Hello! It's Her Novel Highness back with more sick, sick stories! I wanted to say sorry for the spelling errors but I just type too fast and I get these weird words. And then when I read the thing over I correct some of them but I always miss a couple. So sorry again!

This fanfic is starting to get more 'humor' and less 'romance'. Oh well, knew I wasn't good at the whole love thing. Eh...

Disclaimer: Don't own XMen. Can't sue me. In your face.

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4. WHAT A GIRL WANTS

(A.N.: No, it has ABSOLUTELY no link to Christina Aguilera!)

"I tell you we should have gotten rid of the van!" Pyro said as he and Remy took Rogue inside the warehouse.

"Pourqoi?"

"Well...because that's what they do in all the movies with kidnappings."

"Dat's not really an argument, mon ami!"

"Well then you could have let me burn it just for the fun of it! I've always wanted to burn down a van!" Pyro whined.

"Here we are! Now you just stay here chere and-" Remy started.

"Ah'm hungry!"

"What?"

"Ah'm hungry. Ah haven't eaten anythin since dinner and it's mornin. Ah want pancakes!"

"But Remy can't cook...!"

"Ya have ta feed me," Rogue said.

"But...oh merde!" he said and stomped off in search of something which could substitute pancakes.

Ten minutes later!

"Here you go!" Gambit said as he tossed something on the table in front of Rogue. She picked up the packages. "Wheat cakes?"

"Dey're healthy."

"They taste like...something Kitty would cook!"

"Would you rather have Remy go an' cook you Gumbo? Takes hours, you'll starve till den."

"Ugh!" Rogue groaned and took one of the wheat cakes. "Can't believe Ah'm eatin this stuff!" She took one bite. Then spat it out. "Yulch, this is disgustin!! Hope they're plannin the rescue soon!"

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"So are you saying that if we follow the river we're safe?" Scott asked.

"Well, we're bound to find SOME civilization sooner or later!" Kitty explained.

"But what if we don't? I mean maybe there isn't any town close to the river," Kurt said(wait, now there's a river in Bayville? Weird!).

"Guys! We're lost, give it up will you!" Jean raised her arms in the air. "This is hopeless, we're never going to find Rogue or our way out of here! Whose bright idea was this anyway?"

"Umm..." Tabby hid behing Kurt.

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"Where is it? Where the heck could it be??? Ah know ah took it, ah know ah did!" Rogue said as she turned her backpack upside down and the contents feel out(I know I never mentioned a backpack before but...humor me!) "Damn it!"

Just then Gambit walked in and saw the whole mess.

"What's goin on 'ere chere?"

"Ah'm lookin for somethin."

"An' dis is de way you look for somet'in? You're more likely to loose everyt'in you have."

"Shut up, ya ain't helpin!" she snapped and tossed some more stuff aside.

"Den Gambit help. What is it dat you're lookin for?"

"Mah make-up kit."

"Oh..." Remy said and couldn't help but reveal a smile.

Rogue stopped and looked up. "Whut?"

"Not'in. Jus' dat Remy t'ought his cherie would look a lot better widout her make-up."

"Ya took it? Why'd ya go through mah stuff anyhow?" Rogue shouted as she got up from the floor and pelted Gambit with everything she could get her hands on.

"Come on chere, Remy jus' wanted to help!"

"GIT OUT!!!"

A shower of books and magazines bombard Gambit as he exits. Just as he closes the door and hears some more books hit against it Remy sees Pyro staring at him.

"What? The fille is in a bad mood!"

"Hmm.... I'm starting to think this was a bad idea," Pyro said as he and Remy walked away.

"WHAT? Dis was your bright idea! Whaddya mean 'you're starting to think it's a bad idea'? You don't t'ink! At all!"

"Come on, come on! Calm down, mate! Now I understand, you're a bit upset but....you can't tell me it doesn't feel nice to have her here!"

"Well....Remy got to agree that, even it she hit's Gambit with books chere is still nice to have around."

"See?"

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"Ah! We've found it, we've finally found it!!!" Scott said as he and the rest of the team ran throw a stream and into a little village(man, I'm re-doing the whole map of Bayville!).

"Woo-hoo! Civilization! Well...sort of," Kurt spoke as he looked around. There wasn't anything terribly...civilized about the place. It was that kind of mountain village where in-door plumming is considered luxury.

"Well guys...I guess beggers can't be choosers!" Kitty walked ahead as the rest followed. Jean just 'grr'-ed and dragged her feet after the others.

They stopped in front of a tiny wooden gate and, as they went inside, they saw that the garden was filled with all sorts of colourful flowers. The house had small round windows with clean white curtains and the door was also made of wood.

"Wow! This reminds me so much of home...our house looked just like this one and the flowers, meine Mutti had flowers just like those and that tree..."

"Shut up!" Scott demanded as he knocked.

There were a few good minutes of silence until someone answered.

"Yes?" a short fattish woman appeared in the door way.

"Hello there!" Scott smiled. "We've gotten kind of lost in the woods and we really don't know the way back so we were wondering....could we use your phone?"

Everyone, including the woman stared blankly at Scott who still had his 'good fellow' smile on.

"We don't have a phone," the woman said and slammed the door shut.

"Oh man! Now what?" Scott turned around just to see the others still staring at him like someone had hit them at the back of their heads. "What?"

"YOU IDIOT! You made us walk all the way to this stupid village to ask for a phone when we could have contacted the Professor telepathicaly???" Jean lost it.