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Ranma: Star in Ranma ½

Akane: Fiancée of Ranma.

Kitsune: In Love Hina. Usually fun but can be odd and drunk.

Ed: In Cowboy bebop. Is a girl.

Su; Is hyper and spunky from Love Hina.

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-Sakura: "NARUTO WHY YOU LITTLE! WE ARE SOAKING WET!" Sakura thrust her hands in the air screaming

Naruto: OMG it worked!" Naruto was too proud to care that he was sitting in very hot water.

Naru: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MONSTERS!" Naru brought up her broom.

Naruto: "Hey who are you calling a-"

Naru: "Get the hell away from me!"

With Naru's normal reflex, she hits Naruto in the head with the flat area of the broom, knocking him off his feet.

Sakura:" WAIT! We aren't monster, Mrs."

Naru stopped and looked at her victims. Three kids stood in front her.soaking wet.

Sasuke: "Good, Naruto is off his feet. Now I'll murder him!" Sasuke stepped up from the water and ran towards Naruto.

Naruto got up woozy rubbing his head. That was lame I got beat up by a girl. He spots Sasuke angrier than ever. He showed a side Naruto hasn't reached before.

Naruto: "HOLY SHIT!" Naruto scrambled to get out of the water.

Motoko rushes through to the scene.

Motoko: "Hey! What's going on here?" Motoko takes out her sword. (Which looked very odd with her outfit.)

Sakura: "WAIT! Can't we settle this in an organized manor?"

Too late: People were clawing at each other.

Sasuke: "I don't know where the hell I am because of you!" Sasuke picks Naruto up by his shirt.

Naruto: "It was an accident I swear!"

Sakura: "STOP!!!!!"

You could hear windows breaking.

Everyone froze and looked Sakura's direction.

"Can we please talk this out!?"

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Ranma ½:

Akane:" I can't believe you got us lost!!!!"

You see a girl with short black hair and a boy with black hair with his hair in a very small braid. They are walking along the street.

Ranma: "It's not my fault. That guy gave us very bad directions."

Akane: "Why are we following directions from a crazy man? He didn't even look like he was in this time period. Wasn't his name Miroku (that perverted guy from Inu-yasha.I don't know his name)?

Ranma: "He was the only one who knew the way to the hot spring. Maybe this one will actually turn me into a full man again.

Ranma fell into a magical spring a while back. 1500 years ago a girl drowned in that spring, now whoever fell into it they would turn into a girl. While cold water turned him into a girl, Hot water turned him into a man. Well not a man cause he isn't a adult.but that not the point.

Akane: "Let me see that map of yours."

Ranma handed Akane a sheet of paper with lines and such on there.

Akane: "Um Ranma.."

Ranma: 'Yes?"

Akane: 'THIS MAP IS UP SIDE DOWN!"

Ranma: "oops"

Akane starts to beat the crap out of ranma. Poor ranma didn't stand a chance. There are a lot of vicious anime girls in the world.

Akane: "Take that you moron!"

Ranma: "Ok! Srry! ...*wispers.stupid macho chick*. Bandaids bumps and sores were on his head and body (EW that had to hurt).

Akane: "What was that?!"

Ranma: "=^_^= Nothing." Changes subject."No see look the spot we need to get to is right there." He points at the map.

Akane: "That's at the other side!"

Ranma: "Hey you need some exercise anyway."

Akane: "Oh so you are calling me fat huh?!!!!!"

Ranma: "EEP!"

Akane takes out a mallet and runs after Ranma while he runs for dear life. Where did she get the mallet?

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Naruto and the others had come in. Naru offered to let them stay since she hit Naruto. That would let them figure out a way to get back to their time. Sakura was explaining to Naru what happened in great detail, or just made Naruto look like an idiot. So Naruto walked off to explore. Naruto didn't know what Sasuke was doing and didn't care.

Naruto: "Wow this place is huge!" Naruto runs through the halls. This place is gonna be the best! Why didn't I find the scroll earlier?

Voice: "HI!" A blonde headed girl came out of nowhere her hands in the air and did a karate kick towards Naruto.

Naruto: "Whoa!" Naurto dodged the surprise attack.

Voice: "Huh? You dodged my kick attack!"

Naruto: "Ha! No one fools Naurto!"

Ed: "Howdy!" Another unsuspected character drops from the ceiling and landed on Naruto. Like the blonde headed girl he had slightly darker skin. His hair was red and wore green goggles on his forehead.

Su: "Good one Ed!"

Naruto knocked the red headed boy off of him.

Su: "Hello Naruto! I am Su. That's my friend Ed. "

Naruto: "Uh hi"

Ed: "Let's play a game"

Naruto: "I am busy. Maybe later." This is getting to be too weird for me.

Ed: "Come on Su, Let's play cowgirls!"

Naruto: "Cowgirls? That means you are a girl."

Ed: "Yeah what else would I be?" Ed sat on the floor with her smile ear to ear. Before you knew it Ed and Su ran off.

Naruto: DANG! First Haku now this? The girl's name is even ed. How creepy.

