Notes: (Re-edited and re-uploaded September 2010)
Guest Cast:
Mr. Osbourne: Erick Avari
Principal Krupps: Robert Gant
Jaycee: Eliza Dushku
Reyanna: Kristanna Loken
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POPULAR: SENIOR YEAR
"BAD GIRLS"
TEASER
FADE IN:
INT. JOSH AND LILY'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Josh and Lily are sitting on the sofa, scrutinizing
something with great interest and huddled in serious
consultation. Josh strokes his chin in a scholarly manner.
Lily cups her hand to his ear, whispering. He nods once,
solemnly, and looks over at her.
JOSH
Are we agreed?
LILY
I think so, yeah.
They turn eyes forward.
JOSH
You are definitely...a dead
man.
Harrison, sitting across from them, slaps his knees
scornfully.
HARRISON
Well, gee, thanks, guys. I
knew I could count on you
two.
LILY
Harrison, you've dome some
dumb things in your time,
but you have to admit—
JOSH
—this is epic-ly stupid.
Even for you.
HARRISON
(annoyed)
And it just keeps getting
better.
LILY
What do you want, Harrison?
HARRISON
(duh)
Help?
LILY
You've got dates—
HARRISON
They AREN'T dates!
LILY
—with three different girls
on the same day.
HARRISON
(adamant)
They aren't DATES!
LILY
Fine, whatever. You've got a
not-date with Sam in the
morning, a not-date with
Brooke in the afternoon, and
you're going to a movie with
Natalie at midnight-how is
that not a date, by the way?
HARRISON
Okay, maybe that's kind of a
date, but—
LILY
And brunch with Sam?
HARRISON
Well...but Brooke, that's
not a date! We're just...
just...I'm not sure what
we're doing.
LILY
So it COULD be a date.
HARRISON
You're really not helping.
LILY
I'm not sure what we're
supposed to do, Harrison.
Harrison turns to Josh.
HARRISON
Come on, Josh. You were
starting quarterback.
JOSH
Yeah, and if I'd been dating
two other girls, Brooke
woulda killed me.
HARRISON
(teeth gritted)
I'M—NOT—DATING—THEM!
JOSH
Seriously, I can't figure
how someone like you managed
to get three girls
interested. No offense.
Harrison makes a "none taken" gesture.
LILY
You know, it could be worse.
You could have dates with
all of them at the same
time.
JOSH
Hey, I think I saw that
movie!
She pats his hand.
LILY
Not now, honey.
HARRISON
You know, I think coming
here was a big—
The ringing of his cell phone cuts him off. Grimacing, he
digs it out and holds it up to his ear.
HARRISON (CONT'D)
Hello?
He shoots Josh and Lily a look, then plasters an artificial
grin on his face.
HARRISON (CONT'D)
Brooke! Hey!
WHITE OUT.
END OF TEASER
