Scene Nineteen

(We see the destroyed area of Isengard, with no trees around and it is smoking slightly. The pits are glowing from the action that takes place in them. Then, we see Andraman speaking to Urak-hai Member#1)

Andraman: (Going around Urak-hai Member#1 as he speaks) Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?

Urak-hai Member#1: (After thinking for a few minutes) Uh-I think it had something to do with that awful chemical plant-

Andraman: (Angrily) NO! (Speaking in a very venomous and evil tone) They were Elves once. They were tortured-mutilated-given unnecessary tax raises. (Urak-hai Member#1 growls angrily) A tattered race, now-(Smiles as he looks at the Urak-hai Member#1) perfected. My fighting Urak-hai! Now- (Eyes narrow maliciously) whom do you serve?

Urak-hai Member#1: (In a growling voice) Elves!

Andraman: (Angry) NO! NOT ELVES, YOU TWIT! You serve me!

Urak-hai Member#1: (Shakes his head in embarrassment) Sorry, dude. (Growls as he speaks next) Andraman!

(Now we see the members of the Urak-hai getting armor put on them and the white hands of Andraman placed upon their faces and helmets. We will occasionally see an Urak-hai Member growl evilly as they are handed a massive weapon. Then, we see them all gathered together and looking up at a balcony where Andraman is speaking and Urak-hai Member#1 is standing next to him)

Andraman: (In an ordering voice, filled with evil) Hunt them down! Do not stop until they are found! (Camera goes in on his face as he speaks maliciously) You do not know fear-you do not know pain! You will taste man flesh!

(The Urak-hai Members give great cheer of hunger and glee, but then we see Urak-hai Member#2 raise their hand in embarrassment and everything falls silent as he speaks)

Urak-hai Member#2: (In a rather uncomfortable tone) Uh, about that "man flesh" we're allowed to eat-uh, I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I- well, some people-it's just that-raised the way I was-

Andraman: (Rolling his eyes in annoyance) Yes, yes, we all know that you're a vegetarian, sir. That's why we packed an extra salad and a big bag of carrots in your lunch bag.

Urak-hai Member#2: (Smiles and gives Andraman the thumbs up) Oh! Thanks, Andraman, you're all right!

Andraman: (Speaking to the army in a diligent manner) Is there any other questions? (Sees Urak-hai Member#3 raise their hand slowly) Yes, you?

Urak-hai Member#3: (In an embarrassed tone as he speaks) Uh-my mother says that killing is wrong. Should I take her seriously?

Andraman: (Speaking in a calm manner) Tell your mother that she is a very nice woman and that we do not think ill of her opinions, but these are very difficult times now! Now-(Speaking in commanding and encouraging manner) go out there and stop those people!

(The Urak-hai Members shout out in glee and turn to leave. We see Andraman turn to Urak-hai Member#1)

Andraman: (In a calm tone) One of the halflings carries something very important. I want them brought to me alive-(Eyes narrow in suspicion) and unspoiled.

Urak-hai Member#1: (Looking bewildered) So-you want me to put them in a cooler after we kill them or something?

Andraman: (Irritably) No! I want the hobbits brought to me alive and unspoiled! They have something of value to me!

Urak-hai Member#1: (Still confused) So-do you want me to cut off their heads and then bring them to you?

Andraman: (Angrily) I would prefer it if I had the hobbits alive-with all their limbs!

Urak-hai Member#1: (Still bewildered) So-when we kill them, do you want us to keep them in a plastic container? Because I know the vegetarian nutter won't get to them, but the others-!

Andraman: (Angry and ordering) No! You're not listening to me! I want the halflings brought to me alive and unspoiled! I don't want their heads cut off-I don't want them in plastic containers! I just want them brought to me alive!

Urak-hai Member#1: (In a logical tone) Well, what's the point of keeping them alive if you're going to kill them, anyways?

Andraman: (Shaking his head in disgust) Look-I don't make these orders! Will you just go out there and find them, already? Kill the others!

(We see the Urak-hai Members running out of their underground fortress and running to seek the company with the One Movie. There are tons of them, and we hear tons of growls and shrieks-like a pack of black wolves running towards a piece of meat-or a severely large carrot, in the case of the vegetarian Orc)