OA: Ham-Ha everyone! TGIT! Guess who's back? ME! I tell ya, nothing like watching Yu-Gi-Oh! And SNL to rejuvenate the spirit! Oh, and No, I didn't jump off a bridge like some of you were probably thinking.
YA: Although, I did have to pull your head out from the oven a few times…
OA: I WAS CLEANING IT!!
YA: peft, whatever *rolls eyes*
Yue: T.T My meatloaf tastes like dirt .
OA: Well, maybe if YA hadn't prevented me from cleaning the oven!
YA: sure, blame it on the oven…
OA: It's hard cooking for god knows how many people. There's always someone new in this place!
Noa: 'Ey! ^_^
OA: SEE?! MADNESS!! GAAAAAH!
YA: don't mind OA, she's been stressed out with work ^.^
OA: T.T the assignments, they're everywhere…
YA: *twaps OA*
OA: Fine! Ok, first off *puts on glasses* Thank you all for you're support! Your reviews really helped! *Bows* Thank you! Second, I know there's a war goin' on right know and everything but I will continue to write! Thank goodness I live in Canada, that's all I got at say. Third, Does anyone know a site were I can order anime in Canadian currencies? I can't afford the expensiveness!
All the guys: OA, we'd like a word with you…
OA: Hm?
All the guys: GIVE US BACK OUR PANTS!!!
OA: ^.^ No! This is my protest against war! PBAW! *Throws badges to everyone* "Pantless Bishonens Against War" JOIN US!
Yami: T.T but I'm cold….
Seto: Yes, and I think we've all seen enough of Pegasus in his underwear…
Pegasus: *dancing* I'm too sexy for my pants!
Everyone else: O_o…
OA: *shoves Pegasus out an open window* problem solved!
All the guys: -_-'
Bakura: ON WITH THE SHOW!
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~In The Gymnasium~
Everyone: *suspended over a vault of acid, and have recently regained conscious*
Joey: well, this is unpleasant…
Yugi: What I wonder is, Where'd the acid come from?!
Seto: ¬_¬ Have you seen what they feed us in the cafeteria?
Yugi: hm, good point.
Yami: Wheee! ^_^ *Moving back and forth and making everyone swing*
Seto: Dammit Yami! Quit it!
Yami: Nah! Nah! ^.^ You can't get me so I can do what ever I want! *Swings some more*
Ryou: I wonder how strong this rope is?
Rope: *tears a little*
Everyone: *glares at Ryou*
Ryou: …what?
Everyone: YOU HAD TO SAY IT? DIDN'T YOU?!
Malik: Hey, don't worry guys. My Yami will save us!
Bakura: ¬_¬ Malik, I'll bet you the entire contents of Yami's head that Yami Malik is in jail right now.
~Meanwhile, at Jail~
Yami Malik: *in a jail cell* CALL MY LAWYER! Since when has there been a law against assaulting the elderly?!
~ Meanwhile, back in the gymnasium~
Malik: Yeah, you're probably right…
Serenity: Where did that Axe murderer run of to anyway?
Yugi: Hey look! He left a note tacked to Yami's head!
Yami: Why does everyone do that? T_T
Yugi: *reads it*
"Dear victims,
I decided that it's much better to kill you all in a pool of acid. So watch you're flesh burn away as the rope slowly lowers you to your doom! Yes, I ARE a genius!
Love always,
The Axe murderer
P.S. I've gone after yer friend"
Tea: What a minute, something's missing here…
Seto: He forgot to make the rope lower!
Everyone: What an idiot! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yugi: Ok, so how are we going to get down?
Seto: I have an idea: Let's throw Yami into the acid and lighten the load!
Yami: ^^ I like that plan because It involves me!
Yugi: …no…
Yami: *starts swinging again* Wheee!
Mokuba; ungh, I'm going to be sick Seto…
Seto: Yami! Stop that! You're making Mokuba sick!
Yugi: That's it! Everyone swing!
Bakura: Wait, I got an idea! Everyone swing!
Yugi: Hey! That's what I Ju-
Bakura: SWING!!!
Everyone: *swings*
Rope: *breaks from all the swinging*
Bakura: AIEEEE! YUGI! YOUR PLAN WILL KILL US ALL! YOU BAKA!
Everyone: *falls into the acid*
*Splash*
Joey: wait a minute… This is just Pepsi blue!
Yami: Gah! IT BURNS! AHHHH!
Everyone else: *sighs*
Malik: Come on! We have to find my Yami! He could in trouble!
Seto: Why should we? He's the one who left us to rot!
