The sixth chappy of this great story takes place just as the group arrives in Madra (a/n: I've decided not to include the Dehkan Plateau in this... as nothing happens in it, pretty boring).

Guard 1- Wait there. You aren't one of the Champa, are you?

Felix- Who the hell is the Champa?

Guard 2- The Champa are fierce pirates that have raided us for food and loot.

Sheba- HA HA! You got robbed by pirates! Ha ha!

Guard 1- Mind your tongue woman. or I will have to kick your ass!

Felix- Try and touch her, I dare you.

Guard 2- And just who the hell are you, Mr. Bodyguard?

Jenna- You asshole! If you ever talk about my older brother like that, I will chop off your dick and feed it to Kraden here!

Kraden- Yeah that's right. Hey!! Wait just a damn minute!! I'm not gay!

Felix- Yes you are quit lying!

Sheba- What about that time I heard Felix tell me that you tried to suck him off one night while everyone was asleep?

Kraden- Um that was not supposed to be mentioned!

Guard 1- Well, just because you have a gay friend, we will let you pass, because we don't want him trying to get us up the ass

Sheba- Thank you. come along Kraden, they aren't gay

Kraden- FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!

Felix- Ok, whatever

Jenna- Hey, what is all the commotion?

Sheba- Don't you remember anything, you dumb broad? The guards said that they have captured one of the Champa pirates! Why don't we go check it out?

Felix- Yeah, maybe he can give us some lessons on how to steal from towns.maybe we can slide a whole ship from right under their noses! That will kick royal ass! Inside the Dungeon.

Piers- For the last time, I am not a Champa! I don't even know what the hell the Champa are!

Guard- Yeah, yeah, we heard your stupid story, Piers, why don't you give it a rest?

Piers- Because I am not a damn Champa! I don't even know who the hell they are! All I want to do I get back home to my mother!

Guard- Ok, can it!

Piers- No, hot damn it! I want out of this damn cell!

Guard- Well, sorry about your luck.you'll have to wait until the major returns from Alhafra

Piers- Damn you!

Felix- Hey look, it's a jailbird!

Piers- Why don't you shut up, asshole?

Sheba- Who's the asshole? Coming from someone who is in a CELL!

Piers- Piss off, whore!

Sheba- Who are you calling a whore? You look like some stereotypical bull- dike!

Piers- What did you say about me, bitch?

Jenna- She said, "You look like a stereotypical bull-dike" What? Are you hard of hearing from wearing that veil that a bride wears to a wedding?

Piers- Oh, now you want some, huh?

Guard- Ha ha! That one was good! What are your names?

Kraden- My name is Kraden; the other young man is Felix, that blonde over there.

Sheba- Hey, you asshole! I may be blonde, but I am not stupid! Anyways, my name is Sheba

Jenna- And I am Jenna. Pleased to meet you

Guard- You three are some funny people. For helping me think of comebacks for this idiot, I will grant you permission through Osenia. (a/n This doesn't happen in the game, you get permission from a lady outside the cells)

( So the group get through Osenia, and are now headed to Air's Rock.)

TO BE CONTINUED...