OA: Hey everyone *yawns* 'tis late. I'm snowed in, and I may lose power at any second.

Seto: Dear god! The snow! It's.. it's HUMUNGO!

OA: hey! That's my word! Anyway one Important point to point out for those of you who think it is or whatever: This isn't Yaoi, and isn't going to be. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that it's hard to please EVERYONE if I had to introduce couples ne?

YA: well put OA.

OA: Thanks ^_^ Suqua, I hope u don't mind if I use some of those ideas in the next chappie! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!

YA: *hands everyone Yami Gel* Be careful with this stuff… it's strong!

Bakura: ^_^ ON WITH THE FIC!!!

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Yue: When we last left a crew they were arguing about the bed arguments.

Kaiba: What about the dead body?

Bakura: Oh yeah, I forget about her..

Ryou: It's a guy!!

Bakura: DOES IT MATTER?!

Yami: *blowing a bubble pipe* the way I look at it. We're the only ones in the school… so it HAD to be one of us.

Seto: All of us had motivations. Me, Mokuba, Yami, Yugi, Dog, Tea, Serenity, Ryou, BAKURA, Yami Malik, Malik and Tristan.

Bakura: ¬_¬ are you implying something Kaiba?

Seto: Who me? Not at all…

Serenity: Well, Let's get some sleep.

Seto: O_o er, shouldn't we investigate this farther?

Mailk: ¬_¬ we know you're just stalling for time Kaiba. Go too bed.

Yami: ^_^ Sleep over!!!

Seto: -_-' this is so unfair…

~2 hours later~

*everyone's asleep but Yami and Kaiba*

Yami: Kaiba! Kaaaaaaaiba! Kaiba-kun!

Seto: WHAT!?

Yami: ^_^ You awake?

Seto: *blood vessel* Unfortunly…

Yami: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Seto: NO! Go to sleep!

Yami: Ok, so Ra and Bast walk into a bar.. No wait. Ra and Osiris walk into a bar.. Or was it Ptah?

Seto: GO TO SLEEP!!!

Yami: But you're taking up all the room!

Seto: *pushes Yami off the bed* There! Now you have tons of room!

Yami: But the floor is cold! *gets back in bed*

Seto: FINE! FINE! I'm leaving!

Yami: O_o But What about the axe-murderer?

Seto: There is no axe-murderer! It's just like the tooth fairy!

Yami: *about to cry* There's no tooth fairy?

Seto: -_-' Baka! Maybe they're a couth in the teacher's lounge or something…*Leaves*

~The Next Morning~

Everyone in the room: *waking up*

Mokuba: *yawn* Hey, where's Ni-sama?

Yami: Hm? Oh, he left last night because he didn't want to share a bed with me. Wanna hear a joke? 2 pharaohs walk into a bar…

Mokuba: Seto is out there.. ALONE?!

Joey: Aw, don't sweat it kid! He's not alone. The axe-murderer is out there too remember?

Mokuba: O_O SETO! *runs out to look for Seto*

Tea: ¬_¬ real smooth Joey… real smooth.

Joey: I thought so. ^_^

Bakura: Hey, check this out! *shocks Yami Malik using static electricity*

Yami Mailk: AH! Don't do that!

Bakura: ^_^

Yugi: Guys, what about Kaiba?

Bakura: *shocks Yugi*

Yugi: Hey! Don't do that!

Bakura: Don't be so damn annoying.

Yami: Don't talk about my Li-.. No wait. He's right.

Yugi: Thanks a lot Yami!

Yami: Welcome light! ^_^

Mokuba: *from a distance* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yami Mailk: What the hell was that?

Yami: the wind?

All: *stares at Yami*

Yami: What? oO; It sounds like the wind!!

~In the kitchen~

Everyone: *runs in* Mokuba!

Mokuba: *crying* big brother's hurt!!!!

Bakura: ..don't be such a wuss.

Ryou: Yami!

Bakura: What?! It's annoying!!

Seto: *lying against a wall, covered in blood*

Joey: *girly scream* AIEEEE! *faints*

Yami Malik: Wait a minute… this is ketchup!

Everyone else: ¬_¬ ketchup?