======================= ________________________________________________________________________ Kitsune: "Ahh nothing like a beer!" A dirty-blonde headed lady sat on her bed with her six pack. Her room was a mess and it also smelt. "Too bad Keitaro isn't here to mess with! I am so bored. And there isn't any men here. The Hotel idea was a totally fluke." Kitsune took another drink, "Hm? There're isn't any more beer! I drank it all in 40 minutes. Oh well" She threw the bottle out the window. You could here a cat being hit "MEEOOWWRRRR!!!!".

Sasuke walked though the halls also. He also wanted to get the hell away from Sakura and the others. They were annoying him greatly.

Kitsune leaves her room and spots a kid with spiky black hair (well it's kinda spiky).

Kitsune: "Hey there's actually a guy here. He might be a kid but he will replace Kei-"

A dark figure from behind Kitsune came up with scary white eyes. Kitsune's face expression changes.

Kitsune: "Uh-hehehe. It's you Motoko. I wasn't thinking of doing anything I swear!"

Mokoto: "Yeah you weren't." You see the black figure turn into a long black headed lady (from before). She had her sword in her hand and was back into her swordsman (or women) outfit.

Sasuke stared at the two women in front of him.

Sasuke: "Hmn Whatever." Sasuke walks off.

Kitsune:"He isn't the talkative type but that will change."

Motoko: "God you went so low to molest little kids."

Kitsune: "Who said anything about Molesting?"

Motoko: "Whatever you may call it. I won't improve it. Do whatever at your own risk."

Motoko walks off without saying anything else.

Kitsune: "Party pooper."

Kitsune turns around and sees Sasuke gone.

Kitsune: He was there a few minutes ago where did he go?! Ah shy is he? I'll get him next time.

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Apparently Sakura is still explaining things. Sakura: Ok so there isn't any ninja?

Naru: "um I don't think so".

Sakura: "Well then how do you guys live? I mean an ultra bad guy can just come in and kill you all."

Naru: "Uh sweetie, there is policemen for that situation."

Sakura: "Policemen? What in the hell is that?"

Naru: *sigh* "You have a lot to learn"

Sakura was confused as all get out. Where were they? What's up with these crazy people? Where is Kakashi? And where did Sasuke go?

Sakura: "I guess I will just learn as we go...Naruto better fix this problem. Kakashi could be waiting there for hours for us."

Inner Sakura: Pay back for what he made us go tho! Mwahahahahahaha!

Sakura hears a rumble.its small like a murmur.then it gets louder.and.louder.and then.

WHAM! The front door explodes of the inn/dorm.

Akane: "That's it Ranma! You said enough."

Ranma: "GAH!"

Now Ranma was black and blue. He got up and started to brush him self off. The door that Ranma was thrown into was cut in half and now was lying on the floor.

Ranma: "Wait! Akane calm down you just kicked me into a house!"

Sakura and Naru: O_O

Ranma: "Sorry about that. My friend here can be very abusive." Ranma rubbed his head.

Akane: "Grr..." Akane's eyes looked like they would cut through anything.

Ranma: "Wait what house is this?'

Ranma looks around. I didn't even notice where we were going. Akane was running after Ranma for the past hour.

Naru: "Well uh this is the Hinata."

Ranma: "Great! You actually kicked me in the right house!"

Akane: "Srry about the entrance." Akane changes personality and bows. "Can we stay here for a while? I did hear this was a hotel or something (also got info from Miroku.)"

Inner Sakura: WTF! They just busted though the front door! And now they want to stay? What's wrong with this place?

Ranma: "Hey, who said anything about staying?"

Akane says quietly to Ranma: "I came along to help you. If we stay here we have a better chance of getting to it (the spring, Lake Thingie).

Ranma: "Oh good idea!"

Naru: "s-sure." She looked at the door on the floor. That better be fixed!

Sakura: "Do you need help? Medicine or anything? I mean you are bruised all over".

Ranma: "Oh me? Nah I am just fine. Hehehe." Expression turns into pain. "Owwwww."

Akane: "Well you can treat yourself Ranma. You are such a jerk."

Sakura and Naru back off from conversation.

Ranma starts to walk off still looking at Akane

Ranma: "Fine I don't need you to help me." Ranma walks right into a wall. "OOF!"

Naru: "Today is going to be a very bad day." Naru heads for her kitchen.

Sakura still stood there blankly.

Sakura: "Well I am Sakura."

Ranma: "The angry girl is Akane. I am Ranma." Ranma was still not forgiving Akane for hitting him 1000 times with an unreasonably big mallet.

Naruto walks in rubbing his head.

Naruto: "Where is broom lady I am hungry."

Ranma: "Yeah actually, me too."

Akane: "Yeah that's because you wouldn't eat my cooking."

Naruto looks at the unfamiliar anime characters.

Naruto: "Are you guys dating or something?"

POW! Akane sends Naruto Flying.

Akane: "NO WE AREN'T!" her voice seemed to rumble.

Sakura: "And I thought I was bad."

Inner Sakura: Yeah kill Naruto! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Naru pops up from Kitchen.

Naru: "No throwing people in the house!"

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