Disclaimer: Do I own Alias, hmm let's see… it's a fanfic meaning it's fiction written by a fan. And since I'm a fan and I wrote this story then I guess I do not own Alias.

A/N: I love the replies I am getting!

Chapter 4~ Weiss

"I think Miss Bristow should go next," Sloane volunteered Sydney.

"No, I think Weiss should go." Sydney blurted out.

"What? Weiss asked. "Vaughn should defiantly go."

"No, I say Sydney should." Vaughn told them.

"Yea, I wanna see Sydney go." Lauren spoke up.

"Hey, hey, I think we all wanna see Weiss go." Sydney started.

"Yea, it might be kinda funny." Weiss agreed.

The little girl spoke up once more, "aww isn't it so cute the way they think they have a choice." she appeared to be talking to someone else.

"Yep." the woman agreed.

"Here's the next movie, have fun." she said.

The movie turned on and we see a woman with straight jet-black hair then went about halfway down her back walk tell the camera person to be quite.

"Shhh, if you make too much noise he will notice. If you aren't quick enough you might not catch him." she whispered leading them inside the house. The walls are covered with picture fames, but we can't see the pictures. A hand opens the door in front of the camera, probably the woman's, and we hear something coming from the room.

"Uh oh" someone from the audience whispered.

We hear something coming from the room. It is a sound of music. The camera whips around and finds the source. There singing in his tightie-whities is a Caucasian preteen standing in front of a mirror with a brush held up to his mouth. It wasn't as embarrassing as to him wearing only underwear on, but to the song he was singing. We hear him start to sing louder and prance around the room.

"Man! I feel like a woman! The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take. The chance to get out on the town. We don't need romance-we only wanna dance." he danced around the room, continuing the song. "We're gonna let our hair hang down. The best thing about being a woman. Is the prerogative to have a little fun and... Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady. Men's shirts-short skirts. Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style. Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction. Color my hair-do what I dare. Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel. Man! I feel like a woman!" he stopped with a look or horror on his face. The camera-person, was apparently a teenager and apparently could no longer keep his laughter quiet.

"Umm… umm… I was, ah, practicing for the talent show," the boy explained in a very familiar voice.

"Weiss?" Sydney asked, cocking her head to one side, laughter could be heard in her voice. "Why did you feel like a woman?"

"It was for extracurricular activities. I accidentally signed up for the wrong side; I signed up for female instead of male singing." Weiss explained.

"Sure," Sark started, "and they didn't notices your weren't a female, why?"

"Will you guys shut up!" Sloane yelled. "I can't hear the rest of the movie."

It didn't matter anyway because shortly after the movie turned off and the little girl started to talk again.

"Well, that was certainly, um, interesting. But, it is still yet another example of what used to be important. Hmm, only 2 more solitary videos, then we move on to the fun stuff." The little girl giggled after saying the sentence.

Everyone asked in confusion, at practically the same time, "The fun stuff?"

A/N: Heh, review and soon enough you will know what she is talking about. Only Vaughn and Sydney left to go *maybe not in that order, you'll just have to find out* before the fun stuff. ^_~ So review!