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Kenshin: Star of Rouroni Kenshin. Was once a killer.

Kaoru: A 17 year old girl swordsman

Jin-E: A creepy bad guy from kenshin.

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In Su's Lab (yes I made her a lab):

Ed types rapidly on Su's uhhh computer.a very advanced unique computer. Ed gleams a big smile.

Su: are you almost done Ed? I am so excited!

Ed: yep yep! Almost done with the time machine! Hehehe!

Ed starts to type with her feet and eats a banana. (Wow that flexible). She stops and sits up straight and tilts her head. Also chewing on a banana Su looks at the computer screen. Hearts fill her eyes.

Su: "Wow it's just as I dreamed!

Ed: "Now all we do is push enter."

Ed clicks enter.

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Kenshin: NOTE: go get your Kenshin Mangas or get the TV remote.

Alright I won't make you confused. It's the part when Kenshin is defeating Jin-e. You know Jin-e is the freaky guy who can make people stop in there tracks or something like that. Well he captured Kaoru to make Kenshin angry. Blah blah. Quack Quack.

Kenshin raises his sword in the air above Jin-e. The moon shined behind it. Jin-E was on the floor in pain because Kenshin hit him with the sheath and his sword. Kenshin eyes were narrowed in anger. Jin-E waited as his plan would work...kenshin would be turn into the Battosai.

Kenshin: "DIE!"

Kaoru: kenshin.!

Kaoru had a spell on her that froze her and her lungs. She was supposed to die in a few minutes.

Kenshin hesitates (come on kill the bastard!)

Jin-E: What's wrong Bottosai? Why do you hesitate?

Kenshin looks down at him.

Jin-E: "You must kill me to break the spell. If you don't the little girl will die. If you do she lives. It's the easiest of choices. There's no reason to hesitate. (Yeah you already said that) You've no time for it. Your Sakaboto. Put it here.A souvenir for the afterlife.

Kenshin: Good point. I've no wish to give gifts but.to save Kaoru-dono. I will once again become the Hitokiri.

Kaoru is shocked (yeah whatever).

Jin-E: That's right! Let Jin-E taste your crazed blade.

Kenshin: Die.

Kenshin brings down his sword towards Jin-E. Jin-E just makes his creepy smile.

You come to Kaoru now. She is sweating from trying to keep herself alive. An image of kenshin appears in her mind.

Kenshin (like a flashback): "A sword is a weapon. Whatever pretty names you give it-swordsmanship is a way to kill.

Kenshin smiles.

Kenshin: "But in the face of such awful truth.the sweet naïve lie she tells is so much better."

(No longer flashback)

Kaoru is crying (cries too.awww you are so sweet kenshin*cough* uh back to story).

Kaoru: Ken.shin "NOOOO!!!!"

Kenshin stops an inch from Jin-E's flesh (aw man).

Kaoru: "Don't go back there.don't become a Hitokiri.

Kaoru almost faints and falls over. Kenshin and his super fast moves of course runs and catches Kaoru before she hits the floor.

Kenshin: "Kaoru-dono please are you all right!?!"

Kaoru: "I'm allr-"

A portal forms underneath them.

Kenshin: O_O!

They are gone.

Jin-E: "WHAT THE #$%^!"

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Srry I will not use kenshin language (yeah like this one and that I do)...Very much. I think it's confusing and such. but I will try to cover it.

Mwahahahaha it is different from the insert isn't it? *Makes a evil laugh*

Anyhoo:

Su: "It worked! " Su dances around with Ed.

Kenshin: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHERE'S JIN-E!?"

Kaoru sits there speechless.

Ed: "oops apparently we gots a very mad swordsman. Srry swordsman but we took you to our time."

Kenshin tries to figure things out: Ok... I was fighting Jin-E and then I am here. What that doesn't make sense!

Kenshin looks up from thinking. His eyes turn back to its normal cute self. He gets up and checks with Kaoru.

Kenshin: "You are ok right?"

Kaoru: "uh uh uh uh"

Kenshin: "No guess not."

Kenshin turns to Su.

Kenshin: "I suppose there is nothing this one can do. But please. Can you tell us where we are?"

Su: "You are in Tokyo!"

Ed: "In Tokyo and its year 2004! (ok I dun't know what year love hina is in)."

