Scene Eight (As the Narrator speaks, we see Andraman waving his fingers over the Palantir)

Narrator: (In a dramatic voice) Meanwhile, at Isengard, the treason is thick and traitors are around every corner. We find Andraman-WHOAH! (Losing their dramatic flare instantly) Take a look at those nails! How queer! I think my aunt has nails that are the exact shape! Weird! Oh, I mean-(Clears throat and continues dramatically) We find Andraman using the dangerous Palantir to perform evil acts for the Dark Lord.

Andraman: (Waving his hand over the Palantir and speaking telepathically to the orb) Lord Jauron, the power of Isengard is now yours to control.

(We see the Eye of Jauron pop up inside the Palantir)

Eye of Jauron: (In goofy voice) Ooga booga! Oh, I mean-(In powerful voice) build me an army worthy of Mordor!

(We now see Andraman sitting in his black shale throne, watching the door. Then, Orc#1 and Orc#2 enter the palace, dragging their feet and slobbering slightly. They look at Andraman)

Orc#1: (In a scratchy voice) What business from Mordor, my lord? What does the Dark Lord command?

Andraman: (Camera closes in about his face as he looks up with an evil look upon his face) We have work to do.

Orc#1: (Turns to Orc#2) We came all the way from Mordor for that?

Orc#2: (In a criticizing voice) I told you that Andraman was going to labor us!

(We now see the area around Isengard full of Orcs, and they are chopping down trees. Of all the Orcs, we focus on Orc#3, who's standing on a tree as it falls and starts singing like he's a Broadway star)

Orc#3: (In the tune of, "Singing In the Rain") Chopp-in' down trees! Fillin' the world with evil! I'm cra-ppy again-!

Orc#4: (We hear him shouting at Orc#3) Man, get off the damn tree!

(Now we see Andraman, staff in hand, watching the trees falling with an insane gleam in his eyes. Beside him is the bent form of Orc#1, who looks up at him and smiles with his crooked, yellow teeth)

Orc#1: (In the same scratchy voice) Trees are strong, my Lord. Their roots go deep-plus they're inexpensive. Andraman: (With an evil smirk) Tear them all down.

(As the trees go down, we suddenly hear a bunch of shouting of protests. Andraman and Orc#1 look behind them to see what's going on)

Andraman: (Angry) Aw, no! It's Green Peace!

(We see the great mob of Green Peace Members, everyone of them wearing Green Peace T-shirts and carrying some signs of protest. The camera focuses on the three people in front: Green Peace Member#1, 2, & 3)

Green Peace Member#1: (Carrying a sign that reads, "Trees rule!" and angrily shouting) Andraman! You're performing the murder of innocent trees! These trees have called this land their home far before you can even relate, man!

Green Peace Member#2: (Carrying a sign that reads, "I'm a tree hugger!") Yeah! Stop killing Mother Middle Earth, man!

Green Peace Member#3: (Carrying a sign that reads, "Phish rules!") FIGHT THE POWER, MAN!

(As the protesters scream, we go back to Andraman and Orc#1)

Orc#1: (In a hissing, hungry voice) Should I kill them, my Lord?

Andraman: (In a hurried tone) No! You don't want to eat vegetarians-too stringy. (Pulls Orc#1 towards him as he walks away and speaks to him in a low, stern tone) You swear to me that you brought me your best, and strongest Orcs?

Orc#1: (Gives Andraman a disgusting smile) Of course, my liege. These Orcs have a great sense of moral fiber and are strong-you will not be disappointed in them.

(We go across the land, where trees are being cruelly cut and their limbs broken. We see Orcs#5, 6, & 7 working on the same tree. Orc#5 bends over to pick up some tools, and Orc#6 looks at Orc#7 and smiles mischievously. Orc#6 picks up a broken limb, sneaks up behind Orc#5 and hits him square across the butt. Orc#5 gets up immediately and glares at Orcs#6&7, who are laughing hysterically)

Orc#5: (Folding his arms and saying in a feminine type voice) Well-you guys are so immature.

(We go up to the tower of Isengard, and see Kendalf suddenly come awake. He looks miserable-his hair is untidy and blood is caked on his head. Slowly, he sits up and rubs his eyes, suffering from a major headache)

Kendalf: (To himself) Aw, where am I? Oh, yes, I remember now. (Sighs) Stupid Andraman. (Looks around groggily) I suppose I've been here for a few days. Ah well, I suppose it can't get any worse.

(The camera zooms out to show that Kendalf is actually in the tower of Isengard. We hear him speak)

Kendalf: Well-this sucks.

(It starts raining at that moment)