Golden Sun Sit Com----- Chapter 5

The fifth Chapter of our Story takes place inside the Kandorean Temple.

Jenna- How long is this damn cave?! I want to get whatever is inside this place and get the hell outta here!

Felix- Damn! We're almost out. Don't get your panties in a knot

Jenna- Huh? Damn it! Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Sheba- Brunettes! Can't live with them, can't live without them!

Jenna-Shut up, bitch!

Kraden- Calm, down, both of you!

Felix- (obtains a Mysterious Card) What the hell is this?

Kraden- It appears to be a mysterious playing card. Possibly a tarot card

Jenna- You know, Kraden, you don't have to state the obvious

Sheba- Hey look everybody! I see an exit! We're finally getting out of this hell hold!

Jenna- What the hell are those apes doing? Hey, they blocked our pathway out!

Kraden- Well lets kick their ass!!

Later..

Holy hell! I'm.I'm gonna fall!

Felix- Sheba! Pull together and finish them off with us!

Sheba- I'm. I'm sorry, Felix, I can't. may you be strong enough to avenge my fall!

Felix- God damn it!

Jenna- Ohh, what a f***ing drama queen. Or should I say drag queen!

Felix- Don't talk bad about Sheba!! Man, I hope she gets up and bitch slaps you!

Kraden- FELIX!! That is your sister you are talking about! (Although, it would be nice to see Jenna and Sheba fight! Tits would be flying around if they were seriously fighting!)

Felix- What did you just say about Jenna and Sheba?

Kraden- Me? Nothing!

Poi- Congrats on finishing the cave

(All) What the hell?!

Poi- Eh? You are not one of my pupils? Hmm. That rope is still on the ground! You must have come from the Chestbeater's cave? I commend you.

Felix- Why do we need commendation?

Poi- Because you have come from the Chestbeater's cave, I must teach you the Psynergy Lash

(After much dialogue, Felix obtains the Lash Pebble. The group leaves the Kandorean Temple, and sets forth on their way to the Dehkan Plateau)

Felix- Well, I'm glad that we received the Lash Pebble!

Jenna- Are we out of this plateau? I gotta take a piss!

Kraden- We just got in here!! Its four miles from here to Daila!

Sheba- May I make a suggestion?

Jenna- Yeah, but make it quick!

Sheba- Find a bush!!!

Later on that day..

Sheba- So I heard that you shoved a stick up your crotch when you had to "piss"

Jenna- Shut up, ya hard-on!

Felix, Kraden- Ooh, Raw!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Next Chapter: Visiting of Madra, and Travels Through Osenia

The group arrives in Madra, where they learn about the raid that the Champa has done. They also meet a young man by the name of Piers, which is being held in a cell because the Madras think that he is one of the Champa pirates. Afterwards, the are granted permission through the Madra Bridge, as they seek out the first Elemental Mountain.