Kenshin: "Well the good news is we live in Tokyo, but we aren't from 2004(meaning him and Kaoru).how did you get us here? That you did"

Su: "From the bestest time machine in the world! Made by myself and Ed!"

Kaoru: "EEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Where are we! AAAAAAHHH!!"

Kaoru starts to scream!

Kenshin: "Don't worry we are still in Tokyo.kinda. That we are."

Kaoru starts to strangle Kenshin.

Kaoru: "No we aren't! No we aren't!"

Kenshin: "GAH! NOO! I miss Jin-E! That I do."

Kaoru stops and spots Su and Ed on the floor amused by the two visitors.

Kaoru: "And who are you?"

Ed: "Why I am ed! A cowgirl and that's Su!"

Kaoru lets go of Kenshin and he drops to the floor all dizzy like.

Kaoru: "How did you get us here?"

Su: "That man you just strangled just asked us. Ask him when he gets up."

Kaoru: "oh..."

Kenshin: "Orooooo.."

Kaoru: "One more thing.while we are here. Can you treat Kenshin? You guys got him into this.and he was actually fighting when you brought him."

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Ranma and Akane fortunally met Kitsune, Su, and Motoko easier than Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke did. They all sat around the inn's table drinking some tea. Kitsune was drunk, Ranma was still black and blue, Naruto had a black eye, Sasuke was still mad about not being in the same time period, Sakura was still scared of Akane, Naru was in the kitchen trying to make dinner with Motoko(which was hard), Ed was as hyper as Su and Akane was changed her anger into niceness.

You hear an explosion from the kitchen.

All: "!"

Naru: *cough* "we are doing just fine."

All of them didn't argue.

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Naruto: "Whoa. Motoko and Naru must be horrible cooks."

Motoko: I heard that!

Motoko pops out of the kitchen all black from the burning of food.

Naruto starts an argument with Motoko. Su walks in happily

Ed: We gots a visitor.

Ed jumps out.

Naru: Huh? What do you mean we got a new visitor?

Naru puts her hands on her hips Probably one of her experiments.

Su: Meet Kenshin!!!!

Su drags in a young looking swords man with red hair.

Ed: And Kaoru! A very pissed off black haired girl came in.

Everyone looks at them indescribable.

All.or most: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!?

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Su and Ed had a lot of explaining to do. Kenshin on the other hand had his arm wrapped since it was bleeding pretty badly.

Motoko still black: "More problems follow another. This is worse than having Kanako."

Naru (gave up on cooking): "Don't say that. No matter how unbelievable their stories are.they are going to be our guest."

Motoko: "Then can we hurry and get them back to their time?" Motoko said this quietly so Naru didn't hear.

Naru: "Would you like to join us for dinner, Kenshin and Kaoru? It's the least we can do."

Kenshin: "Thank you Naru. This one is unworthy of such gratitude." Kenshin smiled politely.

(30 minutes of failure is still accruing in the kitchen)

Ranma: "Let's order pizza. We have been sitting here forever."

Kenshin: "What's a pizza?"

Ranma: "You know its that flat bread.with sauce and cheese and other things on it."

Ranma says slowly as if Kenshin was stupid.

Kenshin still looks confused.

Ranma: "A person that looks like Mario advertises it."

Kenshin: "." Kenshin titled his head.still very confused. Ranma:

"Forget it."

Smoke seeped though to the tops of the ceiling.Naru started to cough and wobbled to the table. She waved the smoke out of her face.

Naru: "Let's just order something."

Akane: "That's ok Miss Naru. You don't have to order. I will help you cook."

Kaoru: "Yes. as a thank you gift.for letting us stay.I will also help you cook."

Kenshin and Ranma freeze in horror.

Kenshin and Ranma: No we are gonna die!!!!!!!!!

Naru: "Oh that's very nice of you, but I don't want you to work for me."

Akane gets up from her seat and starts to walk towards the kitchen.

Akane: "No I think I should help."

Kaoru also gets up and follows Akane. When Kenshin sees that Kaoru is being serious he jumps up.

Kenshin: "Srry Kaoru-dono but I am wiped out from all of the confusion.I'll go take a nap."

Ranma gets up

Ranma: "You know I am suddenly not hungry." Ranma doesn't walk like Kenshin, he runs for it.

