OA: Hey everyone *yawns* 'tis late. I'm snowed in, and I may lose power at any second.
Seto: Dear god! The snow! It's.. it's HUMUNGO!
OA: hey! That's my word! Anyway one Important point to point out for those of you who think it is or whatever: This isn't Yaoi, and isn't going to be. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that it's hard to please EVERYONE if I had to introduce couples ne?
YA: well put OA.
OA: Thanks ^_^ Suqua, I hope u don't mind if I use some of those ideas in the next chappie! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!
YA: *hands everyone Yami Gel* Be careful with this stuff… it's strong!
Bakura: ^_^ ON WITH THE FIC!!!
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Yue: When we last left a crew they were arguing about the bed arguments.
Kaiba: What about the dead body?
Bakura: Oh yeah, I forget about her..
Ryou: It's a guy!!
Bakura: DOES IT MATTER?!
Yami: *blowing a bubble pipe* the way I look at it. We're the only ones in the school… so it HAD to be one of us.
Seto: All of us had motivations. Me, Mokuba, Yami, Yugi, Dog, Tea, Serenity, Ryou, BAKURA, Yami Malik, Malik and Tristan.
Bakura: ¬_¬ are you implying something Kaiba?
Seto: Who me? Not at all…
Serenity: Well, Let's get some sleep.
Seto: O_o er, shouldn't we investigate this farther?
Mailk: ¬_¬ we know you're just stalling for time Kaiba. Go too bed.
Yami: ^_^ Sleep over!!!
Seto: -_-' this is so unfair…
~2 hours later~
*everyone's asleep but Yami and Kaiba*
Yami: Kaiba! Kaaaaaaaiba! Kaiba-kun!
Seto: WHAT!?
Yami: ^_^ You awake?
Seto: *blood vessel* Unfortunly…
Yami: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Seto: NO! Go to sleep!
Yami: Ok, so Ra and Bast walk into a bar.. No wait. Ra and Osiris walk into a bar.. Or was it Ptah?
Seto: GO TO SLEEP!!!
Yami: But you're taking up all the room!
Seto: *pushes Yami off the bed* There! Now you have tons of room!
Yami: But the floor is cold! *gets back in bed*
Seto: FINE! FINE! I'm leaving!
Yami: O_o But What about the axe-murderer?
Seto: There is no axe-murderer! It's just like the tooth fairy!
Yami: *about to cry* There's no tooth fairy?
Seto: -_-' Baka! Maybe they're a couth in the teacher's lounge or something…*Leaves*
~The Next Morning~
Everyone in the room: *waking up*
Mokuba: *yawn* Hey, where's Ni-sama?
Yami: Hm? Oh, he left last night because he didn't want to share a bed with me. Wanna hear a joke? 2 pharaohs walk into a bar…
Mokuba: Seto is out there.. ALONE?!
Joey: Aw, don't sweat it kid! He's not alone. The axe-murderer is out there too remember?
Mokuba: O_O SETO! *runs out to look for Seto*
Tea: ¬_¬ real smooth Joey… real smooth.
Joey: I thought so. ^_^
Bakura: Hey, check this out! *shocks Yami Malik using static electricity*
Yami Mailk: AH! Don't do that!
Bakura: ^_^
Yugi: Guys, what about Kaiba?
Bakura: *shocks Yugi*
Yugi: Hey! Don't do that!
Bakura: Don't be so damn annoying.
Yami: Don't talk about my Li-.. No wait. He's right.
Yugi: Thanks a lot Yami!
Yami: Welcome light! ^_^
Mokuba: *from a distance* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yami Mailk: What the hell was that?
Yami: the wind?
All: *stares at Yami*
Yami: What? oO; It sounds like the wind!!
~In the kitchen~
Everyone: *runs in* Mokuba!
Mokuba: *crying* big brother's hurt!!!!
Bakura: ..don't be such a wuss.
Ryou: Yami!
Bakura: What?! It's annoying!!
Seto: *lying against a wall, covered in blood*
Joey: *girly scream* AIEEEE! *faints*
Yami Malik: Wait a minute… this is ketchup!
Everyone else: ¬_¬ ketchup?