Seto: *yawns and wakes up. Looks at everyone staring at him* .. O_o what?

Yami: *dipping fries on Seto* mmm… Seto…

Seto: Quit it!

Yugi: Oo; why do you have ketchup on you?

Seto: Painting with ketchup.

Everyone else: O_O …wha?

Seto: *sighs* I was bored ok?

Everyone else: O_O …o…..k…

Mokuba: Ni-sama.. Why is there in axe in your arm?

Seto: Hm? *notices an axe in his arm* What do you know… *takes it out*

Everyone else: . eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew….

Yami: Ha! Kaiba got Axed!

Seto: shut up! I'm going to get a shower! *leaves*

Yugi: Wait, Shouldn't he be in incredible pain?

Yami: *shrugs*

everyone: *looks at Bakura suspiciously*

Bakura: Oh sure! Blame the evil one! What about Yami Malik? He's evil.

Everyone: *glares at Yami Malik*

Yami Malik: O_O AM NOT!

Bakura: ARE TOO!!

Yami Malik: AM NOT!

Bakura: AM NOT!

Yami Malik: ARE TOO! … dammit

Bakura: ^_^ Ha!

Yugi: I think we really need to stop the axe murderer, so here's the plan: We lock Yami Malik and Bakura in a class room.

Bakura and Yami Mailk: WHAT!? Why us?!

Yugi: The fact that Bakura has blood on his hands.

Bakura: *rolls eyes* I ALWAYS have Blood on my hands!!

Yugi: The fact that Yami Malik has ketchup on his hands.

Yami Mailk: .. I like ketchup.

Yugi: And the fact that you're both evil!

Bakura: STEREOTYPER!

Ryou: -_-'

~Little While Later, in a random classroom~

Joey and Tristan: *dragging Yami Malik in the classroom*

Yami Malik: Nooo! You can't do this to me! I'll crush you're souls! I can control your minds remember! Where's my millennium rod?

Malik: You mean this? *hold up the millennium rod*

Yami Malik: -_-' I really should start paying more attention…

Bakura: *is already inside the room huddled in the corner in a fetal position*

Yami: What's wrong with him?

Ryou: I told the squirrels were waiting for him outside.

Bakura: O_O Don't let them get me…

Tristan: *closes the door*

Yugi: So, who's gunna stand guard?

Yami: DRAW STRAWS! ^_^ *hold out straws*

Tea: Where'd you get those?

Yami: I… don't know oo;…

*Everyone picks and Tristan get's the short one*

Ryou: Here: *hands Tristan a squirrel sock puppet* Just in case my Yami tries to escape.

Tristan: T_T Why Do I have to guard? The first guarding person is always the first to die!

Yami: Exactly!

~Meanwhile, In the Showers~

Seto: *washing his hair*

Seto: *singing* I'm walking on sunshine, Waaaoh! I'm walking on sun shine, Waaaoh! It's gotta feel good! Wo!

*Door closing sound*

Seto: Someone there? Axe-murderer?… ¬_¬ yami?

*silence*

Seto: *gets dressed* Hm… *finds a note by the exit*

Note: "I gunna killz u!!"

Seto: ¬_¬ …yeah.. That's scary. The poor grammar only increases the terror.

Yue: Tune in next time for more TDFH action!

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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~

OA: Welcome to another edition of "Otaku Amanda's rant corner" I'm getting' lazy so I'll just talk in code! Beep! Beep beep! Beeeeep! Bep! Beep!

YA: Stop that!

OA: Sorry. T_T man, I want to see TTT again, but nobody will see it with me! I'd go alone if it weren't 40 miles away! The next chappie will focus less on Seto-sama since this one forced mainly around him. Probably around Yami Malik and Bakura. I don't know. I'm making this up as I go along. *yawn* Sorry if there's a lot of errors in the chapter. I'm too tried to read over it. What else… Oh yeah. I have one mid-term left. But I have to do a speech soon… in French.. That I have to memorize… and I have a huge fear of public speaking. So in other words, it's just another way to embarrass myself Oo;. Great. I guess I'll do it on Manga. ^_^ hooray for freedom of topic ne? Hm, I think I'll go play Grandia II. Jaa!