Akane and Kaoru: "NO YOU DON'T! YOU ARE GONNA EAT IT AND LIKE IT."

Kenshin and Ranma freeze.

Kenshin and Ranma: "Yes ma'am." They return to their seats and sit quietly.

The four girls leave to the kitchen (or shall I call it the danger zone.)

After a few minutes.

Kitsune: "Now that's settled." Kitsune moves to sit next to Sasuke. Sakura makes an evil look.

Kitsune: "I'll sit next to you.you seem like soo much funn".Sakura's eyes almost burst into flames. Kitsune wraps her arm around Sasuke's Shoulder. Sasuke Glares at Kitsune and knocks off her arm.

Sakura: "Hey get away from him!"

Kitsune: "Aww I didn't know you had a lil girlfriend. How cute!" Kitsune rubs Sasuke's hair. Sasuke tried to stay motionless.but wanted to punch Kitsune.

Sakura: "Stop it!"

Naruto: I have a bad feeling about this.

Kitsune: "sheesh ok little girl." Kitsune was having so much fun, she couldn't resist. "See you later. *winks at Sasuke*." Sasuke's pupils get smaller with rage.

Sakura: "That's it! I'll kill you!" Before Sakura could get up to attack Kitsune, Kenshin takes Sakura's arm.

Kenshin: "Calm down please. We don't want to ruin Naru's dinner now do we?"

Sakura snatches her arm from Kenshin and stares at Kitsune.

Kitsune returns to her seat smiling.

Naru: "No! Use soy sauce! Not shampoo!!!" You hear this from this kitchen.

Everyone shudders.

Ranma gulps and imagines he dying from Akane's poisoned food.

The door slowly opened (well not really but it seemed that way because everyone was so freaking scared. DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA! DUN DUN DUN)

Naru is the first out of the kitchen.Holding a plate of.well I think its food but it looks like a rat that had been in a blender and maybe some oversized worms.

Motoko comes out with a plate also. And the others but I will save all of your lives (or stomachs) and not explain what it looked like.

Everyone was already green from the smell.

Kitsune: "Maybe we SHOULD buy some pizza. Or something.please?" She looks at the plates and her appetite went bye-bye.

Kaoru looks at Kitsune with an "I'll kill you if you don't eat this" look.

Kitsune:"But this is just fine." Kitsune shivers.

Naruto could feel his stomach turn but kept his mouth shut.

Sasuke.was actually scared.for the first time!

Sasuke: I can't die like this!!!

Naru and the girls sit happily. (Do they have any brains in their heads? Or do they have clay for noises and eyes?)

Naru and Motoko had put the food down.

Sasuke: I think I am gonna throw up.

No one moves.they stare.stare at what they called food.

The four girls stare at them with murderous eyes.

The Girls: "Aren't you going to ear it?"

All of them quickly made remarks such as "Oh of course ...yeah.sure thing."

Naruto: Do I dare eat this?

Su: "Looks yummy!"

Naruto gags at the comment.

All at once they took the risky step of eating Naru's experimental food.

They turned so many colors; some of them weren't on the rainbow yet. They forced it down trying to make their eyes not burst and drank as much water.or whatever drink they could get their hands on even if it was in a fish bowl.they could handle.

Sakura held on to her mouth and noise so that nothing would come out. 1. She didn't want to be rude. 2. If she didn't eat it.she would die at a very young age.

Ranma spits out.of course, and so does Naruto. Sasuke then turns around to vomit.

Su: "MMmmmmm so yummy." (What? she liked it?)

Ed: "Oooowww my tummy!"

Su: "What's in it?"

Kaoru: "Well. shampoo.Akane accidentally did that.salt.sugar.bread.vinegar, .wipe cream and sour cream *thinks more as they all look at her in agony*. peanut butter.pickles.Catch-up.Oh yes and some chocolate called Laxative.

All of their expressions turn from agony to shock. You can hear the sound of what sounds like stomachs being shredded to pieces with a chain saw.

"BATHROOM!" They all climb over each other heading the same direction.within.hm. (author looks at clock).5 seconds.

Naru, Motoko, Akane, And Kaoru sit their confused. (line underneath not supposed to be there -_-' "Is it something we did?"

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Auther: "So how was it? I know my grammar and writing sucks.but is it funny? I am not done I have a lot of ideas.so stay tunned."

Su: "Peace!"