Seto: *yawns and wakes up. Looks at everyone staring at him* .. O_o what?
Yami: *dipping fries on Seto* mmm… Seto…
Seto: Quit it!
Yugi: Oo; why do you have ketchup on you?
Seto: Painting with ketchup.
Everyone else: O_O …wha?
Seto: *sighs* I was bored ok?
Everyone else: O_O …o…..k…
Mokuba: Ni-sama.. Why is there in axe in your arm?
Seto: Hm? *notices an axe in his arm* What do you know… *takes it out*
Everyone else: . eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew….
Yami: Ha! Kaiba got Axed!
Seto: shut up! I'm going to get a shower! *leaves*
Yugi: Wait, Shouldn't he be in incredible pain?
Yami: *shrugs*
everyone: *looks at Bakura suspiciously*
Bakura: Oh sure! Blame the evil one! What about Yami Malik? He's evil.
Everyone: *glares at Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: O_O AM NOT!
Bakura: ARE TOO!!
Yami Malik: AM NOT!
Bakura: AM NOT!
Yami Malik: ARE TOO! … dammit
Bakura: ^_^ Ha!
Yugi: I think we really need to stop the axe murderer, so here's the plan: We lock Yami Malik and Bakura in a class room.
Bakura and Yami Mailk: WHAT!? Why us?!
Yugi: The fact that Bakura has blood on his hands.
Bakura: *rolls eyes* I ALWAYS have Blood on my hands!!
Yugi: The fact that Yami Malik has ketchup on his hands.
Yami Mailk: .. I like ketchup.
Yugi: And the fact that you're both evil!
Bakura: STEREOTYPER!
Ryou: -_-'
~Little While Later, in a random classroom~
Joey and Tristan: *dragging Yami Malik in the classroom*
Yami Malik: Nooo! You can't do this to me! I'll crush you're souls! I can control your minds remember! Where's my millennium rod?
Malik: You mean this? *hold up the millennium rod*
Yami Malik: -_-' I really should start paying more attention…
Bakura: *is already inside the room huddled in the corner in a fetal position*
Yami: What's wrong with him?
Ryou: I told the squirrels were waiting for him outside.
Bakura: O_O Don't let them get me…
Tristan: *closes the door*
Yugi: So, who's gunna stand guard?
Yami: DRAW STRAWS! ^_^ *hold out straws*
Tea: Where'd you get those?
Yami: I… don't know oo;…
*Everyone picks and Tristan get's the short one*
Ryou: Here: *hands Tristan a squirrel sock puppet* Just in case my Yami tries to escape.
Tristan: T_T Why Do I have to guard? The first guarding person is always the first to die!
Yami: Exactly!
~Meanwhile, In the Showers~
Seto: *washing his hair*
Seto: *singing* I'm walking on sunshine, Waaaoh! I'm walking on sun shine, Waaaoh! It's gotta feel good! Wo!
*Door closing sound*
Seto: Someone there? Axe-murderer?… ¬_¬ yami?
*silence*
Seto: *gets dressed* Hm… *finds a note by the exit*
Note: "I gunna killz u!!"
Seto: ¬_¬ …yeah.. That's scary. The poor grammar only increases the terror.
Yue: Tune in next time for more TDFH action!
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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~
OA: Welcome to another edition of "Otaku Amanda's rant corner" I'm getting' lazy so I'll just talk in code! Beep! Beep beep! Beeeeep! Bep! Beep!
YA: Stop that!
OA: Sorry. T_T man, I want to see TTT again, but nobody will see it with me! I'd go alone if it weren't 40 miles away! The next chappie will focus less on Seto-sama since this one forced mainly around him. Probably around Yami Malik and Bakura. I don't know. I'm making this up as I go along. *yawn* Sorry if there's a lot of errors in the chapter. I'm too tried to read over it. What else… Oh yeah. I have one mid-term left. But I have to do a speech soon… in French.. That I have to memorize… and I have a huge fear of public speaking. So in other words, it's just another way to embarrass myself Oo;. Great. I guess I'll do it on Manga. ^_^ hooray for freedom of topic ne? Hm, I think I'll go play Grandia II. Jaa!
