OA: Ham-Ha everyone! TGIT! Guess who's back? ME! I tell ya, nothing like watching Yu-Gi-Oh! And SNL to rejuvenate the spirit! Oh, and No, I didn't jump off a bridge like some of you were probably thinking.

YA: Although, I did have to pull your head out from the oven a few times…

OA: I WAS CLEANING IT!!

YA: peft, whatever *rolls eyes*

Yue: T.T My meatloaf tastes like dirt .

OA: Well, maybe if YA hadn't prevented me from cleaning the oven!

YA: sure, blame it on the oven…

OA: It's hard cooking for god knows how many people. There's always someone new in this place!

Noa: 'Ey! ^_^

OA: SEE?! MADNESS!! GAAAAAH!

YA: don't mind OA, she's been stressed out with work ^.^

OA: T.T the assignments, they're everywhere…

YA: *twaps OA*

OA: Fine! Ok, first off *puts on glasses* Thank you all for you're support! Your reviews really helped! *Bows* Thank you! Second, I know there's a war goin' on right know and everything but I will continue to write! Thank goodness I live in Canada, that's all I got at say. Third, Does anyone know a site were I can order anime in Canadian currencies? I can't afford the expensiveness!

All the guys: OA, we'd like a word with you…

OA: Hm?

All the guys: GIVE US BACK OUR PANTS!!!

OA: ^.^ No! This is my protest against war! PBAW! *Throws badges to everyone* "Pantless Bishonens Against War" JOIN US!

Yami: T.T but I'm cold….

Seto: Yes, and I think we've all seen enough of Pegasus in his underwear…

Pegasus: *dancing* I'm too sexy for my pants!

Everyone else: O_o…

OA: *shoves Pegasus out an open window* problem solved!

All the guys: -_-'

Bakura: ON WITH THE SHOW!

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~In The Gymnasium~

Everyone: *suspended over a vault of acid, and have recently regained conscious*

Joey: well, this is unpleasant…

Yugi: What I wonder is, Where'd the acid come from?!

Seto: ¬_¬ Have you seen what they feed us in the cafeteria?

Yugi: hm, good point.

Yami: Wheee! ^_^ *Moving back and forth and making everyone swing*

Seto: Dammit Yami! Quit it!

Yami: Nah! Nah! ^.^ You can't get me so I can do what ever I want! *Swings some more*

Ryou: I wonder how strong this rope is?

Rope: *tears a little*

Everyone: *glares at Ryou*

Ryou: …what?

Everyone: YOU HAD TO SAY IT? DIDN'T YOU?!

Malik: Hey, don't worry guys. My Yami will save us!

Bakura: ¬_¬ Malik, I'll bet you the entire contents of Yami's head that Yami Malik is in jail right now.

~Meanwhile, at Jail~

Yami Malik: *in a jail cell* CALL MY LAWYER! Since when has there been a law against assaulting the elderly?!

~ Meanwhile, back in the gymnasium~

Malik: Yeah, you're probably right…

Serenity: Where did that Axe murderer run of to anyway?

Yugi: Hey look! He left a note tacked to Yami's head!

Yami: Why does everyone do that? T_T

Yugi: *reads it*

"Dear victims,

I decided that it's much better to kill you all in a pool of acid. So watch you're flesh burn away as the rope slowly lowers you to your doom! Yes, I ARE a genius!

Love always,

The Axe murderer

P.S. I've gone after yer friend"

Tea: What a minute, something's missing here…

Seto: He forgot to make the rope lower!

Everyone: What an idiot! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yugi: Ok, so how are we going to get down?

Seto: I have an idea: Let's throw Yami into the acid and lighten the load!

Yami: ^^ I like that plan because It involves me!

Yugi: …no…

Yami: *starts swinging again* Wheee!

Mokuba; ungh, I'm going to be sick Seto…

Seto: Yami! Stop that! You're making Mokuba sick!

Yugi: That's it! Everyone swing!

Bakura: Wait, I got an idea! Everyone swing!

Yugi: Hey! That's what I Ju-

Bakura: SWING!!!

Everyone: *swings*

Rope: *breaks from all the swinging*

Bakura: AIEEEE! YUGI! YOUR PLAN WILL KILL US ALL! YOU BAKA!

Everyone: *falls into the acid*

*Splash*

Joey: wait a minute… This is just Pepsi blue!

Yami: Gah! IT BURNS! AHHHH!

Everyone else: *sighs*

Malik: Come on! We have to find my Yami! He could in trouble!

Seto: Why should we? He's the one who left us to rot!

