OA: T_T rally-o everyone…

YA: What's wrong with you?

OA: NOTHING! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! *Bursts into tears and runs out of the room*

Seto: *drinking coke* What's wrong with her?

YA: *shrugs* beats me… Wait a minute… What's today?

Yami: *has a calendar stapled to his forehead* It's the 27th… Why?

YA: Dammit. Guys, today is OA's birthday! Did anyone remember to get her anything?

Everyone: …no ^_^'

OA: *runs back in* THE WORLD IS A CRUEL, CRUEL PLACE!! *Runs back out*

Bakura: How is she suppose to write humour if she's suicidal and potentially homicidal?

YA: Don't worry! I'll write it!!

Everyone:… O__o NOOOOOOO!

YA: hmph, fine… Listen. You guys find a gift or something. I'll get OA and try to cheer her up!

Everyone else: Right! *Leaves*

OA: *comes back in* T_T

YA: Hey light! How about doing the business? That always cheers you up!

OA: *sniffle* ok… Ahem. *Puts on glasses* Alright first off, let me just say thanks to everyone who reviewed. Those reviews mean more to me then you could ever imagine! Next, If you guys haven't read my Valentine's Day story, I suggest you do it. Next, I'll be putting a guest in the story soon for a chapter soon, Power To The Penguins. tidalryu, sorry to hear about your Grandpa. Ah, that's it I think. *Sniffle* that didn't make me feel better…

Everyone but OA and YA: *comes in with a present* HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTAKU AMANDA!!

OA: *sniffle* Y-you… REMEMBERED! I LOVE YOU ALL! ^___^ *Opens present*

Present: *is a potato*

YA: *smacks Forehead*

OA: I….I…. I LOVE IT! *Glomps everyone* THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

YA: Oh dear ra…-_-

Bakura: On with the fic!

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~ The Teacher's Lounge~

Yugi: *in front of a white bored with a pointing stick while the others watch* and that's the plan!

Seto: What's the plan? You just stood up there and said "and that's the plan!"

Yugi: Oh…

Everyone else: Yeah…

Yugi: Ok then, here's the plan. Bakura and Yami Malik will distract the murderer while Seto, Joey and I sneak in and save the rest. Tristan, Serenity and Tea will stay here.

Ryou: Tristan's dead!

Yugi: Wait, then who's THAT?! *Points to a coat rack*

Ryou: ¬_¬ that's a coat rack.

Yugi: Oo;... So it is! So it is! ^_^

Seto: Well Yugi, there is just one flaw with your plan.

Yugi: What's that?

Seto: WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS!!

Joey: *eating eyeball soufflé*

Yugi: oh… right! ^_^'

Everyone else: *sigh* -_-'

???: I Think I may be able at help yer der! *Steps out of the shadows*

Yugi: Hey! The Janitor!

Janitor: *has an obviously fake moustache on* Yes. I am the janitor! I saw the axe-murderer… WHO IS NOT ME! And I wanted at help get them back… AND NOT LEAD YOU INTO A TRAP!!

Yami Malik: I say we trust the nervous old man!

Yue: turn in next time to find out! ……*Snort* no, I'm just kidding! ^_^ You should have seen your faces! Ok, on with the fic!

~Meanwhile in some unknown dungeon… Or perhaps just a locked room~

Yami: *wakes up* *yawn* My, what a nic-…… Heeeey.. *Can't see* GAAAAH! I'M BLINDED! *Runs around the room tripping over things*

Bakura: Take off your blindfold Pharaoh…

Yami: Wha? *Takes it off* …oh… ^_^ Silly me!

Mokuba: *sighs* I wish big brother was here with me instead of you guys…

Bakura: Wait, so you wish that Kaiba was kidnapped instead of that bumbling baka, Yami, who would have failed miserably trying to save us and probably result in loss of our eyebrows?

Mokuba: yeah! …wait… No

Bakura: That's what I thought!

Yami: Hey! Are you guys talking about me?!

Bakura: *sighs* no Pharaoh.

Yami: Good! Now let's get out of here! Hm… stand back. I'll us my shadow magic to open the door! MIND CRUSH!

*Nothing happens*

Yami: … *still holding his hand up waiting for something to happen* …. *Cough*

Bakura: Doors don't have minds… Baka.

Yami: *glares at the door* so THAT'S how you wanna play, is it Mr. Door? Weeeeell, two can play at THAT particular game!… *throws his Millennium Puzzle at the door* HA!

Millennium puzzle: *bounces off the door, into the one light bulb hanging from the ceiling, destroying it, leaving everyone it pitch black*

Bakura: *all you can see is his eyes* *glares* I loathe you Yami. ¬¬

Yami: Why does everyone keep saying that? T_T

~Meanwhile, in the Hall~

Janitor: Here we are! Yes, the room that ISN'T A TRAP! *Opens the door*

Everyone but the janitor: *walks in*

Seto: Hey, it's awfully dark in here…

Janitor: *locks the door so they can't get out* Wahahaha!

Everyone: *can only see everyone's eyes because of the darkness*

Malik: No! the nervous and slightly neurotic janitor betrayed us! Who would have guessed!?

Everyone: *glares at Malik*

*TWANG*

Yami Malik: Hit The Deck!

*3 minutes later*

Yami Malik: hey guys! I think I found a light switch! *Turns it on*

Everyone but Yami Malik: *passed out from darts*

Yami Malik: Aw nuts! T_T

Janitor: *knocks* hello? Are you all unconscious? I'm knocking to make sure because if there is anyone conscious this would give them a running start and I'm a very stupid person! Hello?!

Yami Malik: Ah.. Gotta hide! Gotta hide!.. I know! I'll use Magic! Ahem… *strikes funny pose* DISAPPEAR!

*Nothing happens*

Yami Malik: Shoot. Why won't that ever work? *Notices an open window* Score! *Jumps out the window and runs away*

Janitor: *walks in and is stupid because he doesn't realise Yami Malik is missing* Ah yes! My plan is a success! I ARE a genius! Muhahahahaha!!! And now to reveal whom I really are! *Takes of Moustache* Yes It is I! The Axe murderer!! Muhahahaha!

Yue: Betcha didn't see THAT coming! Anyhoo, tune in next time. Same insane place! Whenever OA gets off her lazy ass and writes another chapter time!!

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~ Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~

OA: *sigh* Even though it's my birthday… I'm depressed. I miss Card Captor Sakura… and digimon season 3..… And X/1999... I need more of the manga.

YA: Isn't X/1999 an anime too?

OA: Yeah. But there isn't a store where I live to buy anime. Just manga. *Sighs*

YA: Riiight… Anyhoo. Here are Cloud's Buster swords! *Hands them to everyone*

Cloud: *glares at YA* You're lucky I have 999999999999 of these left!

OA: *reading ROTK* poor ol' Frodo the nine…

Gandalf: Aren't you done reading that yet?

YA: She didn't want the story to end so she reads little bits at a time…

OA: ^__^

Théoden: There's only one thing to do! PAR-TAY!

Everyone: *dances*

OA: Heeey.. Aren't I suppose to Rant here? Oh well!

YA: At least you could tell everyone how old you are OA!

OA: hmm.. Ok. I'll do it in a riddle! Ahem:

Riddle me this!

I was the same age a first Digidestined in the first series when it started. Think about it. Think how many seasons there are. That is your answer.

YA: That's lame!

OA: Is it YA? Is it really?

Ya: ..YES!

OA: Whatever man. Ja everyone!