Golden Sun Sit Com-Chapter 8

The eighth chapter of this fabulous story takes place as the group arrives in Madra, again. (a/n: For some reason, and I don't know why, I decided to skip the mini travel to Alhafra, but do not worry, I will have Alhafra in the story)

Guard 1- Ok, sorry, but you cannot pass

F- And why the hell not this time! Did Champa lead another raid on this sorry town?

Guard 1- No, this time, it was the Kibombo. Lucky for us, there was nothing really important stolen, only a single black orb, that's all

Guard 2- Say, haven't we seen you before?

S- Yeah, we were here at this town only about a few days ago!

J- Yeah, and we need to get inside, so we can see Piers! (I want to see him because I think he's sexy)

S- (reading Jenna's mind) What's that Jenna? You think Piers is sexy?

F- Ha ha! Jenna has a crush on a Water Adept! (starts to sing) Jenna and Piers, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love.second comes.

J- You whore, Sheba! I'm gonna kill you! And you too, Felix!

(Sheba and Felix begin to laugh in a hysterical uproar)

G 1- Heh heh heh! That was funny, Felix right?

F- (stops laughing) Ok, asshole! No one says my name unless they know me! (Unsheathes sword) Prepare to taste cold steel!

G 2- Hey, now! Come on! Can't we just settle this over a pint? (holds up a mug, full of a cold, frosty beer) [a/n: Sorry, while typing this, I was watching Shrek, so I had to put this one in]

S- Hey! That one looks good! I'll take it!

F- (slaps Sheba's hand) Only on weekends!

S- Damn it!

G 1- Well, I guess that you aren't a Kibombo, so we will let you in, again

(All)-Thanks

(When the group finds out what was stolen, and what else happened, the group sets out for Naribwe and the Kibombo Mountains.)

At the foot of the Kibombo Mountains.

Kibombo Guard 1- Make sure NO ONE gets through! Akafubu is once again trying to gain the title of Witch Doctor, and he needs his concentrate!

Kibombo Guards 2-4- Ok, we wont let you down sir!

KG 1- Ok, that is better

F- (Whispering) so should we try to get through the mountain pass?

S- Yeah, we should give it a try. What do you think Jenna?...Jenna?

J- (in daydream mode) Oh, Piers! I love your beautiful blue hair.Make love to me! (Snaps out of it, sound of needle scratching on a record player) What? I can dream, cant I?

F- (begin to snicker) Ohh, great! We are gonna have brown-haired Water Adepts running around my house when this is over. Oh brother!

S- Lets just get through this damn mountain range!

(After nearly 20 minutes of sneaking around, the group gets through the Kibombo Mountains. The group is now heading for the town of Kibombo.)

TO BE CONTINUED...