Malik: *takes the millennium rod out of him pocket* YOU WILL OBEY ME!

Seto: Phef, whatever.

Malik: *controls Kaiba's mind* Now, let's get going!

Seto: O_O yes, get going… *drools*

Yami: Gah! Yuck Kaiba-kun! You're drooling on me!

Yugi: So, how do we get out? *Notices Penguin foot prints on the floor* Here, what are those?

Ryou: By the looks of them, I'd say there dog tracks.

Everyone: *glares at Ryou*

Ryou: What?!

*QUACK*

Yugi: Did you guys hear that?

Ryou: Yeah! It sounded like a dog!

Bakura: ¬_¬ *slaps Ryou*

Purple Penguin: *walks in the doorway* Quack!

Everyone: Hewwwwy, haven't we seen you before?

Tea: better yet, how'd you get in here? Do you know a way out?

Joey: It can't understand you Tea ¬_¬

Seto: *shoves Yami towards the Penguin* you speak Purple Penguin! YOU talk to it!

Yami: Is that what those class were? Yugi told me it was Sea World!

Yugi: yeah …well, I lie a lot.

Yami: Awwwwwww… T.T

More Purple Penguins: Quack! *Waddle in*

Power to the Penguins: *walks in* 'Ey Guys! ^__^

Bakura: GAAAAH!

Lynn: *walks in and waves* Are you guys looking' for the way out?

Bakura: *faints*

Ryou: Yami, you embarrass me sometimes…

Everyone else: *nods*

PTTP: Then follow us! ^.^

Seto: Wait, how do you know you guys aren't the Axe Murderer in disguise?

Lynn: If we where the axe murderer, then wouldn't we have an Axe?

Seto: Good point.

~A little Later, in the Hall~

PTTP: Here we are! The unlocked door!

Everyone else: Oo' THERE'S AN UNLOCKED DOOR!?

Lynn: Yeah… Look! There's even a big sign!

Big Sign: *next to the door* "THE UNLOCKED EXIT. FOR ALL YOUR ESCAPING NEEDS."

Everyone else: O.O….

PTTP: Gezz, a THANKS would be nice… *leaves*

Lynn: cheerio! ^_^ *leaves*

Penguins: QUACK! *Leaves*

Everyone else: O.O… ok! ^_^ Let's go!

~In Domino~

Malik: Where to start looking?

Everyone else: Jail.

Malik: You guys should be nicer to my Yami! He's really not that bad of a guy!

Everyone else: *stares at Malik*

Malik: HE ISN'T!!

Seto: yeah, and Yami's the Queen of England!

Yami: I am? YES! FINALLY! Things are comin' up Yami! *Does the queen wave*

Yugi: *smacks his forehead* baka…

Ryou: Can we just go already before my Yami h-… Yami, where'd you get that suit?

Bakura: *has a suit on* Hobo.

Ryou: .___.

~Later, at the Jail~

Everyone: *walks in*

Malik: Just let me handle this guys. *Walks up to the office behind the desk* LET ME SEE MY YAMI OR I'LL CRUSH YOUR SOUL!!!

~A Few Minutes Later~

Everyone: *in a jail cell next to Yami Malik*

Everyone but Malik: *glares at Malik* Smooth Malik, real smooth.

Yami Malik: Hi Guys! *Waves*

Everyone else: *sighs* -_-

Yue: Oh, what a tangled web we weave! Tune in next time to see how our heroes fare in court!

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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~

OA: Wai! OA, Fusion digivole to…. OAmon! BWAHAHAHA!

YA: Oh, that's reaaaaal creative…

OAmon: SILENCE! OAmon commands you!

YA: I will hurt you.

OAmon: *sighs and goes back to normal* sorry, I'm just really going to miss Season 4.

Kouji: ^_^ I'm loved.

Kouichi: Me too!

YA: I hope your not going to do through that "How-Will-I-Ever-Live-Without-Digimon-Depression" again…

OA: Most likely... Uh…

YA: Nothing to rant about?

OA: I'll think of something….

YA: Just save yourself the embarrassment and end this.

OA: NEVER! EMERGENCY PARTY!

Everyone: ALRIIIIIIIIGHT!

Gil-glad: *break dancing*

Legolas: LEMBAS FOR EVERYONE!

YA: *hands everyone multicoloured Scarves*

OA: Now, click on that little button down there and I'll give you all dates with requested Yu-Gi-Oh! Guys! ^.^

Yu-Gi-Oh! Guys: O_o awww man!

OA: Live long and prosper! *gives peace sign*