Disclaimer: I am not the luckiest person in the world, aka JJ, nuff said.
A/N: Michael Varten had blonde hair when he was younger, so I'm going to do the same with Vaughn.
Chapter 5~ Vaughn
"Here's the next video," the girl told the, not explaining herself.
Sydney and Vaughn looked at each other. The list of who had not gone yet was hastily dwindling down.
The movie turned on and we see a curtain like thing.
"Listen up, due to the recent misunderstanding of what was said in the first movie, we have this one translated already for you." the little girl explained.
Everyone turned his or her attention back to the screen where the curtain was just rising up on the stage. We see a boy about 13 or 14 years old with short blonde hair walking with some girl.
"What's the point of taking a bath so regular? I mean you're not required to…" the boy mumbled on.
"Yea, but taking a bath feels so good." the girl exclaimed. "And you wash away dirt, clean out your pores, you're actually clean, and it's rejuvenating."
"I think I'm going to throw up," the boy simply told her.
"Look it's Agent Vaughn!" Sloane yelled
"I think we can all see that." Sydney told him.
"Why does everyone insist on talking through movies?" Sloane yelled. Everyone shushed him for that.
"Oh, sure shush me." he grumbled.
Sydney whispered to Lauren and she took off her shoe and threw it at Sloane.
"Ow!" He complained and everyone shushed him again. Lauren walked up to him and took back her shoe.
"Look, seriously, at least shampoo your hair. It's really vulgar," the girl complained.
"Fine, fine, you bug!" the boy complained. He took the shampoo bottle and went into the boys' locker room.
He turned on the shower thingy (A/N: Yeah, he still has his clothes on, so stop drooling S/V lovers) and took off his shirt. Opening the bottle suddenly the room got brighter and we hear music playing.
"Oh my god!" Sydney yelled. "What the hell are those guys doing there?"
True to her word three guys had appeared. Before someone could answer her question the men started to do something. Rose petals seemed to fall from nowhere. Windows opened and air blew in from them.
"Is that Kendal?" Sydney asked. There was a man there with brown hair that looked freakishly like their former boss.
The younger version on Kendal started to sing with the other two guys.
"He's got the urge," he started.
"Natural botanicals," the other two chimed in. Michael *the younger one* was sitting in some magical chair that had appeared and they were massaging his hair/shampooing it. A mini waterfall seemed to be flowing down on Vaughn. He got up and the boys and the waterfall followed him.
"He's got the urge to herbal." Kendal continued. "He's wants to hang out in the shower, for another half an hour." by now we can hear Michael moaning along with the song.
Our audience however is bursting with laughter.
"He's got the urge." they finished. The music stopped and the rose petals stopped dropping. The waterfall stopped and he shook out his now completely dry hair.
Michael however didn't seem finished. He studied the bottle and then told them, "Hey boys, the bottle says repeat."
Sark was having a great laugh at Vaughn's expense.
The girl came in and cocked her head to one side, "What are you doing?" She asked.
The movie turned off and everyone except Vaughn was laughing.
"Wow, you had some urge." Sydney joked.
Vaughn didn't answer the question, but he simply said, "Wait until we see your movie."
"So, why were you getting massaged by guys?" Sydney asked.
The little girl came back on. "So, only 1 more movie, then the fun begins. Although, as we could already see; you already had fun. So, I wonder what could happen next."
A/N: So, you like it? Review! Review because, I've got the urge… *and so do you*. Hehe. Please, please get the urge to review.
