!!" Pyro lifted his arms in the air.
"So whaddya doin here Swamp Rat?" Rogue gathered herself pretty quickly though.
"Remy just...umm...well he an' St. John were..."
"We were here to destroy stuff if you want to know! And you're here to stop us, right?" Pyro stepped in front of a nearly falling flat on his face Gambit.
"Not really. Ah just wanted to git away from the others for a while. Ah don't care if you rip half the mall into shreds." Rogue said nonchalantly.
"Right...you don't mind if we have a little man to man talk, do ya Sheila? Of course you don't!" Pyro pulled Remy aside. "This is your chance mate! You know what we could do? We could kidnap her. She won't fight back, well maybe she will but there's only one of her and two of us."
Remy stared at Pyro for a few seconds.
"St. John, do you know what chere's powers are?"
"Yes, upon skin to skin touch she can drain a person of powers, energy and memories...so?"
Remy just stared for a few more seconds.
"We can take her!!!"
"Remy not sure about dis-"
"Come on, kidnapping is easy; you just stuff her in a bag, put her in the back of a van and drive off into the sunset!"
"You know, Ah can hear what you're sayin!" Rogue said.
"Hehe!" Pyro and Remy smiled innocently and put one more step between them and Rogue.
"So you wanna try it?" Pyro asked.
"Well...Remy don't know...aw heck, let's do it!"
They both turned around and walked towards the girl.
"Chere, Remy really sorry 'bout dis!" Gambit said and swung Rogue around, grabbing her in such a way as to make her unable to move her arms.
"Lemme go, Swamp Rat! Lemme go!!!" Rogue screamed and struggled to break free but found that the Cajun was just a bit more stronger. "No way you're gonna git away with this Swamp Rat!"
"Aww chere, you hurt Remy's feelins when you talk like dat!" Remmy smirked.
"I got the bag!!!" St. John ran towards them waving a large bag through the air.
"Ya ain't serious 'bout all of this, are ya?" Rogue raised an eyebrow.
"Not DAT serious! St. John, are you kiddin?"
"Of course not! You have to put her in here or she's gonna run off."
"Ah'm gonna run off anyhow!" Rogue said annoyed.
"Pipe down chere! And you, you're not helpin! Guess Remy gonna do all dis by himself!" Gambit said and threw Rogue over his shoulder.
"LET GO SWAP RAT!!!" she yelled again but as there was no one in the mall it didn't help much.
Then Rogue thought of something different.
'The Professor! That's it, he can help me! Okay, Ah'm just gonna tell 'im Ah'm in the mall an' he'll send the others to git me!' she thought.
'Now Rogue, don't be doin dat or Remy gonna have to knock you out. Be a nice chere!'
'Darn! What are ya doin in mah head Cajun? Git out!'
Pyro and Remy walked outside where a large van was waiting for them ever so paciently.
"Oh look at that, the driver forgot his keys!" Pyro smiled(gee, what a coincidence!).
Gambit opened the back doors of the van and carefully put Rogue down...as she struggled even more to get free. If it was up to Pyro it would have been 'thrown Rogue in the back and locked her there forever. ahahahahaahahaha! But thankfully it wasn't.
"So where're we goin?" Pyro buckled his seat belt and placed his hands beneath his head.
"You're de one who said to kidnap her. Remy t'ought you had a plan."
"No I didn't, it was just...a spur of the moment."
"A WHAT???" Gambit yelled.
"A.spur.of.the.moment. You know, like the time I blew up the water reservoir, I didn't know it would flood that whole valley of innocent people. That was a spur of the moment!"
"Remy not t'ink he gonna kill you. Remy SURE he gonna kill you!"
"Hold on mate!" Pyro tried to flee for safety but, as he had already buckled his seatbelt, he hit his head on the door of the van. "Ow! That hurt!"
"Good!" Gambit smirked. "Now, Remy hoping dat dat blow knocked what little brain you have back where it should be and dat you have some ideas 'bout what we gonna do."
"You could let me go an' ah promice ah WON'T put ya in a lotta pain!" Rogue's voice came from the back.
"Chere, you not helpin!"
"Okay, okay, I got it!" Pyro said. "We just take her back to HQ!"
"You mean back to Magneto's lair? Are you outta your freakin mind? We can't take her dere!"
"Why not? Magneto exploded and none of the others will even notice anyway."
"Well..."
***
Hope you had as much fun reading this as I had writing it. No, wait...I banged my head against the wall several times before this was done. So no, I hope you don't do that. Not cause of me anyway. Review, review, REVIEW!!!
