OA: GOMEN MINNA-SAN! My Brother Reformatted the computer and I didn't get a chance to write the new chappie.. Plus Midterms! But they're over now, CELEBRATE! .. Until I get my report card. Then I'll probably be grounded T_T.
YA: *hands everyone Yami-gel* Extra Strength!
Yami: *puts some in his hair* wicked!
YA: Anyway Light. Don't think of it like that. Who knows! You might do well
OA: HA! T_T I'm dooooomed
YA: Snap out of it. Go be you're cheerful self
OA: My cheerfulness is just a shell I created to make it seem like nothing hurts me of phases me…
YA: Watching Dr. Phil again have we?
OA: ^___^ Maaaaaaybe. Anyhoo, thankies for the reviews! *giggles insanely* I can't tell you how much they mean to me! I love you all! *begins to cry*
YA: Oh ra…
OA: hahaha.. It's so much fun to pick on Bakura.
BEWD: "Otaku Amanda Does not Own Yu-Gi-Oh! Although, she THINKS she does"
Bakura: on with the show!
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~In the hall~
Tristan: *still guarding the door* O.o *whistling nervously*…. Ok.. Ok.. I can do this. J-Just guarding the door.. No biggie.
*Friday the 13th Horror Movie Sound*
Tristan: O_O What was that?!
*Horror Movie Sound again*
Tristan: …mummy.. No! NO! GAAAAAH!!!
~Meanwhile, in a not to far away room~
Yami; Got and 5's?
Yugi: Go fish
Yami: O_O WHAT? A PHARAOH DO A LOWLY PEASANT'S DUTY? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU SHALL SLEEP WITH THE CROCADILES FOR THIS!!!
Yugi: see.. This is why we don't play cards with you Yami. -_-
Tea: this sucks.
Joey: hm?
Tea: Well, naturally I'm going to be killed off after Tristan.
Joey: What makes you think that?
Tea: Otaku Amanda doesn't like me like the rest of you…
Joey: True.. Oh well, sucks at be you! ^_^
Tea: *glaring at Joey*
Mokuba: *playing game boy advance* ^__^ I'm happy.
Tristan: GAAAAAAH!
Serenity: Did you guys hear anything?
Yami: Probably the wind.
All: *stares at Yami*
Yami: What?
Malik: Let's go see.
~Meanwhile, in another room~
Yami Malik: I can't take this! *passing back and forth* How could they possible think WE did it? I mean JOEY'S A CANNIBAL!
Bakura: *shrugs* What are ya gunna do? .. Hey did you hear that?
Yami Malik: Hear what?
Bakura: O_O THE PITTER PATTER OF TINY SQUIRREL CLAWS! QUICK! TO HIGH GROUND! *jumps on Yami Malik's back*
Yami Malik: Gah! What the ra are you doing?! Get off!!
Bakura: BUT THE SQUIRRELS!!!
Yami Malik: *loses his balance and falls though the exit door*
Bakura: hm… that's convenient.
Yami Malik: X_x ow…..
Bakura: Hey… Wasn't that Tristan guy suppose to b-*eyes the squirrel puppet on the floor* GAAAH! THEY'VE FOUND ME! *latches onto Yami Malik again*
Yami Malik: Ok, you have got to get over your fear of squirrels. ¬¬
Bakura: get it away! Get it away!! .
~Meanwhile in the teacher's lounge~
Seto: *sleeping on the couth* ZZZZZZZZzzzzz *sleep talking* mmmmm… pink ponies…
~Back in the Hall~
Yugi and the rest: *arrive to see Yami Malik and Bakura*
Ryou: Yami.. Get off Yami Malik.
Bakura: Nu-uh! T.T
Ryou: What's wrong with him?
Yami Malik: *trying to pry Bakura off of him* he had a mishap with the squirrel puppet.
Ryou: *nods and stuffs the squirrel puppet into his pocket*
Bakura: *slides off Yami Malik cartoon style*
Yugi: How'd you guys get out?
Bakura: THE SQUIRRELS!!
Yugi: *puzzled* Oo;
Ryou: -_-' let's just go!
Yami: *is laying on the ground covered in blood*
Yugi: *notices Yami* O_O YAAAAMI! *rushes over to him and starts crying* Yami! Yami! Answer meeee!
Yami: Z_z ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Yugi: Oo;
Yami: *awakes up and looks at everyone staring at him* ^__^ Oooo! A staring contest!
Yugi: Why are you covered in blood?!
Yami: Not now! I'm trying to concentrate! *continues staring*
Yugi: Yami! ¬¬
Yami: I found red paint and thought it would be fun to make body prints. Then I got tired and took a nap!
Yugi: -_-' how old are you Yami?
Yami: …Never ask a Pharaoh's age!!
Serenity: This isn't read paint. It's …blood?
Joey: But who's?
Yami Malik: O_o are you guys complete bakas?! It's obviously Tristan! Gezz! Morons!!
Seto: *walks up* Darn, I hoped someone killed Yami!
Yami: kaiba?
Seto: er… did I say that out loud?