Malik: *takes the millennium rod out of him pocket* YOU WILL OBEY ME!
Seto: Phef, whatever.
Malik: *controls Kaiba's mind* Now, let's get going!
Seto: O_O yes, get going… *drools*
Yami: Gah! Yuck Kaiba-kun! You're drooling on me!
Yugi: So, how do we get out? *Notices Penguin foot prints on the floor* Here, what are those?
Ryou: By the looks of them, I'd say there dog tracks.
Everyone: *glares at Ryou*
Ryou: What?!
*QUACK*
Yugi: Did you guys hear that?
Ryou: Yeah! It sounded like a dog!
Bakura: ¬_¬ *slaps Ryou*
Purple Penguin: *walks in the doorway* Quack!
Everyone: Hewwwwy, haven't we seen you before?
Tea: better yet, how'd you get in here? Do you know a way out?
Joey: It can't understand you Tea ¬_¬
Seto: *shoves Yami towards the Penguin* you speak Purple Penguin! YOU talk to it!
Yami: Is that what those class were? Yugi told me it was Sea World!
Yugi: yeah …well, I lie a lot.
Yami: Awwwwwww… T.T
More Purple Penguins: Quack! *Waddle in*
Power to the Penguins: *walks in* 'Ey Guys! ^__^
Bakura: GAAAAH!
Lynn: *walks in and waves* Are you guys looking' for the way out?
Bakura: *faints*
Ryou: Yami, you embarrass me sometimes…
Everyone else: *nods*
PTTP: Then follow us! ^.^
Seto: Wait, how do you know you guys aren't the Axe Murderer in disguise?
Lynn: If we where the axe murderer, then wouldn't we have an Axe?
Seto: Good point.
~A little Later, in the Hall~
PTTP: Here we are! The unlocked door!
Everyone else: Oo' THERE'S AN UNLOCKED DOOR!?
Lynn: Yeah… Look! There's even a big sign!
Big Sign: *next to the door* "THE UNLOCKED EXIT. FOR ALL YOUR ESCAPING NEEDS."
Everyone else: O.O….
PTTP: Gezz, a THANKS would be nice… *leaves*
Lynn: cheerio! ^_^ *leaves*
Penguins: QUACK! *Leaves*
Everyone else: O.O… ok! ^_^ Let's go!
~In Domino~
Malik: Where to start looking?
Everyone else: Jail.
Malik: You guys should be nicer to my Yami! He's really not that bad of a guy!
Everyone else: *stares at Malik*
Malik: HE ISN'T!!
Seto: yeah, and Yami's the Queen of England!
Yami: I am? YES! FINALLY! Things are comin' up Yami! *Does the queen wave*
Yugi: *smacks his forehead* baka…
Ryou: Can we just go already before my Yami h-… Yami, where'd you get that suit?
Bakura: *has a suit on* Hobo.
Ryou: .___.
~Later, at the Jail~
Everyone: *walks in*
Malik: Just let me handle this guys. *Walks up to the office behind the desk* LET ME SEE MY YAMI OR I'LL CRUSH YOUR SOUL!!!
~A Few Minutes Later~
Everyone: *in a jail cell next to Yami Malik*
Everyone but Malik: *glares at Malik* Smooth Malik, real smooth.
Yami Malik: Hi Guys! *Waves*
Everyone else: *sighs* -_-
Yue: Oh, what a tangled web we weave! Tune in next time to see how our heroes fare in court!
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~Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner~
OA: Wai! OA, Fusion digivole to…. OAmon! BWAHAHAHA!
YA: Oh, that's reaaaaal creative…
OAmon: SILENCE! OAmon commands you!
YA: I will hurt you.
OAmon: *sighs and goes back to normal* sorry, I'm just really going to miss Season 4.
Kouji: ^_^ I'm loved.
Kouichi: Me too!
YA: I hope your not going to do through that "How-Will-I-Ever-Live-Without-Digimon-Depression" again…
OA: Most likely... Uh…
YA: Nothing to rant about?
OA: I'll think of something….
YA: Just save yourself the embarrassment and end this.
OA: NEVER! EMERGENCY PARTY!
Everyone: ALRIIIIIIIIGHT!
Gil-glad: *break dancing*
Legolas: LEMBAS FOR EVERYONE!
YA: *hands everyone multicoloured Scarves*
OA: Now, click on that little button down there and I'll give you all dates with requested Yu-Gi-Oh! Guys! ^.^
Yu-Gi-Oh! Guys: O_o awww man!
OA: Live long and prosper! *gives peace sign*