Serenity: What do we do now? Should we look for Tristan?
Malik: Defently not! I've seen enough horror movies to know the killer will send bits and pieces of him to us to freak us out.
Joey: Yay! ^_^ Then I can make my yummy Tristan-soufflé!
Malik: No Cannibalism!
Joey: But-
Malik: NO!
Joey: Awwwwwww! T_T
~That Night in the teacher's lounge~
Yue: And so, they waited…
Seto: *typing on his lap top*
Ryou: Kaiba.
Seto: what?
Ryou: Well, since you have a computer... Don't you have e-mail?
Seto: nooo…. Someone replaced all my files with dancing hamsters
Yami: *singing the hamster dance*
Seto: *stares suspiciously at Yami*
Yami: *notices Seto staring at him* … YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WAS ME!!
*Knock at the door*
Yami: I'll get it *opens the door* Hey Bakura! Have a look at this!
Bakura: Hm? *walks over to Yami* Wh- O_o AIEEEE! *screams like a girl and faints*
Ryou: Yami?!
Everyone: *runs over to see what Bakura was screaming at*
Yami: *has Tristan's eyeballs in front of his eyes* O.O Wooooo!
Seto; *steals the eyeballs from Yami* -.-' *cough* Guess we know what happened to Tristan.
Ryou; *picks up Bakura* How do you know those are Tristan's?
Seto: *shows everyone "Tristan" Written on the back of them with crayon*
Everyone but Seto: O_o riiiiiight…
Joey: heeey… Can I.. Uh.. Get rid of those for you guys? Yes… THAT'S the word…
Seto: Sure Wheeler *hands them to him*
Joey: eheheheh… *walks into the kitchen*
Yugi: Let's try to get out of here!
Serenity: We can't The doors are locked and Bakura is unconscious!
Seto: ¬_¬ did you try the phones?
Everyone else: uh……
Seto: BAKAS! *storms out of the room with everyone following him*
~In the Hall, at the Phone~
Seto: *picks up the receiver* hey… anyone have a quarter?
Carrot Top: *jumps seemingly out of nowhere* Just dial down the centre with C-o-l-l-e-c-t-a-t-t!!
Everyone but Carrot Top: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs back in the room and barricades the door*
Seto: Ok… Everyone else saw that too right?
Everyone else: O_O *nods*
Yugi: I'm NOT leaving this room! There's an Axe-murderer AND a deranged Carrot top out there!
Yami: Oh no!
Yugi: What?
Yami: I-I.. Left my Hair gel outside!!
Yugi: NOOOOOOOO!!! Not the hair gel! GO GET IT!
Yami: Nu-Uh! YOU go get it!
Yugi: *glares* GO! *opens the door and shoves Yami out, then locks the door*
~The Hall~
Yami: O.o ..ok.. I'm not afraid.. I'm not afraid.. Oh ra, this is worse then the time Yugi took me to see all those clowns… *sees the gel in the middle of the hall* THE GEL! *runs up and grabs it* ^_^ Yay!
*Twang!*
Yami: -_- Hmmm, Judging by that "Twang" Sound.. I'd say this is a tra-- *gets hit by a dart* Oo; *faints*
~Meanwhile, Back in the Teacher's lounge~
Ryou, Yami Malik, Malik, Joey, Serenity, Yugi and Mokuba: *come out wearing pots a pans as amour and holding random kitchen utensils for weapons*
Yugi: Yami? Are you ok? We heard a "Twang" Sound!
Seto: ¬_¬ you guys look ridiculous.
Yugi: *finds Yami's coat on the ground* O_o *gasp* Yami's been… YAMINAPPED!
Seto: -_- Oh please, spare me.
Yami Malik: *puts on Yami's coat* Look! I'm a Pharaoh! Wahaha, It's time to D-D-Duel! XD
*Twang*
Malik: Did anyone else hear that Far off "Twang" sound... Seemingly coming from the Teacher's lounge?
Ryou: O_O Yami!
Everyone: *runs back in but Bakura's already gone*
Ryou: Nooo!
Seto: Hm, This murderer is very clever.. But we're still one step ahead of him..
Yugi: Hey.. Mokuba's gone too.
Seto: U_U Can't I ever catch a break?
Yue: Can you Kaiba? Can you? Tune in next time to find out!
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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~
OA: *has A Kero mask on and is eating a pudding* Welcome again, to another addition to Kero's Corner!
Kero: *thwacks OA with Key of clow* LAWSUIT!
YA: Review and We'll give you free Cloud's buster Swords!
Cloud: My swords… T_T
OA: X_x owie… Anyhoo. Do you wasn't to see the funniest thing EVER? Go here: That's so Lame.
OA: *watches it again* BWAHAHAHA! XD
YA: easily amused I see…
OA: What are u even doing here?! This is MY time! *shoves YA out* Théoden! Denthor! Take us out!
Théoden and Denthor: *dances* Be kind to your Web-footed friends! For a Duck maybe somebody's mooooooooooother!
OA: G'night Everyone! Happy Belated Ground Hog Day!
